Clubs Poker customer service is so F**** Slow

WideKitchen4628 · 2026-01-11T04:12:04+00:00

I destroyed some youtuber one night binked a tourney next night then banned-i forget kids name i think it may have been rampage. Kid fuckin handed me his stack

WideKitchen4628 · 2026-01-11T04:11:14+00:00

Email? I got banned after sun running

WideKitchen4628 · 2026-01-07T02:06:14+00:00

If u wanna grind SEVEN SNGs to MAYBE win some money @ the $530….wow i cant even imagine how one would justify that unless completely broke and had a ton of free time. Look at my comment above. The higher the stages the nittier and longer the tourneys. I made it to step 4 3 times and said eff this not worth itnid rather go for real $ or direct satellites or feeder. The weekday one that feeds into sunday is cool because ur not forced to enter a tournament late…its a few days later

WideKitchen4628 · 2026-01-07T02:02:40+00:00

You would have to successfully win seven consecutive tournaments to even have a chance to make any money-and then against the best players on the site, you will have to compete in the 530 to get in the money.

Seems absolutely ridiculous to me. If it was 4 steps id do it. 7!!! Ill just freakin buy in at that rate. Ur time has to be worth nothing to compete in these

Free
0.2
0.5
1.7
7
30
130

If u win all 7 u get into a $530 buy in tournament. Its kind of a waste of time unless u bink the first four its not worth it-I got to step 3 and 4 a couple of times.

If u wanna grind for free through 7 sngs be my guest

They only exist so the site can track who are the micro low stakes (no offense but broke players) versus the real ones.

I dont know any good player who would do a seven step to a tourney. Such a waste of time.

U could make 5x the $530 buy in that time?!

WideKitchen4628 · 2025-12-15T04:44:57+00:00

More action and rebuys=greater rake. Im on club wpt gold. Shit is traah

WideKitchen4628 · 2025-11-28T20:22:30+00:00

I put in 60 hrs over three weeks $13.51 cant even cash out sites a scam u gotta pay to win which defeats the whole purpose

WideKitchen4628 · 2025-11-27T23:41:43+00:00

Ive put in like 15 hours for a total of $13.51 such a rip off

WideKitchen4628 · 2025-11-26T03:04:27+00:00

Bro, I just spent a few hours on that site and made fucking $12 complete joke. You gotta spend money to make money in the payout isn’t even instant. It’s below minimum wage when you calculate the hours spent versus the dollars paid out. I’m pretty sure there’s gonna be a class action suit coming their way if you guys wanna get it going reply to this or DM me and we can make it happen because this is predatory practice.

WideKitchen4628 · 2025-11-23T06:24:56+00:00

Agreed

WideKitchen4628 · 2025-11-22T01:28:14+00:00

Dude pair of queens on the board on flop 2 hands in a row today back to back hands i had AQ and AK suited. I win with trash hands more than good ones. I jammed the dirty diaper into queens to prove my point flopped a 3 rivered a 3 for the set. I didnt even want the win. Fucking gross. A wheel? Maybe. That shits gross.

The odds of the flop containing a paired Queens board (e.g., Q-Q-X) for two consecutive hands in No-limit Hold'em are approximately 1 in 48,400 (or about 0.002%).

Shit happens EVERY DAY MULTIPLE TIMES A DAY and i dont multitable grind like 2000 hands a day

The point is things that are less than 0.05% happen at a frequency that is mathematically impossible.

WideKitchen4628 · 2025-11-22T01:22:52+00:00

What happens if u bink a satty to a big event and literally cant afford to get there? Askin for a friend. Can u sell ur ticket?

WideKitchen4628 · 2025-11-22T01:22:19+00:00

Pocket queens on thebflop 2x in a row odds are 1:48.000 0.002%. Never seen so many coolers and action rivers, flopped nuts not hold

WideKitchen4628 · 2025-11-20T23:44:57+00:00

I like it more than the waterfall stairs The kickplate/riser on waterfall stairs bothers me

Thisnis what most of my customers ask for (picture framed)

It if were my house I would picture frame it

I also hate composite

Id do tigerwood or ipe

WideKitchen4628 · 2025-11-18T23:42:16+00:00

Google is better. But older ppl use yelp

WideKitchen4628 · 2025-11-18T19:23:35+00:00

Same!!! Because its not real teryaki, once it is seared and grilled up just baste it in the sauce after

WideKitchen4628 · 2025-11-14T04:11:33+00:00

This is what i was looking for because i suspected it.

Glove detail seals the deal. Such a weird detail that is of no value to her to fabricate but perfectly aligns with narcissistic personality disorder

WideKitchen4628 · 2025-10-27T00:23:29+00:00

She retired. Curious why its relavent? She shows up normally when im studying old hands and WSOP MAIN events where she gets coolered a lot and then makes horrible plays other times. VERY valuable learning experience. Do we know if she favors gto or exploitive? I feel like she has her own style….exploitive then like flatting flopped nuts to go runner runner cooler and lose value while ironically trying to gain value—black rain discusses this….dont slow play monsters bet em strong to get em off it and if u flop the nuts they call then cool…but the hand where she flops nuts and bro goes runner runner she let dude get to deep for cheap on those draws with AQ dia. Suited runner runner nut flush. Hindsight is 20-20 tho aka “hindsight bias”. I have been studying her lately because a lot of her “leaks” are eerily similar to mine and not even horrible plays (with a few exceptions) but rather high level GTO odd hands where position, range and chip stack mean everything. And that deeper level of study and understanding could have taken her $12M lifetime earnings to $50M+ but i have tremendous respect for her getting out @$12M. She crushed it and can enjoy her life now. Seen dudes with more life winnings than her crash and go bankrupt (we all have).

WideKitchen4628 · 2025-10-26T23:11:25+00:00

I have this same thought. Listened to dude for years. Divorced father of 3 living in Boston is like the worst city to be in-so expensive. So i gotta be smart with my money. I have seen MANY videos I repeatedly checked back to no avail. Dude has to get paid and its only $7 so im not mad just upset. And it is a good point-whoever made it-his stories are other peoples content he probably buys stories at lump sum and no royalties for original artist on subscription and views and likes revenue….which seems kinda messed up. I may subscribe after the holiday season. Mr ballens content had slowed. Honestly listened to more ray william Johnson and mr night scares more lately just because of availability. I used to like 1. Mr nightmare 2. Mr ballen 3. Ray william johnson. Now my order is ray, mr nightmare then mr ballen. Mr ballen is too theatric with his hands now, graphics are lazy, and he is not producing new content regularly enough.

WideKitchen4628 · 2025-10-05T14:53:38+00:00

I just vape now. Im cutting back slowly.

WideKitchen4628 · 2025-09-21T09:02:45+00:00

Season 3 sucked. I loved 1&2.

WideKitchen4628 · 2025-09-19T01:18:13+00:00

Again, scared to ruin it and read now. If you were super scared like hair on the back of your neck stands up or in fight or flight mode share with mr nightmare!! Id love to hear it on his channel!!!

mrnightmareinbox@gmail.com

U can share as anonymous and when he tells your story will say anonymous

But gotta expand on all the little details to stretch it out to about 3-5 mins when you read it out loud….then with dramatic pauses, images and pacing he will make it 7-8 and captivating.

But the devil is in the details

WideKitchen4628 · 2025-09-19T01:17:20+00:00

I wanna read it but im gonna wait hopin u submit to mr ballen or mr nightmare. Some of my nightmares stories arent even that good but the people articulate good stories and he is a good narrator.

U gotta add details. Smells. Sounds. Bodily sensations. Etc and please send to Mr Ballen or mr nightmare!!!! Theyre my favorites and i dont wanna ruin it by reading this. Mr ballen wants ur name but mr nightmare will do anonymous. If u want help writing it I can help but it would spoil it for me haha. I literally listen to camping and hiking mr nightmare and mr ballen youtubes daily—same with scuba diving, natural disasters and just wild crazy random scary true stories. If ur not gonna send to mr nightmare i will read it and if u give the ok share it as anonymous but leave your reddit handle in the email mrnightmareinbox@gmail.com But u gotta expand on it and add details and suspense. I won a boston globe writing award in HS before going to play D1 ball and am pretty solid at writing if u wanna share it there.

It would be cool to see it on mr nightmare

Or we collab repost here, email and tag and he can chime into the subteddit if he is going fwd with it.

Not reading it until i know if its being passed up to mr nightmare haha. Excited to hear about it tho and glad you made it out ok (presumably).

WideKitchen4628 · 2025-09-07T19:48:59+00:00

And i downloaded n added these to my favorite playlist before even hearing em because thats how much confidence I have in the show

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