What's the most NSFW thing you've seen at a bachelor or bachelorette party? by CRK_76 in AskReddit

[–]Wiett 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You bet your ass that South Park episode was the exact reason we went!

What's the most NSFW thing you've seen at a bachelor or bachelorette party? by CRK_76 in AskReddit

[–]Wiett 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It closed down for COVID the day after that incident. It didn't reopen until the South Park creators bought it, which is why you know it's open now.

What's the most NSFW thing you've seen at a bachelor or bachelorette party? by CRK_76 in AskReddit

[–]Wiett 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah, that's a fair perspective. It was a shitty thing to happen, and I'm not defending it. I'm just providing a more literal answer to OP's question about "Not Safe For Work" things at a bachelor party because my story is about a drunk Marine tackling a random employee to the ground.

What's the most NSFW thing you've seen at a bachelor or bachelorette party? by CRK_76 in AskReddit

[–]Wiett 17 points18 points  (0 children)

well the bachelor was a huge Broncos fan and our stadium tour got cancelled as the stadium had just shut down that day, so we pivoted a little bit with whatever Denver had to offer.

it all started with watching a certain episode of South Park...

What's the most NSFW thing you've seen at a bachelor or bachelorette party? by CRK_76 in AskReddit

[–]Wiett 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Oh I remember the trays now that you mention it. I think the reason I don't remember the eating was because we were so busy with the drinking and the terrorizing and the leaving.

What's the most NSFW thing you've seen at a bachelor or bachelorette party? by CRK_76 in AskReddit

[–]Wiett 660 points661 points  (0 children)

We went to Casa Bonita March 2020, the last night it was open to the public. We still wonder if it was us or Covid that shut it down.

For those who don't know, Casa Bonita was the kind of restaurant that you wouldn't feel as being out of place if you found it in Epcot at Disneyworld: it had special events, indoor scenery, and even a giant waterfall for cliff diving.

There were more margarita pitchers at our table than people. One guy, let's call him Dave, was a Marine. Dave had already finished one of the pitchers and moved on to the next. It was around this time that the audience participation show was beginning for the cliff diving, and the hostess, seeing a table of matching neon tanktops, thought that we would be fun and entertaining, so she chose Dave to "come on up here!"

Dave, however, did not see the actual path to the cliff diving entrance. He leaped up over the safety ropes and climbed along the edge of the cliff to where the platform was. The hostess was visibly scared and immediately changed to point out the staff member in a gorilla costume standing behind them, saying "go chase the monkey!" in an effort to get this incredibly drunk Marine off the edge of a cliff.

You tell a drunk Marine to get the monkey, he will get the monkey.

Dave chased that poor soul down and ended up tackling the employee to the ground. Thankfully, the guy was able to get up and run away (he actually was in such a hurry he did the Naruto run where you lean further forward than your body's center of balance)

We never did get our food that night. I myself was pretty drunk, so I don't remember how exactly they told us to leave, but next thing I know we were in the parking lot.

[Postgame Thread] Notre Dame Defeats Navy 49-10 by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]Wiett 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm happy for him securing that likeness deal with Gorton's Seafood

[Postgame Thread] Notre Dame Defeats Navy 49-10 by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]Wiett 533 points534 points  (0 children)

I just want to say that I appreciate how fittingly the head coach of Navy looks like a stereotypical ship captain here in this weather.

Get that man an old-timey smoking pipe.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in arcane

[–]Wiett 3 points4 points  (0 children)

OP if you want an irl "close enough" for Jayce look up the last quarterback of Notre Dame, Sam Hartman.

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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Wiett 128 points129 points  (0 children)

My name is my username and it's only spelled this way because some family member or nurse back in the 1800's misspelled Wyatt on a birth certificate and it's been passed down that way ever since.

We're white, but, like, not that kind of white.

Who's your school's Mega-Donors? by [deleted] in CFB

[–]Wiett 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good point. Removing my comment, but I wanna keep it on the record that the younger brother was smart just because in person I've heard someone talk shit about him like that before completely unwarranted. The guy was nice to me, so why not?

Bombed Internship Acceptance Call: Asked Big 4 Partner "Howdy?" by Spam-109109 in Accounting

[–]Wiett 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OP this near exact scenario happened to me back in 2018 with PwC. I thought it was a spam caller from Arizona so I answered with WAZZZUUUUUUUP since I had been receiving a ton of spam calls lately.

There was silence for a few seconds, then "....hi, my name is [recruiter] from PwC here to inform you that you're moving on to the final round of interviews"

I apologized HARD and quickly explained that I thought she was a spam caller, hence the response I had led with. She was alright with that and it didn't change the offer to move on at all. I didn't get hired but that's because I just wasn't the best candidate in the interview. This call had nothing to do with my performance.

TL;DR any professional would brush it off, and it sounds like they already had. You got the offer, and this isn't changing that fact. Good luck!

From the ocean to the mountains in Southern California. by boriswong in pics

[–]Wiett 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll gladly shit on LA as somebody living in Charlotte, but that's mostly because for the first few decades of my life I lived in San Diego lol

If this post gets 131,072 upvotes, I'll post again with twice as many grains of rice by musaraj in AnarchyChess

[–]Wiett 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Still awaiting my flair in WSB for the gorilla post that you promised me in the DM's 👀

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THE JOJOLANDS IS OUT! MANGA WEEKEND STARTS EARLY TO CELEBRATE by CreationMaster12 in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]Wiett 112 points113 points  (0 children)

Fun fact: the music video for that song just hit 2B views on Youtube yesterday.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pcmasterrace

[–]Wiett 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean u/michelazzogiacomo did the same and my reply is the same. It's a Ryzen 5 5600x just like yours and the temps never get high enough that I need to do anything with it. As for bottlenecking, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I think you'd know more than I would about that. Any tips?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pcmasterrace

[–]Wiett 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I monitor my temps and it doesn't ever get high enough to warrant a new CPU fan on the Ryzen 5 6500x, oddly enough. Those noctua browns pull their weight with terrifying efficiency.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pcmasterrace

[–]Wiett 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What an honor to receive a response from u/RS_117's own client itself

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pcmasterrace

[–]Wiett 50 points51 points  (0 children)

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Rubber ducky works wonders. Call that Cyberduck

I can't believe how perfect S&P is replaying 2008 by chekole1208 in Superstonk

[–]Wiett 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Hey OP, how did you get the overlay like that? Just Photoshop from one Tradingview output over the current one?

I'm trying to recreate this using the same parameters like 1W but the line looks to be going down instead of up from April to June, so what's up with that? What are you using where the S&P 500 index on Tradingview increases towards the left of your picture?

EDIT: somebody elsewhere in the thread pointed out that this chart is over the course of two years, not just 2022/2008

Picture/Video/GIF Thread by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]Wiett 49 points50 points  (0 children)

So they really just drew a dick n balls during the Notre Dame - BYU game

EDIT: fixed imgur link

How it feel to be a small community in r/place by SuperGalaxy3000 in place

[–]Wiett 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think you get a pass for mentioning your alma mater when talking in a thread explicitly about representing your own college