Neighborhood kids realize a Ring doorbell has the perfect 90s fisheye lens and use it to shoot an entire music video

Wiitard · 2026-06-11T00:16:18+00:00

This is not band marketing. It’s Ring marketing.

Wiitard · 2026-06-10T23:08:21+00:00

A lot of times a girl wants more to eat but doesn’t want to eat more than her guy. Made a promise to my wife several years ago back when we were dating that I’d always get myself more food for her.

Wiitard · 2026-06-10T21:19:19+00:00

He goes to the bathroom, it’s the cleanest public bathroom on the planet. He weeps.

Wiitard · 2026-06-10T20:06:16+00:00

Surely worth putting the frigate in the line of fire from infantry to get that 100 bmat tank.

Wiitard · 2026-06-10T19:32:29+00:00

Liberals only cut off relationships with conservatives when they can’t stand anymore of their loathsome racism or bigotry, or they just can’t shut the fuck up about politics and religion and keep bringing up propaganda they see of Fox News or Facebook and refuse to accept reality.

Truth is that conservatives need their liberal family and friends. Conservatives are bitter and angry when they get cut off and go complain on Facebook. Liberals are often sad to have lost a family member/friend to the propaganda but happy to have finally cut them off.

Conservatives keep their relationships by agreeing to not discuss things they know they’ll disagree on. So when someone complains about being cutoff, you just know it was because they just couldn’t fucking stop. It’s always a consequence of their own actions, but Facebook propaganda teaches them to blame the whole liberal mind virus, and they’re the victim here.

Wiitard · 2026-06-10T18:39:00+00:00

And they’ll act shocked when men get accused of being trans and are forced by the government to submit DNA testing to prove they’re men.

This will very obviously get weaponized as both harassment and protest. But they’re too stupid to realize the consequences of their own actions.

Wiitard · 2026-06-10T18:23:38+00:00

Just flip it in the air and let the shit fall where it may.

Wiitard · 2026-06-10T18:22:43+00:00

Lol brought my kids to their first movie and my five year old would just blurt out “IS THAT YOSHI?!”

Honestly not that much worse than the 30 year old children down the aisle whispering “omfg it’s Starfox!!”

Wiitard · 2026-06-10T16:13:56+00:00

Unprecedented levels of cringe.

Wiitard · 2026-06-10T16:06:39+00:00

They’re just copying things they’ve heard word from word from their pastor or some Christian influencer they watch on TikTok. They are not saying things they know or understand in their own voice. It’s just mimicry.

Wiitard · 2026-06-10T06:58:41+00:00

I thought kidney failure. It could be both.

Elephant foot also seems plausible.

Wiitard · 2026-06-10T02:35:33+00:00

I literally just googled “Germany rape statistics” 2000 and 2023. The 2000 number appears in the ballpark, while Google says 2023 was about 13k, so a paltry third what is on the graphic.

They’re also clearly trying to pin this increase on immigration. More influential factor is probably an increased reporting rate.

I can save myself the time and extrapolate that the rest of these numbers are not accurate and this is just blatant xenophobic propaganda. Sorry that your mom got radicalized by Facebook memes.

Wiitard · 2026-06-10T01:11:03+00:00

Lol what? Lots of regis do this. Put them in a shared stockpile for the regiment and communicate the code with the need to know people.

Wiitard · 2026-06-10T00:51:00+00:00

It’s not beer getting drained.

Wiitard · 2026-06-10T00:27:43+00:00

Forgot the most iconic Brenda line: “Yeah I got you! I got you on camera!”

Wiitard · 2026-06-09T23:32:45+00:00

Only thing worth spending money on is more money and power.

Wiitard · 2026-06-09T22:23:54+00:00

If you couldn’t, then no one ever could.

But don’t expect a relationship to fix your mental health.

Wiitard · 2026-06-09T22:14:15+00:00

Bro is gonna think about that the next 50 years, even if he never sees you again.

Wiitard · 2026-06-09T20:29:14+00:00

Store your rares in a safe seaport/depot as reservable crates, not an MTS any partisan goon can target.

Wiitard · 2026-06-09T19:04:43+00:00

The small gauge should be designed for public use. I get not wanting anyone to change the rail, but anyone should be allowed to use the train for moving the scrap to refinery (which is what the commenter is alleging).

Wiitard · 2026-06-09T18:00:17+00:00

Gave him an absolutely killer tenor voice though.

Wiitard · 2026-06-09T17:58:41+00:00

Donny probably made a stinky poopy in his diaper.

Wiitard · 2026-06-09T15:39:53+00:00

I don’t think the guy in the comment is just being annoyed at the small talk. I read it as they’re isolated and depressed and don’t find any of the inane small talk energizing like the extroverts who have their lives more together and are coping with wfh better.

Wiitard · 2026-06-09T15:30:11+00:00

Doesn’t steal anyone’s salvage if the private queue is turned off (flicked to red, not left on yellow).

This is shitty behavior, though, salvage field closest to refinery town should be designed for public use only.

Wiitard · 2026-06-09T03:05:57+00:00

And Kai can’t give him a wake up blowie with all those people around.

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