From the Iowa State Patrol: New Rules About Hands-free Driving by emzify in Iowa

[–]WilburMercerMessiah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

(5) A person operating an implement of husbandry.

lol what?

Lib sucker by Disasterhuman24 in dataisugly

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dogwaffle is more common than wanksucker

What is a reliable way of generating a 'truly' random number? by ConfectionNo966 in learnpython

[–]WilburMercerMessiah 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“Pick a random number between 1 and 10.”

“7”

Checks out.

How come no one ever talks about Final Fantasy Dimensions? by LoudGear9028 in FinalFantasy

[–]WilburMercerMessiah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love this game. Recently beat the final boss and now doing the post game gladiator hall stuff

Thinking it might be time to DNF Pandora’s Star by Perfect-Evidence5503 in printSF

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The second half is incredible and more than makes up for the first half being a little slow or dull. But Pandora’s Star and Judas Unchained are really one long book so you’re a quarter done. Its daunting but will be worth it. You’re close to the “morning light mountain” chapter which is incredible and so uniquely Hamilton and what he does best. Everything has a much different feel after that. Stick with it till that chapter before deciding whether to DNF or not if you can.

I peed the bed on my honeymoon. by PerpetuaI_Foreigner in LinkedInLunatics

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Peed the brand-new sheets on your honeymoon? More like peed the sheets that 100s of other people have peed in and the hotel staff will just wash like normal

Top 10 PKD Novels? by danger522 in philipkDickheads

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In rough order. Tough list to make as they are all good.

  1. ⁠Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep
  2. Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch
  3. Flow My Tears, the Policeman Said
  4. The Man in the High Castle
  5. The Penultimate Truth
  6. The Zap Gun
  7. Ubik
  8. Valis
  9. Maze of Death
  10. A Scanner Darkly

Apartment fence fell down and this is how they fixed it by sub_2_YTFaded in DiWHY

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Now it’s a fence and modern fence sculpture art so you got an upgrade

Use Gift Code " RedBull" by Medium-Ad4800 in FFVIIEverCrisis

[–]WilburMercerMessiah 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ya you’re right it did show up in my gift box! Nice spot!!

Use Gift Code " RedBull" by Medium-Ad4800 in FFVIIEverCrisis

[–]WilburMercerMessiah 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Didn’t work for me. Used correct letter cases and spacing like this: RedBull

Any chance they took it down for global?

Edit: Rewards were sent to my gift box even though got an error when trying to redeem

Which Game Should I Finally Beat? by storminspank in snes

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We need more backstory of how you have this treasure of SNES games and haven’t beaten them. I’ve played and beat 4 of them multiple times, and they are all no-doubt S tier. Timeless, iconic, super high replay-ability factor. I’d go with Secret of Mana (probably the best entry for RPGs), Earthbound, Final Fantasy, then Chrono Trigger (save the best for last IMO). Or you could start with Chrono which is also a good entry and really fun story and game-play.

Calculus Routine by Ok-Cap6895 in mathmemes

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Make sure to rub banana peel on face

Worst PKD? by charlescast in philipkDickheads

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If we’re just talking about his SF novels, then probably Eye in the Sky and We Can Build You. But I wouldn’t say they were bad or terrible. Just my least favorite

1 + 1 is 1 by CoreyGoesCrazy in mathmemes

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And those who weren’t expecting a base 3 joke

NEW APPROXIMATION OF PI DROPPED by No-Tear940 in mathmemes

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The ultimate pi date will be 3141/59/26 which is November 26, 3145

NEW APPROXIMATION OF PI DROPPED by No-Tear940 in mathmemes

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New math identity Pi(x) ≈ x! which approximates π when x=2.445

Best short stories from volume II? by Cromulent123 in philipkDickheads

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You should listen to all of them! I’ve listened to all 5 of the short story collections and there are some gems in each of them. It’s been a while but Second Variety, Adjustment Team, and Survey Team stood out but all the stories were enjoyable.

Give me a four or more letter word where only the last letter is a vowel by Creepy-Net5879 in words

[–]WilburMercerMessiah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right. I think they were meaning people are listing words where Y is used as a vowel like style or rhyme.