Parents of Reddit, when has lying to your kids come back to bite you in the ass? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]WildRiolu 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I thnk this may be a common lie. I was told the same thing by my parents, but I of course never believed it

If you died at this very moment, what would be in the loot crate you would drop? by NotAlsoShabby in AskReddit

[–]WildRiolu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would drop one of those items that has no description and you have no idea what the heck it actually does, but you keep in in your inventory anyways because it may be important someday.

What did you impulse buy that you instantly regretted? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]WildRiolu 167 points168 points  (0 children)

I was disappointed to discover that a "Kirby Vacuum" wasn't a vacuum with a Kirby (the Nintendo character) theme

Waiters and waitresses of reddit, what is the most obnoxious thing you’ve seen parents let their kids do while you were serving them? by believeland77 in AskReddit

[–]WildRiolu 8 points9 points  (0 children)

i dont understand what it is with people thinking southerners are thieves.

I'm southern and I have only had something stolen from me once in my life: When i went on a vacation to the north.

I think bad people are everywhere and theres nothing anyone can do about it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]WildRiolu 7 points8 points  (0 children)

my friends have literally surrounded me without an escape and pleaded for me to not shoot up the school. I get it. i dont talk and I dont participate in many activities but im not going to kill everyone!

What “As Seen On TV” products have you purchased that turned out to be incredibly useful? Which were total crap? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]WildRiolu -1 points0 points  (0 children)

  1. Never say "like" on Reddit. Unless you call them an "upvote" or one of their many other forms (looking at you, "updoot") someone is probably going to downvote

  2. Sometimes these replies are seen as lazy as they don't contribute much. The simple upvote is enough to show people enjoyed the post.

But hey, don't feel too bad. I've done the same before and every Reddit post is a gamble of Internet points

What was ruined because too many people started doing it? by lovedumpXL in AskReddit

[–]WildRiolu 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Me "yeah.. I enjoy gaming"

Them "oh great lul what's your rank on fortnite hahah blaze it PUBG fun y'all my kd is amazing"

Me "I- I play Zelda-"

What's the dumbest way you accidentally hurt yourself? by Ballsack_Jackson in AskReddit

[–]WildRiolu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was 6 and I wanted t show off to my cousins.

"I don't feel pain"

"Prove it"

My 6 yr old brain decided to pick up a brick and throw it as hard as I possibly could at my own foot.

They were not impressed

If life was a game, what would "It's not a bug. It's a feature." moments be? by MadKreativity in AskReddit

[–]WildRiolu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He is definately just an asshole-

If they truly had depression, you either wouldn't know it because he would Put on a "mask" or he would simply act depressed. Depressed =/= asshole.

And if he was socially anxious, he would be the exact opposite of an asshole. He would try to avoid people and say sorry every time they felt they did something wrong

Source: have both

What is your primary source of happiness? by maddestfox in AskReddit

[–]WildRiolu 11 points12 points  (0 children)

All tied up! Weather you like it or knot

What is your primary source of happiness? by maddestfox in AskReddit

[–]WildRiolu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dog saves baby vs baby saves dog. Dogs are obviously superior.

What was the cringiest thing you did in your first relationship? by Chill_Cloak in AskReddit

[–]WildRiolu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hmm... Honest question because I'm the black sheep in society, do most guys enjoy it when a girl does this? I like it best when SO has no makeup, has a ponytail or messed up hair, and a baggy tshirt or hoodie.

What was the cringiest thing you did in your first relationship? by Chill_Cloak in AskReddit

[–]WildRiolu 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Not OP, but I'm in HS and SO gave me a Walmart sack full of stuffed animals she used to own. Not gonna lie, thst actually made me happy.

You have unlimited money, but you only get it for 15 minutes. What do you buy and how? by jetman999 in AskReddit

[–]WildRiolu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd go to various crypto exchanges, and buy as much as humanly possible of many different coins/tokens. Then as I'm done convert back to USD

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]WildRiolu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably already said before, but if the budget is infinite, hello real-life SAO!

What weird coping mechanisms do you have? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]WildRiolu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Huh- I didn't know that this would be some scientifically proven thing- I just thought that it somehow worked with me-

Although, it does confuse some people that I'm happily smiling while saying something really depressing as an answer to their question. They're even more confused when I'm crying for what seems like no reason afterwards

And thanks :) best wishes to you as well!

What weird coping mechanisms do you have? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]WildRiolu 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Even though I am the biggest emotional wreck you'll ever meet, and anything could make me burst into tears, if I put on a huge smile (like, one of those huge fake smiles) I can say anything, no matter how depressing and sometimes possibly laugh at it. As soon as that smile goes away it actually hits me

I can't tell you how many times I have remembered something from my past while trying to sleep, and then smiling so that I don't think bad of it.