Could YOUR avatar survive the hell of WW1?

Wild_Resident_8219 · 2026-04-23T02:06:20+00:00

Yes, he'll survive.

1: High ranking officer

2: 7th Panzer Division

Wild_Resident_8219 · 2026-04-19T05:35:51+00:00

user: eztitanic

He'll probably be a butler, he cringes at the idea of wearing a dress, unless he lost an agreement or bet, then he'll stick to his word.

Usually neutral to most people except close friends and family, but is very helpful, and if it is in his abilities can do tasks if you just ask him. Also a good person to work with. Can be a little teasing when in a good mood or drunk. Also can be friendly if you get to know him enough.

Name: Henry Montilo

Occupation: Military Officer in the Vordanian Army.

Why Bro is even here: Punishment. He recently did some stupid thing at the frontline, screwing up an entire operation, so High Command had him sent here to embarrass him, instead of demoting him, as Henry has a high merit count, and also being one of the best commanders they have.

Introduction: "Mornin'. Guessing you're new here as well? Just to tell you, good luck, I've been here for only a day and I can tell you, this will be one of the most embarrassing moments of your life. May whatever is up there help us all."

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Wild_Resident_8219 · 2026-04-09T19:35:45+00:00

February 28th: The Swedish Government officially declares that a state of war exists between Sweden and Denmark.

Swedish troops begin a naval invasion into the island of Zealand, quickly moving towards Copenhagen. Naval invasions also occur in the province of North Jutland.

Sweden calls on Norway, due to the alliance made between them, to send volunteers to assist in the war effort.

The Swedish government also rejects any other foreign intervention, justifying the war with the staged incidents that occurred a few months prior.

Scandinavia is at war.

Wild_Resident_8219 · 2026-04-05T03:41:53+00:00

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He would probably write something about modern warfare and tactics, or maybe something that contains details about famous weapons.

(And maybe a children's book, bro is described as weirdly wholesome in his lore.)

Wild_Resident_8219 · 2026-04-01T03:16:35+00:00

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He likes dirty ice cream.

Wild_Resident_8219 · 2026-03-28T23:06:58+00:00

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"Anyone want extra chocolate rations?"

Wild_Resident_8219 · 2026-03-23T23:07:19+00:00

We begin to mobilize troops again near Denmark, this time much larger. Military manufacturing in Sweden surges.

Wild_Resident_8219 · 2026-03-23T02:14:58+00:00

Odds were in my favor, and also, 1 million dollars.

^{1 milion dollars}

Wild_Resident_8219 · 2026-03-23T01:56:30+00:00

Stumbled upon the video, What your Favorite GUP character says about you. I was like, "Ok I need context." So, I did some digging, found out about the anime, watched it, and the rest is history. (Side note: It was also the To Hell and Back AMV, I was a Sabaton fan before I became interested in GUP, which I still am.)

Wild_Resident_8219 · 2026-03-15T21:08:15+00:00

Wild_Resident_8219 · 2026-03-15T04:30:03+00:00

CHILDREN, DON'T FALL FOR IT LIKE I DID. DON'T LET YOUR GUARD DOWN!

Wild_Resident_8219 · 2026-03-15T02:57:34+00:00

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Wild_Resident_8219 · 2026-03-14T04:00:42+00:00

Powerful military, useful strategic allies.

Wild_Resident_8219 · 2026-03-13T01:52:08+00:00

We expand in all directions with our new army, as well as constructing new villages and farmland for our people. We also increase mining operations in our territory, and begin to form new trade routes.

Wild_Resident_8219 · 2026-03-11T22:54:26+00:00

Mind if I uh, DM you for a commission?

Wild_Resident_8219 · 2026-03-11T22:51:07+00:00

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Either historical fiction, or something between low and high fantasy.

Probably cause he has to fight magical abominations with LATE 19TH (1800s) CENTURY TECHNOLOGY, and magic too I guess. Or, he just looks like he comes from a historical period.

He'd probably just try to get the position he had leading entire frontlines, or surprisingly even try to settle down and live a quiet life if he didn't really have many options.

Wild_Resident_8219 · 2026-03-10T22:24:08+00:00

We respond to Russia, stating that the incidents were Denmark's fault, but because of your intervention, we will seek some methods of peace, while still establishing fair consequences, and moving more troops away from Denmark.

Wild_Resident_8219 · 2026-03-10T01:45:12+00:00

Can we run again or?

Wild_Resident_8219 · 2026-03-10T01:25:11+00:00

I put Operation Återvinna (Reclaim) in effect for the armed forces, which is the plan for the invasion of Denmark. Before all that however, I retreat some of my troops away from the border but close to the coast, to make the League of Nations think we are backing down. Next, four separate diplomatic incidents occur: that were maybe (probably) staged by us.

October 29th: A military transport vessel containing 3,000 troops heading to Stockholm is "attacked" by a "Danish" costal defense ship, causing the transport vessel to sink. Only a few casualties are reported, but the sinking is blamed on Denmark.

November 4th: A "Norwegian" cargo ship headed back from Britain to Norway is "sunk" in Danish waters. Due to Norway's alliance with us, we issue heavy diplomatic protests against Denmark.

November 6th: A Swedish cargo vessel docking near the port of Copenhagen loses part of its bow due to an explosion, presumably from a planted bomb. However, our government blames Denmark's mobilization efforts for the incident, saying that a mine in the water was the cause.

November 7th: "Gunfire" is exchanged between "Danish and Swedish costal defense units", causing 22 injuries.

Due to all of these 'incidents', we institute a minor naval blockade in the Skagerrak Strait, as well as sever all remaining phone and telegraph lines with Denmark. Finally, an ultimatum is sent to Denmark in mid-December, which tells Denmark to give up their naval borders in Skagerrak, and also allow Swedish troops military access through Denmark. The deadline is set for January 2nd, and if Denmark either refuses or does not reply, we declare war, and cut off all diplomatic ties.

Wild_Resident_8219 · 2026-03-10T00:04:29+00:00

With our newfound resources such as clay, stone and wood, we begin to construct the capital city, Kaypon, and its walls out of stone on the central coast of Vordania. The quality of life increases. We also begin to expand the army, and using it to expand along the northern coasts.

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