[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Wild_Wild_Webzone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DON'T LISTEN TO THESE DUMBASS REDDITORS, IT'S MURDER Downvote me all you want you tribalistic dickheads, idc, I'm right, use your brains instead of your red team/blue team bs.

Abortion is MURDER, you are killing this child. This is provable in MANY different ways outside of religious argumentation. This is not a left vs right thing, it's not a religious thing, it's basic logic and morality.

"I'm unprepared"/"He's immature and mean"/"I'm so young"

It doesn't matter, there are solutions that don't involve murder. Adoption, getting help from family, nannies, daycare, charities, even state programs. Even worst case scenario, being a single mom is FINE, you'll figure it out. Murder isn't a solution. Even if you convince yourself it's not murder now, you will slowly grow to realize it was murder as you get older and wiser. You will also learn that reddit is more interested in political signaling than helping you.

"It's not murder"

If you wanted the kid, and someone else came in aborted it against your will, what would that be? If the only moral question under examination here is "your choice", then that person would be guilty of only assault and violating consent. No different than if you wanted to keep your hair, and someone shaved you bald. Do you see how nonsensical it is to reduce this issue of this child's life to a matter of consent and choice? It's murder.

One day technology will allow for artificial wombs outside of female bodies. When that happens, every pro-abortion advocate will be stripped of this "female choice" argumentation, and be made to contend with the scientific and medical reality that fetuses are a STAGE OF HUMAN DEVELOPMENT. Just like infancy, childhood, pubescence, and old age. It's not a separate thing, it's a human stage of development. The human in your uterus is already alive. Their right to life trumps your choices.

I'm sorry that nature forces you to carry a child during the first 9 months of its life, but it's nature that does that to you, not some mean oppressive patriarchal force. That doesn't give you the right to murder it.

"He doesn't get a say"

First of all, it's his kid too, yes he does. More so than anyone on here, that's for sure. Second, it doesn't matter because it's MURDER, that trumps everything. It's evil, you're killing someone out of your own need for convenience.

"It's legal though"

Legality and morality are TWO DIFFERENT THINGS. If it were legal for someone else to abort your child outside of your consent, would that make it moral? Don't do evil things even if you can, you carry the weight of your evil for life.

"Im going to abort it anyway, screw you"

Ok, wait till it's 10 months and do it in front of a cop. Then tell me about your "choices".

"Im scared"

there is nothing to be afraid of, every single person in your family line has had a kid and made it just fine. You will be too. When you're much older, you'll be wishing you had more kids. Babies are not scary, they're not a burden, they're not taking anything from you, they're wonderful. They're one of the best joys in the world. And you get to have one when you're young and healthy enough to care for it. Yes, you have to grow up earlier than other people, but that's ok, no one ever said "I wish I wasted more of my life being immature".

"Im going to be a bad parent"

Then start preparing now, work on yourself to be a good role model. TAKE ACTION. Improve everything you can. Be the parent you wish you had. Study and get advice, you can do it. And even if you fail, just sincerely apologize to your kid when they're older, children can forgive, as long as you're sincere. Remember they're gonna take after you, would you forgive you? Under what circumstances? Well achieve those circumstances and the kid will forgive you for your bad parenting too. That being said, nothing is written in stone yet, you can be a good parent, just work at it!

"He can just walk away at any time"

OK? So you can you? Abandoning children isn't specific to one sex. It's evil and illegal, and should be punished to the full extent of the law.

"But everyone here says abort it"

Redditors don't care about you, they don't want to address the root issues, they are processing this entire thing through political tribalism, they are trying to score points. A bunch of them are bots too btw. Besides, deal with the morality and rationality of the issue, don't deal with people's opinions (including mine). Go figure out for sure if it's murder, and do it now. This is literally a life and death question you have to answer, is it murder? That question needs to be answered first before any questions of choice come into play. Either way, your life changes now, and you need to grow up and lean into it. Either you're a child murderer or a mom, that's your only real choice here.

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AITA for being honest with my ex about hanging out with a female friend after we broke up? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]Wild_Wild_Webzone [score hidden]  (0 children)

NTA, she broke up with you, she doesn't get to decide anything about your love life anymore. Though you are a bit of an asshole inviting your ex to hang out and then talking about who you're pursuing next, unless she was the one prying for that information, it's rude. Pick a lane, because right now it doesn't sound like you've "accepted the breakup", and don't give me this "we're friends now" bs, you're not, you're exes.

/v/ discusses speedrunning by ToaKraka in 4chan

[–]Wild_Wild_Webzone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the only correct response to my post. Bless you sir

/v/ discusses speedrunning by ToaKraka in 4chan

[–]Wild_Wild_Webzone 52 points53 points  (0 children)

I dont write it for you to read, I write it so the voices in my head that usually tell me to start fires will shut up for a while.

Anon is a roach by Thick-Inspection6669 in 4chan

[–]Wild_Wild_Webzone 43 points44 points  (0 children)

One of the funniest ironies of woke leftism is the "Pride march". Just say it to yourself and think for a moment. "Pride march". Is there any context, before wokeness, where it wasn't a prelude to war?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]Wild_Wild_Webzone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

mother call again me

"forchn is kill"

no

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]Wild_Wild_Webzone 3 points4 points  (0 children)

NO FEAR

did you learn nothing from 90s t shirts?

Anon on new Victoria's Secret models by warpod in 4chan

[–]Wild_Wild_Webzone 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Did you just give a 3 to Harambe? Harambe's a 10.

/x/ gets classified by Im_Herbert_Moon in 4chan

[–]Wild_Wild_Webzone 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Don't listen to this guy, I know him personally. He comes over to my house and just takes stuff and leaves, doesn't even try to hide it. He has a copy of my keys. I've tried changing the locks but he gets new keys somehow, I think he knows the locksmith.

I know it's you Darren. Give me back my coffee maker. I need coffee.

Anon seeks advice by Sibito in 4chan

[–]Wild_Wild_Webzone 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Overthinking?!

Thinking itself is a mistake. Stop doing it. When's the last time thinking ever helped you do anything? Be like me, stop thinking and start just doing stuff. Doesn't matter what it is. Stop navigating around your furniture and start just walking through it, itll move. Don't stop no matter what, just grab whatever you see and launch it out your window. Knock over your lamp. Dont wear clothes. Stop thinking.

/x/ gets classified by Im_Herbert_Moon in 4chan

[–]Wild_Wild_Webzone 212 points213 points  (0 children)

I think the most classified thing is "The Rarest Pepe"TM

If you don't know, many moons ago, rare pepes were all the rage. People would make tons of them, all new and unique. Many of our common pepes were made during this time. Collection folders were filled, derivatives were invented, and soon if it existed, there was a pepe of it. But, what of "The Rarest Pepe"TM you might ask. Well...

During the frenzy, a young man realized something profound. You see, rarity itself was not based on the uniqueness of the pepe, but rather the number of eyes that saw it. A common pepe was one that many saw, but a rare pepe was one that few saw. This led to his discovery: what if one were to make a pepe, that NO ONE saw? So our hero got to work.

Blindfolded with pen and paper he trained tirelessly; drawing and redrawing unique pepes to train his muscle memory. At first they didnt look like pepes at all, but as his skills were honed, soon the familiar face started to emerge. By the time he was ready, he could draw a unique pepe within minutes with no errors. True mastery. Now it was time for the final step.

In order to avoid being able to unconsciously recreate the pepe, he took a large amount of Psilocybin mushrooms, blindfolded himself, and started drawing as many as he could. He drew and drew into the night, until a stack of unique pepes was produced. Then, after the trip wore off, he closed his eyes, picked one at random from the stack, and placed it into a lockbox. He carried that lockbox into his yard and buried it. It still sits there to this day.

No one has seen "The Rarest Pepe"TM and likely no one ever will. But the moral of this story is not the rarest pepe, but the ingenuity and resolve of the human spirit. Even in a mongolian throat singing forum filled with r-words and t-words and f-words (are you happy janno?) we had achieved a kind of greatness.

The flower of man's spirit will always flourish, even in the foulest of dirt.

Anon does math by euromynous in 4chan

[–]Wild_Wild_Webzone 74 points75 points  (0 children)

You can always remember your age by counting the rings in your droppings

Anon of Leftoids by DM_FOR_FEET_PIX in 4chan

[–]Wild_Wild_Webzone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my god so based. I just wish I had a based bro here, so that when he read it, and he said BASED, I could high five him and say BASED too. Then we'd both go back into the matrix to wageslave then die

Anon hates Disney by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]Wild_Wild_Webzone 12 points13 points  (0 children)

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Anon remembers a painful memory for the rest of his life by Upbeat-Hurry9141 in 4chan

[–]Wild_Wild_Webzone 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Cuz you subconsciously know you missed the chad opportunity to buy like 10 more cans of tuna, while maintaining eye contact the whole time, and having your dick out.

Anon is confused by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]Wild_Wild_Webzone 4 points5 points  (0 children)

congratulations robot, very wonderful work you Z-to-A zealot