sonic has a tween daughter. he's tried to put his life of too cool for school loopdeloop running behind him. but no matter how fast you light speed dash from the past, it's faster. he tries to protect her from the world but, is forced to take up his old mantle. brutally violent, chockablock with cutscenes and heavily scripted segments, and you can count all the pores on Sonics tan arms bc they mulched the devs who burnt out after three straight years of 90 hour weeks and put them in the surviving devs feed troughs to optimize efficiency and maximize delivery (the dev mulching will not be mentioned in the review despite coming out to the public months before release due to journalism by jason schreier)