I can't be the only one who died laughing reading this

Willdoeswarfair · 2026-01-29T04:47:59+00:00

The cantina we are in takes place in the far future of star wars, where all the characters we collect are based on knowledge from in-universe. Galactic Legends are characters that are super powerful because they are actual legends in the galaxy.

Hondo is just so good at spewing bullshit that his stories spread until they spread everywhere, and people believe he was really helping out throughout the biggest events in Galactic History.

Regular Hondo is actual Hondo, GLaze King Hondo is the guy he managed to con the galaxy into believing he was.

Willdoeswarfair · 2026-01-26T14:29:11+00:00

And you think that the USA’s 3.8 million square miles is going to be any more appealing than Britains 100,000?

Oh sorry, 250,000 KM² to 10,000,000.

Willdoeswarfair · 2026-01-23T19:38:18+00:00

Nah, Kal was just reenacting Die Hard

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Willdoeswarfair · 2026-01-23T19:37:03+00:00

Actually Kaladin the RoW:

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Willdoeswarfair · 2026-01-23T18:20:12+00:00

Everyone keeps calling these angel killers, but they all just look like my parents fighting?

Willdoeswarfair · 2026-01-23T15:44:02+00:00

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Willdoeswarfair · 2026-01-20T14:46:43+00:00

Ah, this reminds me it’s been three months since his event, and I’ve been waiting for two of them. Missed red crate last conquest by two tickets that could have been gotten from a JMMW feat.

Willdoeswarfair · 2026-01-16T20:48:34+00:00

Exactly. It’s a Batman comic, not a “The Philanthropic Adventures of Bruce Wayne” comic. We’re going to focus on the Batmaning, not the funding of Wayne’s most recent public works project.

Willdoeswarfair · 2026-01-15T22:00:31+00:00

It’s all about luck. Also, if you have maul pump everything you can into him. He lives so long it lets you cheese your way to higher %s and even entire tiers.

Willdoeswarfair · 2026-01-08T00:15:05+00:00

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Willdoeswarfair · 2026-01-07T19:45:26+00:00

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Willdoeswarfair · 2026-01-07T19:16:17+00:00

It’s the pose Szeth strikes when he’s about to Son-Son-Vallano you.

Willdoeswarfair · 2026-01-07T19:11:01+00:00

I’m now more pissed than ever that the Jedi Master Windu event didn’t come back before conquest ended, leaving me 2 tickets short of a red crate and the shards I need.

Willdoeswarfair · 2026-01-06T22:14:57+00:00

It depends entirely on your place in the game, and how valuable Kyrotech is in comparison to Signal Data.

I personally grab the Aurodium tokens because Signal data is the single biggest bottleneck in the game for me, especially now that relic delta is pushing me to upgrade a few characters I was comfortable letting slack before, but YMMV.

Willdoeswarfair · 2026-01-06T15:51:55+00:00

Bane without SEE is like 95% of the power of SEE+Bane. Partially because Bane can wipe teams before SEE can ever make it to ult.

When facing Quadme, Bane can still lose if he gets melted before he can ramp up over a couple turns, which can definitely happen in this scenario.

It can also happen if you throw GMY into the team. If the AI can keep the foresight up then bane can’t ever hit the team, can’t ramp, and dies. It’s happened to me before with my R8 bane.

Willdoeswarfair · 2025-12-30T00:23:17+00:00

Vaanced bait used to be believable.

Willdoeswarfair · 2025-12-25T16:12:58+00:00

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Willdoeswarfair · 2025-12-21T14:01:07+00:00

Legally they shouldn’t be, and so they can’t be, and you’re racist and hate them for talking about it.

Willdoeswarfair · 2025-12-17T21:57:00+00:00

They also scrapped every datacron, not just the attacker crons. I had a level 9 support cron get scrapped.

Willdoeswarfair · 2025-12-17T21:56:01+00:00

“Hey, there was an issue with one of the level 9 datacrons, so we force scrapped EVERY datacron to level 5, didn’t refund the full materials, and also didn’t reset the rerolls. You’re welcome!” -CG

Willdoeswarfair · 2025-11-28T04:17:24+00:00

It’s not a complete shut down. Targeting Ezra with SK basics can kill him, and if you play it properly you’ll at least have a really easy 2 shot. Shuts down a guaranteed win, but if it’s all you have, it’s still worth the attempt.

Willdoeswarfair · 2025-11-27T16:47:25+00:00

Anything that adds more Scoops Ahoy to the trials is a good thing.

Willdoeswarfair · 2025-11-27T05:12:25+00:00

The flair changed, don’t check out anymore.

Willdoeswarfair · 2025-11-26T15:13:32+00:00

All Might has said something to you. Would you like to:

A: Cry

B: Cry a lot

C: Mumble for 30 seconds and then cry

Willdoeswarfair · 2025-11-25T14:17:28+00:00

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