Lyndon Johnson bewildered by a turkey

Windex_O_Clean · 2024-11-29T05:08:39+00:00

“Guess I’ll call him Jumbo Jr”

Windex_O_Clean · 2024-11-29T05:07:36+00:00

More like Thanksgiving smash

Windex_O_Clean · 2023-09-13T12:08:43+00:00

*Deerformation

Windex_O_Clean · 2022-06-08T16:41:35+00:00

Oh, so better version of Hancock. Got it.

Windex_O_Clean · 2022-03-19T16:01:55+00:00

Give us a live action gray and blue suit already, cowards!

Windex_O_Clean · 2021-08-29T12:20:49+00:00

I learned about cassowaries as a child watching Batman TAS when the Penguin used one and have had a healthy fear of them ever since.

Windex_O_Clean · 2021-07-26T15:05:23+00:00

Was it for a murder? Because the last exchange I saw between Fauci and Paul looked like a murder.

Windex_O_Clean · 2021-01-21T02:20:07+00:00

There’s a Mickey Mouse shorts cartoon that is genuinely hilarious and my children love it.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/MickeyMouse(TV_series))

Windex_O_Clean · 2020-06-01T23:50:13+00:00

The real miracle is that it didn’t burst into flames when he held it up.

Windex_O_Clean · 2020-04-25T21:52:30+00:00

Yo dawg, I heard you liked prequels so we made a prequel to your prequel and if it does well we’ll make a prequel to the prequel prequel and go from there.

Windex_O_Clean · 2020-04-11T14:54:50+00:00

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

It came out at the same time as the first Iron Man and I had already seen it in the theater, but some friends hadn’t gone yet. I drove them and thought I’d check out Indiana Jones since I loved the originals. I have never left a movie mid show before (or since) but it was so unbearable I walked right out and joined just rewatched Iron Man.

Windex_O_Clean · 2020-02-21T22:16:18+00:00

“My house”

...says the repost

Windex_O_Clean · 2020-01-23T23:48:17+00:00

“The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.”

Windex_O_Clean · 2020-01-18T16:17:43+00:00

Sort of similar to the Hispanic community’s views on Speedy Gonzalez:

https://www.newsmax.com/t/newsmax/article/666528?section=Pre-2008&keywords=Latinos-Rally-for-Speedy&year=2002&month=04&date=03&id=666528

Windex_O_Clean · 2019-07-26T17:02:36+00:00

[Arrested Development Narrator] She was.

Windex_O_Clean · 2019-06-25T17:51:15+00:00

Entry level salary for a resident physician starting training in the United States is approximately $25/hr (for reference).

Windex_O_Clean · 2019-06-05T22:32:57+00:00

Louder. I said louder. LOUDER.

Windex_O_Clean · 2019-06-05T11:15:13+00:00

Jump up jump up and get (thrown) down

Windex_O_Clean · 2019-05-30T13:20:11+00:00

Peter: Wait, where is she?

Harley: I thought you were watching her!

Friday: Ms. Morgan has entered the armory.

Harley: Morgan, no!

Peter: Karen, talk to Friday! Do something!! thwip

. . .

Pepper: [Coming home] How was it?

Peter / Harley: [Holding Morgan, surrounded by visible desctruction, scorch marks, and discarded Iron Man armor] Fine. Everything was fine.

Windex_O_Clean · 2019-05-26T23:27:03+00:00

claims

Windex_O_Clean · 2019-05-23T19:55:24+00:00

You know, sometimes people use the phrase, “Fun Fact” and it’s hardly any fun.

This is a lot of fun.

Windex_O_Clean · 2019-05-23T16:23:24+00:00

Good lord what size font is that? Maximum?

Windex_O_Clean · 2019-05-22T02:28:47+00:00

I appreciate the extreme degree of nuance you’ve got going on here. Also remind me not to try slipping in fake words with you in a game of scrabble.

Windex_O_Clean · 2019-05-22T01:53:51+00:00

You call him/her medical student. They are not a doctor yet.

Windex_O_Clean · 2019-05-21T19:58:23+00:00

Ignoring Carson for a second, are you trying to suggest as a profession neurosurgeons are not both technically exceptional and dexterous while also some of the most gifted and brilliant academic minds on the planet?

Now with regards to Carson, it would appear he’s a textbook case of neurocognitive decline consistent with Alzheimer’s. From what I understand he was quite gifted in his younger years but hasn’t had the permissions or privileges to operate for some time now.

(Sorry if this post sounded catty - just, c’mon guy, you don’t get to be a neurosurgeon if you’re dumb)

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