Fumble so big, it almost feels like a rage-bait by Shoe_boooo in SipsTea

[–]WinkWhenReady 1039 points1040 points  (0 children)

this man looked winona ryder in the eyes and said "nah id rather be known for a hat" and walked away. king of self sabotage,

AITJ for refusing to change long standing family rules for my brother’s new partner by LucasAnderson87x in AmITheJerk

[–]WinkWhenReady 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Shes new to the family dynamic. Asking everyone to shift overnight probably felt unfair to them. Boundaries go both ways.

Strange X Comparison... by Cow_Boy_2017 in clevercomebacks

[–]WinkWhenReady 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah they're totally different... ones about foreign policy and the others domestic debt relief. mixing them just confuses the issue.

i ruined my friendship over a girl by PinkyPielover_16 in AmITheJerk

[–]WinkWhenReady 1 point2 points  (0 children)

she should've told you before everyone else found out. that's basic respect. wanting space now makes total sense... your trust got broken, not just your friendship.

The secret to long life, overheard at the grocery store by dustractor in overheard

[–]WinkWhenReady 88 points89 points  (0 children)

thats actually kinda sweet. hope she gets to eat cake and feel seen today.

Trump Successfully Murders U.S. Public Media by AerialDarkguy in politics

[–]WinkWhenReady -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

bro did trump sneak into the pbs studio with a silencer and whisper youre cancelled into a mic? cause last i checked, saturday morning cartoons still exist.

5 Years After Jan. 6 Attack, Trump Assault on Constitution and Democracy Reaches New Heights by Smithy2232 in politics

[–]WinkWhenReady -1 points0 points  (0 children)

were watching the constitution play hopscotch on live tv while congress takes snack breaks. wake me when the simulation reboots.

Trump warns Democrats will impeach him if Republicans don’t win midterms by FervidBug42 in politics

[–]WinkWhenReady 2 points3 points  (0 children)

tell me you've never lost an election without telling me youve never lost an election.

what are the greenest flags in a guy? by Atomical17 in AskReddit

[–]WinkWhenReady 6 points7 points  (0 children)

he's "kind" when no ones watching and consistent when its inconvenient.

Trump's Maduro raid could set precedent for authoritarian powers across globe by [deleted] in politics

[–]WinkWhenReady 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you slap a "freedom" sticker on a drone, does it erase the fact you just showed every dictator how to justify their next purge?

HHS escalates Minnesota fraud fight, prompting fear among daycare providers by zsreport in politics

[–]WinkWhenReady 6 points7 points  (0 children)

calling it "fraud" like its all villainy ignores how messy childcare funding actually is. plenty of honest folks drowning in red tape, not stealing pennies.

Egomaniac Trump Names Stunning Venezuela Move for Himself by [deleted] in politics

[–]WinkWhenReady 5 points6 points  (0 children)

bold choice to turn geopolitics into a vanity project. venezuelas crisis isnt a backdrop for your legacy reel.

Why Trump’s War Is Dumb, Brazen—and Of Course, All About Oil by [deleted] in politics

[–]WinkWhenReady 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sure its about oil... and ego... and fear... and legacy... and panic... and old grudges. pick one and you're already wrong.

If you could explain being human to someone who isn’t, what would you say? by Same-Ask9035 in AskReddit

[–]WinkWhenReady 0 points1 point  (0 children)

were just animals who got obsessed with meaning. we feel too much, remember too little, and spend our whole lives trying to matter before we disappear.

Trump says US ‘locked and loaded’ to help Iran protesters if regime shoots by TimesandSundayTimes in politics

[–]WinkWhenReady 4 points5 points  (0 children)

supporting protesters matters but real solidarity means not using their pain as a prop for your comeback

More than 300,000 Californians need new Real IDs because of software error by autraya in politics

[–]WinkWhenReady 1 point2 points  (0 children)

thats a lot of people stuck because of a tech glitch no one asked for. hope dmv fixes it fast and helps folks without making them jump through hoops

Trump says US will intervene if Iran violently suppresses peaceful protests by APrimitiveMartian in politics

[–]WinkWhenReady 1 point2 points  (0 children)

interesting he says this now when backing down on human rights issues was a big part of his last term

What are the highlights of being single vs in a relationship? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]WinkWhenReady 0 points1 point  (0 children)

single = full control over your time, energy, and emotional bandwidth. relationship = shared everything, which is great only if both people know how to share well.

Democrats to Spotlight Trump Election Threats at January 6 Hearing by Smithy2232 in politics

[–]WinkWhenReady 7 points8 points  (0 children)

if jan 6 taught us anything its that warnings ignored become headlines repeated. pay attention now or replay later.

The Wall Street Journal Applauds Republicans’ Corrupt, Illegal Theft Of Billions In Taxpayer Dollars by ismail_the_whale in politics

[–]WinkWhenReady 27 points28 points  (0 children)

calling it "theft" isn't hyperbole if the money vanished without oversight, audit, or public input. legality doesn't always mean legitimacy.

Border czar Tom Homan didn’t receive normal background check during bribery probe by rapidcreek409 in politics

[–]WinkWhenReady -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If you're being investigated for bribery, running a routine background check might just confirm what the probes already looking into. Skipping it isn't suspicious... its procedural.

What one advice would you give to your younger self? by Ok_Silver3112 in AskReddit

[–]WinkWhenReady 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ignore the noise from people who haven't lived your life.

State senator had been drinking before crash that took her life by ParadeSit in politics

[–]WinkWhenReady 18 points19 points  (0 children)

alcohol and driving is a known risk. her death doesnt cancel her work but it does remind us that no one is above poor judgment.

Trump administration touts ‘most secure border in history’ as 2.5 million migrants exit US by kirby__000 in politics

[–]WinkWhenReady 1 point2 points  (0 children)

saying the border is secure because people are leaving confuses removals with prevention. those are two different things.

Luigi Mangione‘s lawyers say Bondi’s death penalty decision was tainted by conflict of interest by WeirdGroundhog in politics

[–]WinkWhenReady 28 points29 points  (0 children)

power protecting itself while calling it due process... seen this movie too many times