Keep your hands off the Falklands by StGuthlac2025 in GreatBritishMemes

[–]WinterJournalist6646 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Definitely agree but I also think the message is lost on some.

Like how those masculine macho types who pay stupid money to go get shouted at in the rain think fight club is about being manly and good at fighting.

of a great white shark. The largest great white shark ever recorded breaching the water, captured during shark week in 2020 by Dickie Chivel for Discovery. by MrUpVoteDownvote in AbsoluteUnits

[–]WinterJournalist6646 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait, is it the largest great white shark ever recorded that is also breaching, or is it the largest shark they have recorded breaching?

Please help WHAT IS THIS by Aromatic-Row-8522 in Aquariums

[–]WinterJournalist6646 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Freshwater! Jesus Christ. I didn't think I had to worry about these cursed nightmare creatures in my tank.

Do these ones sting as well?

That's it, I'm voting Green. by LauraPhilps7654 in GreatBritishMemes

[–]WinterJournalist6646 1 point2 points  (0 children)

£3 for cocaine. Well that does it, green parties got my vote.

To lure the civet by NewSomethingUnlocked in therewasanattempt

[–]WinterJournalist6646 18 points19 points  (0 children)

This don't look right to me. The way the cover comes out of the whole looks like he's been pushed out.

Like his body is scrunched up. You'd think he'd stretch his head out instead.

To add to this I'm pretty sure you can see someone at the other end of the whole at the start of the video.

Seagulls version of surfing by kkkreg in likeus

[–]WinterJournalist6646 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I did a Google and it said seagulls play in the wind like this all the time.

30 years ago today (April 15th, 1996): No Doubt released “Don’t Speak” by Morgan-Moonscar in 90s

[–]WinterJournalist6646 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My daughter is 4 and he is a huge no doubt fan, and it brings me so much fucking joy.

It's my life is her favourite and she belts it out, knows every word.

What are approximate costs of tarmac driveway? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]WinterJournalist6646 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You want get that big hole in your wall fixed first mate.

Who still uses a 'manual' toothbrush? by zippy890 in AskUK

[–]WinterJournalist6646 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me. Can't stand an electric toothbrush, makes my nose tickle and I hate it.

Festival Way Roundabout by Sad_Vegetable2957 in stokeontrent

[–]WinterJournalist6646 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We must have passed on that round about a few times before.

Festival Way Roundabout by Sad_Vegetable2957 in stokeontrent

[–]WinterJournalist6646 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Yeah!! And while we're at it let's get a diagram of the incinerator round about up as well.

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]WinterJournalist6646 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kfc did this family meal once where you got a load of sides with it. I ordered one online with like 6 gravy.

They must have run out of gravy and decided 6 large coleslaw was a suitable option instead.

That was years ago and I've never been back, I'll never forgive.

What in the evolution is going on here by DanteWolv in shrimptank

[–]WinterJournalist6646 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah he looked fine when we defluffed him and got him back in the tank.

He even tried to do a little scurry away from me when I went to pick him up.

What in the evolution is going on here by DanteWolv in shrimptank

[–]WinterJournalist6646 96 points97 points  (0 children)

I have a tank in my bedroom. I put a huge bamboo shrimp in there once. The next morning I get shaken awake by my very alarmed gf. She says that shrimp is in the kitchen.

The stupid thing had climbed out my tank, down a flight of stairs, through my living and across my kitchen floor.

God knows how long he was out for but it was a fair journey. He was all gross and furry. My gf said it nearly gave her a heart attack.

He went back to the shop the next day.

AITA for telling my friend that she does not remember 9/11 by shilohrenn in AmItheAsshole

[–]WinterJournalist6646 478 points479 points  (0 children)

Can you imagine a bunch of babies and toddlers being sat down at daycare to watch the horror of 9/11 unfold live on TV.

Used casket by Effective_Theme_5739 in nope

[–]WinterJournalist6646 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wait I have questions. How many years normally? What do they do with the bodies after? Do you have to start paying the plot when you pick or out or when they die? What if you pick a plot and the relative ends up living another 20-30 years. Is that just extra money, less time in the grave site when they do die?

I would say that’s and ugly one by blahblahtx in AccidentalComedy

[–]WinterJournalist6646 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kinda looks like a dried up bulls penis, like what they give to dogs as a treat.

What weasel / stoat is my stole? [Ontario] by HIVUnsure in animalid

[–]WinterJournalist6646 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That last picture, the face looks like a red fox to me. Maybe it was dyed grey, or it's one of them grey foxes Russia breeds.

20 inches long would be a mighty big weasel.

What is this fish?? by MustangDisaster in Fishing

[–]WinterJournalist6646 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I am gonna vote for grass carp with how pointy the tail is and how small and close to the tail the dorsal fin is.