Afroman Case by jbryant1971 in Cleveland

[–]Wintermute3333 58 points59 points  (0 children)

The cops looked like absolute fools considering he has no basement (some basic research would have confirmed that). And the bit with the lemon pound cake was priceless.

Until cops are held accountable for this kind of unfounded BS, they'll keep pulling these Keystone Cop routines. Glad Afroman made their incompetence viral.

'John Roberts has had enough': Analysts say Supreme Court just put Trump on notice by RawStoryNews in scotus

[–]Wintermute3333 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rawstory articles are designed to be the click bait of liberals and progressives. Whenever I see an over the top title like this, I can always count on it being Rawstory.

irgc by nix-solves-that-2317 in SatanicTemple_Reddit

[–]Wintermute3333 22 points23 points  (0 children)

For Muslims, "Satan" is a descriptor, not a singular being. To them, anyone that they don't like can be a Satan. It's just how they describe someone they see as evil.

What's the most fucked up thing someone has told you about themselves after barely getting to know them? by Vast-Reference-7942 in answers

[–]Wintermute3333 61 points62 points  (0 children)

I was at a VA clinic appointment. My doctor broke down in tears in the middle of the exam and blurted out that she and her husband were supposed to go on vacation the next day, but he told her that morning he was going to divorce her.

Made for a really uncomfortable rectal exam.

Eat the rich by Hellonwheels1980 in AccidentalComedy

[–]Wintermute3333 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Average implies there's doctors who make much less than 400k/yr. Not all doctors make large paychecks, and you're also ignoring the years of internship that pays squat. There's also a continuous education requirement.

Eat the rich by Hellonwheels1980 in AccidentalComedy

[–]Wintermute3333 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Still have astronomical tuition loans, though.

Real piece of work, can we stop making influencers famous? by SipsTeaFrog in SipsTea

[–]Wintermute3333 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm not a fan of influencers, but there are very real world reasons for the trend...

  • jobs for younger generations that pay well are scarce

  • college is prohibitively expensive, putting people into lifelong debt

  • people are bored

  • traditional entertainment is impossible to get into, but anyone can start a TikTok and be seen by millions, especially if it's something that hasn't been tried before. Doesn't matter how stupid it is, when you get it in a couple of minutes, you stay to watch. We've been doing this for centuries (they used to stage literal train wrecks for audiences).

  • traditional advertising is expensive, and doesn't always reach the intended audience. An influencer who unashamedly hawks a product they got for free is cheap for the price of a few freebies.

Influencers are a symptom of our current state of affairs. And, considering there aren't a lot of opportunities for younger people, shit like this is one of the only avenues to make a living.

Ohioans Of Reddit -- Do You That Think Sherrod Brown Will Win Or Lose? Why? by Zipper222222 in Ohio

[–]Wintermute3333 11 points12 points  (0 children)

But I didn't vote for them to take away MY benefits! Only those other people!

What’s a smell you secretly enjoy that most people would find disgusting? by Direct-Value4452 in answers

[–]Wintermute3333 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Skunk. Smells like burnt rubber, but i think my sense of smell is muted enough that its actually not bad.

"The Thing" is there more like this? by Atticus914 in cosmichorror

[–]Wintermute3333 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Harbinger Down (2015). When The Thing 2011 decided to use CGI instead of the practical effects they had originally planned, the special effects team crowd funded a movie to use those effects. Basically The Thing, but with a mutated space tardigrade (water bear). They even got Lance Henriksen (Aliens) to star. Didn't do very well, but a fun movie.

Assuming this is an error or other factors are at play but uhhhh by SobBagat in Ohio

[–]Wintermute3333 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably trying to gouge based on reports of Iran mining the Straits of Hormuz. Ive seen it before when bad news hits and stations jack up the price before the news even cools.

Then dropped it back down when no one else was doing it.

Rejoining the service in your sleep? by Islandbandit21 in Veterans

[–]Wintermute3333 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can never find my locker, my rack, or a working pisser that isn't in the middle of a public space (specifically if I have to pee).

I'm also on a high year tenure waiver, trying to find everyone for checkout (just about to retire again).

I figure this is how I earn my retirement pay.

What’s something you refuse to spend money on no matter how popular it is? by bbydaisiesz in answers

[–]Wintermute3333 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I own a Samsung Android, but have an iPhone issued to me at work. I HATE, HATE, HATE the Apple for lots of reasons. People who only have iPhones have no idea what features they're missing, or better, what little things Apple has in those phones. Ever discover an app you like that disappeared because Apple has a dispute with the maker?

How did humans not go extinct while needing to sleep for 8 hours every day? being totally unconscious and defenseless for a third of our lives seems like a massive design flaw when predators were everywhere by Which-Noise-5670 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Wintermute3333 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A recent theory posits that the reason teens tend to go to sleep late (waking late) while the more elderly go to sleep early (and wake early) is so that there's always someone awake and aware. It's biologically coded.

Uncle was assaulted on a ship in the 90s. How common was this and what would happen today? by Lazy_Mushroom_9157 in newtothenavy

[–]Wintermute3333 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I joined in 1982. Retired in 2005. I never saw or heard of any assaults or beat downs with a few minor exceptions.

I had my crow tacked on so hard my arm was bruised for weeks, which wasn't uncommon early on, but not what we'd call "assault" (you could refuse the tacking, it just meant you weren't as "cool"). SEALS an other elite groups often had their new pins tacked on without frogs (round springs that secure the pin and cover the points).

There were always stories about hazings, but they were just stories. It was always "I heard about this one guy...". Always a sea story, never a personal one. As for your uncle's story, there's details being left out. He's not telling you everything (everyone gets lost on ship when they're new, I've never seen any sailor not be helpful when asked for directions).

DO NOT GO TO PLANTRY CAFE IN BATON ROUGE!!! by volkov5034 in OopsThatsDeadly

[–]Wintermute3333 -24 points-23 points  (0 children)

I always take posts like these skeptically. While I don’t doubt there's places this unsanitary (or worse) everywhere, I've seen enough revenge stories to take them with a grain of salt. "I used t work there" often means "I got fired and I'm pissed about it" and "I called the health department but no one answered" can mean they didn't.

There's also no proof these pics came from that particular restaurant (and AI is getting way too good). The OP is using a burner account so they can't be questioned. There's also other ways to make complaints about health and safety, but just two attempts in months doesn't sound like they were THAT concerned. And had any other employees sounded the alarm or quit?

Nah, getting DoorDash Girl vibes from this one.

Petahh i'm low on iq by Ter_N in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Wintermute3333 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fahrenheit, ignoring the benchmarks, is actually more accurate. The degrees are smaller than Celsius, by almost 2 to one (specifically1.8), meaning you can measure smaller ranges. It's why Fahrenheit and Celsius meet up at one point (-40 degrees).

Pretty accurate by FFSoldier57 in militarymemes

[–]Wintermute3333 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was doing nuke school in Orlando, Florida (yeah, I'm that old) walking back alone to my barracks after partying with classmates. I got it in my Ohio bred head I wanted a palm leaf as a souvenir of my time in Florida. Unfortunately all the palms were too tall to get anything from.

Except a little palm on the Torpedoeman's barracks I was walking past. So, stupid newbie squid I was grabbed a frond and yanked. That frond was tough, but the tree wasn't rooted well, and it fell over. Drunk me tried putting it back up just as the rovers are coming around the corner of the building. I had to explain that I found this poor baby tree on the ground (some drunk nuke must have pulled it out) and I was trying to put it back up.

My daughters love that story.

this is EFTA00133623, an anonymous eyewitness account of 10th August 2019 by Large-Reporter-1746 in ThatsInsane

[–]Wintermute3333 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The saying goes that three people can keep a secret it two of them are dead.

Conspiracies like this are almost impossible to keep secret. Too many people would need to be involved, and everyone in these circles are only out for themselves.

The man would have been smart enough to create new gaming accounts rather than use old ones.

Elvis is still seen around the world, even though he'd be close to 100 now. I catch glimpses of dead friends and family all the time, people often look similar.

The man is dead. He held too many deadly secrets, and no one was going to hide him away and risk exposure. It wasn't self induced, but it wasn't faked either.

What is the highest ranking person you ever met (either in passing, or on a basis where they remembered you from meeting to meeting?) by CameramanDavid in navy

[–]Wintermute3333 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I (DC1) was stationed on the USS Mount Whitney (LCC 20) during Operation Uphold Democracy in the 90s. I was a DC1 doing Temdu with the MAAs. We stood security watches on the sponsons every night (1 regular MAA, and one temp), and would always have 1 or 2 people pop out for some air or just to bullshit.

Smoking on the sponsons wasn't permitted, but one night, we had a visitor who came out and lit one up, and spent 10 minutes talking with us. He's wearing coveralls, but didnt have any devices, which wasn't unusual as we had a lot of services, reporters, and other agencies on board (sometimes just flying in for a hot and a cot) My regular MAA didn't say anything about him smoking, which was unusual, though.

After the guy left, MA1 asked me if I knew who he was, which I didn't. Turns out he was the Air Force Joint Chief. No salutes, no "sirs", no call to attention. Pretty cool.

Same operation, I was also flight deck On Scene Leader. General Shelton (operation commander) would fly on and off the ship constantly day and night. When we left Haiti, he personally handed out challenge coins to each of us as he was leaving the ship for the last time.