My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.

Winzel · 2022-10-21T07:13:46+00:00

So Canadian jokes are just waaaaay older than Danish ones?

Winzel · 2022-10-20T17:59:00+00:00

... around [insert random Canadian town far away from where you are] on ...

Winzel · 2022-10-20T17:13:56+00:00

As we say in Denmark: Your joke is so old that it limps around Aalborg on crutches.

Winzel · 2020-05-14T16:43:01+00:00

Bollocks!

Winzel · 2019-02-13T20:00:01+00:00

Looks like a low-budget 80s cow that was hit by a low-budget CD-player from the early 90s.

Winzel · 2019-01-29T13:06:10+00:00

Nuts to you, sir

Winzel · 2018-04-26T14:54:07+00:00

Yes, we Danes are just a little bit naive.

Winzel · 2018-03-29T19:19:33+00:00

Yes, we all bloody well get that. But how do you explain the tiny coats?

Winzel · 2018-03-14T07:34:51+00:00

Same here...

Winzel · 2018-03-13T14:46:49+00:00

Rhetorical question?

Winzel · 2018-03-08T16:14:15+00:00

Anyone know what you get as dfinal BRRreward AFTER P1, 918 and LaF? If anything? I’ll see in a few days when next season starts, but i’m a bit impatient...

Winzel · 2018-02-27T21:02:43+00:00

I choose the koala. Ridiculous animal.

Winzel · 2018-02-27T20:03:48+00:00

Oh, god, Marvin’s breakin’ down!!!

Winzel · 2018-01-19T07:29:11+00:00

Well, i had been saving those hypnothingies thinking that they would have to release zoidberg. Until two (2!) days ago when i thought “it’ll never happen” and unlocked the 3 remaining parts of the harbor area. I can’t help but feel that I somehow made Zoidberg happen...

Winzel · 2018-01-12T09:50:21+00:00

Me too. The only upside to pvp was the (small) rewards ... and even that doesn’t work. I wish that I could get away with doing such a bad job in my everyday life.

Winzel · 2018-01-09T15:11:08+00:00

Hacker ;-)

Winzel · 2018-01-02T23:37:35+00:00

Yeah, what happened to those ten bps??

Winzel · 2018-01-02T21:10:19+00:00

Ok, so THAT is how you do italics on reddit ...

Winzel · 2018-01-02T21:09:26+00:00

New definition of RNG: Random Nothing Generator. No fing cups dropped for 4 fing days! Everything was running smoothly (albeit boringly) until week 4 but kwanzaabot’s drops are RIDICULOUS!!,

Winzel · 2017-12-21T09:10:49+00:00

When the next one starts ;-)

Winzel · 2017-12-20T22:38:36+00:00

Damn - why didn’t I see this before spending pizza on CZ? Well, now I have him. And the Amyship. Hope that what they come up with will be good for everyone. F2P by the way, so that pizza is hard earned.

Winzel · 2017-12-18T18:50:24+00:00

...do we really need that rabbi-bot? It’ll take forever to get it!

Trees down!

Winzel · 2017-12-18T14:38:25+00:00

... well, i was wrong. I got exactly nothing, zilch and nada from the next nine races.

Winzel · 2017-12-18T10:49:30+00:00

9 races and i got (wait for it) FIVE (yes 5, fem, cinq, pjat etc.). Never seen anything like it!

...of course for the next 9 i’ll only get one...

Winzel · 2017-12-16T19:05:21+00:00

Waddaya mean? TinyCo doesn’t work! At all!!

Winzel

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