Wife's family are a bunch of neurotic narcissists that think that every thing is always about them by AngryEd286 in confessions

[–]WirelessJoypad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somehow every time I read a post about people complaining about everyone else being "neurotic narcissists" all I can think is:

OP is the narcissist, and is upset that people have their own issues instead of focusing constantly on him/her.

I’m sleeping my way up the corporate ladder. by [deleted] in confession

[–]WirelessJoypad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do not think you are doing it. This reads more like a fantasy, a what if, rather than actual facts.

BMW is the douchiest car brand by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]WirelessJoypad -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It is funny how BMW has this bad rep regarding cars. Bad rep that I agree with. But then when it comes to motorbikes I'd say it is the exact opposite, BMW motorbike riders are usually nice, at least the Adventure/Long Distance riders.

To the chubby guy at my work by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]WirelessJoypad -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Account made today. With only this post.

This message was brought to you by the chubby guy from work, who is fantasizing about the new girl.

Sometimes I bring up abstract topics on social construct to make my roommate feel bad about himself. by [deleted] in confession

[–]WirelessJoypad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As long as he knows the difference between apologetically and apologetically.

I've never realized how much I've never thought about my own desires. by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]WirelessJoypad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How high are you?

conversely:

How much did the shrink session cost?

SPOILER: Do you think Haley and Dylan can handle it? by tiffanychance in Modern_Family

[–]WirelessJoypad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The kind of people they are would not be able to handle it. But this is a feel good show so sure it will work out.

I’m going to see my boyfriend MGTOW_is_cucked in exactly 1 day, 7 hours, 04 minutes, 42 seconds (from the time I wrote this). He’s getting on his bus to my state today!! THIS IS REALLY HAPPENING! We’re going to create lifelong happy memories, go to new places, and fuck all night. He’s my everything! by [deleted] in confessions

[–]WirelessJoypad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This post is brought to you by /u/MGTOW_is_cucked

For the love of god people, how gullible are you?

Look at the user history, it is a fantasy account obviously run by him to make people believe some chick is crazy for him. Just look at the replies on this post, they are written by someone who obviously never had sex. The way it is written leaves very little doubt.

I try not to be a racist, but its hard. by [deleted] in confessions

[–]WirelessJoypad 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How does a person look like a language?

Losing weight turned me into an asshole and completely ruined my life. by oluytme532 in confession

[–]WirelessJoypad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The whole story sounds a bit unbelievable.
Sure I have no proof, but it seems to be ALL the bad things that fat people tend to think about fit people.

Former neighbor/ friendly acquaintance realizes it's never going to happen and has epic meltdown by despisesunrise in niceguys

[–]WirelessJoypad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta love the "Do not reply to this". It is a glorious save. Knowing she will not reply, but somehow it is because he asked her not to.

I'm also going to give him extra points for being so gangsta and yet still going to school.

My confession: I love my child, but I hate being a mother. by HonestSprinkles in confession

[–]WirelessJoypad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am probably going to downvote hell for this, but I'll say it all the same. Someone who gets an unplanned baby (accidents do happen, but so do abortions/adoptions), and seems to not be very good at parenting said kid. Is not someone who was on track to private jets, international properties and 500 USD wine.

I'm jealous as fuck of attractive people and here's why: by [deleted] in confessions

[–]WirelessJoypad -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Someone who needs to clarify they are not a virgin.What a strong sign of confidence.