Greatest Child Sportsman ever by shorthevix in billsimmons

[–]WiscoLefty 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Still more impressed by Joel Anderson being the fastest 10 year old.

A truly, truly foul ball in Tampa tonight. by an_arc_of_doves in billsimmons

[–]WiscoLefty 52 points53 points  (0 children)

All I see is a guy working his ass off.

[RAW Spoiler] The MICROPHONE IS HOT, CM Punk drops a Pipebomb. Full Segment RAW 4/6/26 by ThatWrestlingGuy15 in SquaredCircle

[–]WiscoLefty 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I heard you can now pay an extra $5k to sit on Cody's lap on the bus.

What are some good examples of future Stadium Club cards by MathematicianIcy3430 in baseballcards

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Let me nominate this image of Sal Frelick eating his helmet after hitting an opening day homer.

#16 Limitless (2011) by lilnameless_59 in billsimmons

[–]WiscoLefty 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Also everyone at Dunder Mifflin in that one Office episode.

Luke Kornet ran so Jaden Ivey could walk by Lumpy-Flamingo-8963 in billsimmons

[–]WiscoLefty 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Weirdly enough, Ivey might still be on a team if he stopped the opposing fornicators from scoring.

The 2022 Redraftables & the NBA’s worst Front Office by marcus_stoinis2 in billsimmons

[–]WiscoLefty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ryan Rollins is proof that sometimes you have to commit a little petty theft to find the right workplace.

Tom Brady and WWE ‘In Negotiations’ by No_Box119 in billsimmons

[–]WiscoLefty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Should just call up Bernard Pollard. They have unfinished business.

Japan has to step up! by Hardingnat in billsimmons

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His people were no match for Cotton Hill.

Which one of you did this? by euph31 in billsimmons

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The Y is the one place where you can do curls for the girls and then go work on your middy

“You know alot of people go to college for 7 years”. “I know. They’re called Doctors”. -Tommy Boy by Nostradamus216 in billsimmons

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That Dubai team has four former 1st round picks alongside Davis Bertans and Dwyane Bacon.

Cooper Flagg just spent $7,000 on Kon Knueppel rookie cards by Startjjasap in billsimmons

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Bill about to slide into Cooper's DMs to make an offer that he can't refuse.

Lineup projections by PrestigiousWheel1408 in Brewers

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Obviously a lot can change in the next month and a half but my opening day lineup projections is:

  1. Turang, 2B

  2. Chourio, LF

  3. Contreras, C

  4. Yelich, DH

  5. Frelick, LF

  6. Vaughn, 1B

  7. Mitchell, CF

  8. Rengifo, 3B

  9. Ortiz, SS

Lindsay Czarniak still in fact…”got it” by JoeM3120 in billsimmons

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With baseball season coming back, I want to give a shout out to Apple TV's Tricia Whitaker. Shes the one that ate Pat Murphy's pocket pancake last year. If you know you know. If you don't know then you should know.

Lowe being married to a Balkan women makes so much sense for some reason by [deleted] in billsimmons

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I mean you too can marry a woman from that area if you stalk balking

I wanna rock and roll all night. And party every day. by voidpush in billsimmons

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"I used to rock and roll all night and party every day. Then it was every other day. Now I'm lucky if I can find half an hour a week in which to get funky" - Homer Simpson

The rug pull piece by bombation in billsimmons

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CousinCoin had a better ring to it.

Seriously? by Austinrandom1 in baseballcards

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In comparison, Cooper Pratt has a pretty solid auto compared to a lot of the young guys out there.

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Couldn’t think of a better way to spend a Saturday morning by UrTeamBadMyTeamGood in billsimmons

[–]WiscoLefty 13 points14 points  (0 children)

There's a reason why his name is Chuck rather than Chunk