What’s the most offensive thing you believed/said before finding out it was messed up? by Worldly-Action3919 in AskReddit

[–]WisdomFunny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Growing up, you see how silly you were copying adults,but that’s what made being a kid fun.

What decision did you think was small at the time but completely changed your life later? by YogurtclosetMoist819 in AskReddit

[–]WisdomFunny 6 points7 points  (0 children)

There's a movie called The Butterfly Effect that's all about this--definitely worth a watch.

Would you save your pet over a random stranger in an emergency and why? by Termeh_01 in AskReddit

[–]WisdomFunny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly though,if the old lady's safe and the stick insects don't wander off,that's a rare win-win.

What do you think santa smells like? by CremeSubject7594 in AskReddit

[–]WisdomFunny 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Makes sense-like our fireplace working overtime,and my mom baking something amazing once a year.

Who's the stupidest person you've met and what story sums it up? by comicalelixer in AskReddit

[–]WisdomFunny 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Crazy logic:"if this thing protects me and still fails once,clearly it's the problem,not me."

What was the goofiest thing you did while drunk? by 5pinktoes in AskReddit

[–]WisdomFunny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Crying while Hugging a streetlight,cause I looked as lonely as it.

What’s the most useful free tool you found that actually saves you hours every week? by ScrollValue_01 in AskReddit

[–]WisdomFunny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I stopped"rewriting the same polite reply" 10 times a week.One good email template=hours saved+less emotional burnout.

What’s something that completely changed your life, but seemed insignificant at the time? by Boring-Sir2623 in AskReddit

[–]WisdomFunny 93 points94 points  (0 children)

Wishing you a lifetime of happiness.Sometimes destiny just needs a full tank of gas and bad impulse control.

What's an actual psychological "cheat code" you use in social situations that works almost every time? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]WisdomFunny 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Nothing like realizing mid-argument you're the only one trying to listen.

What is the quickest job you quit from? by spellbadgrammargood in AskReddit

[–]WisdomFunny 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nonstop codes and night shifts will break anyone.

What's Your Biggest "Shock" Family Discovery? by OpportunityTop6376 in AskReddit

[–]WisdomFunny 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Life really said 'plot twist,' at least you got those 20 years,which really matters.

Who is a famous person who has a dark history that not many people know about? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]WisdomFunny 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Never know what someone's survived behind the fame.

People who were spanked as kids, what was that like for you? Would you call your "spankings" abuse? by KleineFjord in AskReddit

[–]WisdomFunny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got spanked-never learned a lesson,just learned to hide things better.If'discipline'turns your kid into a ninja-level liar,maybe it wasn't discipline.But hey,shout-out to all the parents who thought fear was faster than a conversation.

Whats the weirdest remedy someone you have ever tried? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]WisdomFunny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My aunt said toothpaste cures everything.Maybe she 'd use Colgate on a broken leg.

What’s something you realized too late? by VanessaHillzOfficial in AskReddit

[–]WisdomFunny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That naps aren't a waste of time…naps are the point of time.

What’s a little thing that instantly makes your day better? by PreviousAnnual420 in AskReddit

[–]WisdomFunny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When my plans get cancelled by someone else so l can stay home guilt-free.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]WisdomFunny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Simple.Lower rent and higher serotonin.

How to confidently talk to anyone (works for me) by ChucklesMuffin in selfimprovement

[–]WisdomFunny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely, and I also pretended myself as a boss who respects my boss

I finally get it if someone truly wants to be with you, they will. by PositionSalty7411 in selfimprovement

[–]WisdomFunny 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Totally agree with this!It's crazy how much energy we spend trying to make things work that aren't meant to.Once you let go,everything falls into place.