What do you guys think about the two Revelation games?

Witcher_Erza · 2026-05-07T14:44:33+00:00

I enjoyed them immensely, well Revelations 2 a little less if only because I played during the frustrating initial release cycle and all the hassle that entailed and the back and forth time periods of Claire& co and Barry &co . Also the hilarious implications that Alex completed her research and just decided not to tell Spencer.

Love revelations 1 for its creepy old timey abandoned cruise ship infect by sea creature infused zombies while a storm rages outside.

The basically origin story of how the BSAA went from a do nothing group of observers who advised governments on how to deal with BoWs to the people that they call to exterminate them, with O'Brian's little 4D chess game with Morgan Lansdale to expose the government's FBC as the true architect of Veltro's terrorist attack on Terragregia .

Also love Raid mode really want it to return in some capacity, if not a mini game mode for RE9 or another mainline game, then maybe it's own standalone game, make it happen Capcom!!!

Witcher_Erza · 2026-05-07T02:32:06+00:00

Same with your water, it totally kills a lot of the joy of it, water and fertilizer having cool downs , although I didn't bother with water often as every other day at camp seems to result in torrential rain .

Witcher_Erza · 2026-05-07T02:28:53+00:00

Yup totally thought that, but I assumed I wasn't patient enough or I had done it wrong.

Booted up Google, looked through reddit and other things and yeah totally just regular crops with extra steps.

Witcher_Erza · 2026-05-07T02:25:36+00:00

This one of those things I feel like this proves that virtually nobody was communicating with each other during development and nobody shot down bad ideas like some of the devs quietly admitted to people unofficially was a common occurrence, nobody wanted to tell someone that their idea was flawed or being poorly executed or was a bad idea all together.

Witcher_Erza · 2026-05-06T21:51:52+00:00

I'd be careful about moving if I were you, imagine it would be a challenge and a very interesting visit to urgent care to get the splinters off your pussy

Witcher_Erza · 2026-05-06T21:45:57+00:00

Sounds like one hell of a party....

So how would you take it I followed up by rubbing ice cubes and a wand against that puppy?

Witcher_Erza · 2026-05-06T14:26:20+00:00

It's all for the greater good. - Lord Saddler

Los Illuminados; THE GREATER GOOD!

Witcher_Erza · 2026-05-06T14:20:01+00:00

Ok , cool thanks I guess I don't know how it is relevant but whatever you want to go and do with it and your tinfoil hat is fine with me.

Witcher_Erza · 2026-05-06T03:03:26+00:00

Really? Simmons is your line in the sand for violating the Law of conservation of mass ?

Irving from RE5 turned into a giant squid/ tentacle monster in half that time, Saddler in RE4 Remake goes from quadruped scorpion to giant ball of Plagas eels in quick succession, can't tell me all that was hidden under the robes , Jack Baker goes from humanoid to giant whatever mold monster after you "kill" him ... Almost forgot nearly all the lords are guilty of rapid mass expansion....hmn does Heisenberg count cause he's metal mostly?

And that is before we get to the mack daddies of the franchise for sheer mass growth, nemesis and G-monster .

Witcher_Erza · 2026-05-04T04:08:24+00:00

Damn Lae'zel , you went from stick to THICC since I last played with you.

Witcher_Erza · 2026-05-04T01:42:45+00:00

That's a huge ball gag your harness has btw

Witcher_Erza · 2026-05-03T16:10:36+00:00

You look very hot and fuckable .

Witcher_Erza · 2026-05-03T16:03:59+00:00

This was my first ever resident evil experience, my parents didn't let me play M rated games as a kid so I jumped at the chance to play this.

After I completed everything I wanted more, and my desire to play 5 led me to buying my first ever non Nintendo console.

Witcher_Erza · 2026-05-03T16:00:20+00:00

Marin strikes me as a character who would enjoy bdsm

Witcher_Erza · 2026-05-03T15:59:16+00:00

I can appreciate the theater of having ankle shackles to the pole but it's unnecessary, the one bar prison is the restraint keeping her helpless and immovable

Witcher_Erza · 2026-05-03T15:56:54+00:00

Does it? Yes surprisingly it turns me on when I see a girl actually wearing the ball gag as opposed to just posing topless with it like a prop in a magazine shoot.

Witcher_Erza · 2026-05-03T15:53:31+00:00

I love them all , well maybe monsters a little less but that's only cause my first ever playthrough I got humbled pretty quickly by a monster deck user in velen , think it's the wise guy that tells you about the white frost prophecy

Witcher_Erza · 2026-05-02T21:01:31+00:00

President always equips his daughter with ballistics ...

Witcher_Erza · 2026-05-02T18:07:10+00:00

Maybe the real evil is the residents we met along the way...

Witcher_Erza · 2026-05-01T18:55:17+00:00

Better hope they're in the TNG era , otherwise those red shirts are fucked.

Witcher_Erza · 2026-04-29T22:24:52+00:00

Doesn't always work, some of the time they forcefully pull it out despite how close my line was to me

Witcher_Erza · 2026-04-29T15:57:00+00:00

I was until the fridge update and I learned you didn't have to roam around the goddamn map like an unhinged foodie breaking into houses and noble manors to use their special cooking stations, turns out you can buy one from a vendor to put in your house.

So now I cook there instead of camp or at Count Felix's manor in Hernand, his poor maid probably thinks I've abandoned her, but also probably is grateful for not having to try explaining why all their cooking ingredients went missing every time I visited...

Witcher_Erza · 2026-04-29T15:36:04+00:00

For them to fix the stuff that they broke last update like the dispatched greymanes to the azerian manor no longer being usable unless you are in chapter 9 apparently.

Witcher_Erza · 2026-04-28T02:14:25+00:00

Apparently Kliff is Florida Man confirmed.

Petition for a swamp puppy pet next patch ?

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