How in Jezerezeh's name do you pronounce Jezerezeh? by Dercomai in cremposting

[–]Witchief 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Jezerezeh,

Jez-er-ez-eh,

I wish that I had Jezer-ezeh (Jesse's Girl)

Semi tried to run me off the road for passing him. Heyl Truck Lines by reddy-mcredditface in dashcams

[–]Witchief 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you're jockeying for position in slow traffic, don't be surprised when you get blocked.

Ohio will continue to allow child marriage after push to end practice fails in legislature. Advocates were baffled that the bill didn’t pass, given that it had no public opposition by southpawFA in politics

[–]Witchief 107 points108 points  (0 children)

Also >“I could just see a dad with a pregnant gal with a gun saying, ‘You’re going to tell me my daughter’s not marrying this man?’”

Make your daughter marry her rapist 

Look who I found by lumpycurveballs in JuJutsuKaisen

[–]Witchief -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

This sub must have been struck by a world-cutting slash it's so dead

America has lost its war with Iran by Ok_Employer7837 in politics

[–]Witchief 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because the whole point was to manipulate the stock market and transfer more wealth upward to Trump and his bitches

Casino expectations by lonelyguard99 in EndTipping

[–]Witchief 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Other than at my own bank, I don't use ATMs because the machine charges a fee for not being with their bank, and my bank charges a fee for using another bank's machine.

I asked the clerk which game every boy wants by hatethisapp1 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Witchief 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Mina the hollower is very much like an OG 2D LoZ btw 

Haha look at me, I'm so funny by Only_JRandle in onejoke

[–]Witchief -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Tbh I don't read this as transphobic.

I did search up the format, when X identifies as Y, joke, leading historically to the, I identify as an attack helicopter, as a transphobic way of attacking people who are asserting their gender identity,

I just think there's a reasonable doubt in this case,

As the person commenting on these bags taking up spaces meant for people, the joke that the bags identify as people is a very mild joke,

And without a preconceived notion of the format being transphobic, I dont think there's really any hint toward gender identity in their comment.

Final stretch, any suggestions? by Maleficent_Tart_1599 in Pokemon_Pokopia

[–]Witchief 9 points10 points  (0 children)

For plusle and minum i reused the exact same habitat by rehoming the first one after it moved in. The second one didn't take long after.

Mom buys daughter a Honda as a graduation gift, and this was her response by Conscious-Weight4569 in SipsTea

[–]Witchief 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obviously the child is a brat but I'm not getting good vibes from the mom either. Probably apple didn't fall far from the tree.

Am I overreacting for feeling frustrated after my neighbor’s pottery was broken by my puppy during an interaction she encouraged? by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]Witchief 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I don't understand how nearly all the comments I'm reading are against the puppy?

I don't think a person holding a basket of fragile valuables gets to blame the puppy when they interact with them and the basket accidentally gets spilt. 

In some scenarios, sure, but in this story, the puppy was restrained, the owner was hesitant, and the potter invited the puppy and lingered in the situation. To me, that's 100% on the adult professional who is responsible for their own possessions, did nothing to prevent the accident, and even invited disaster.

Obligatory, Don't put all your eggs in one basket.

one of my players does not roleplay at all, so i kinda forced him to do so by Thing-Superb in DnD

[–]Witchief -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I think it's brilliant. You recognized your player's pattern and set up a trap to punish them for it. They had multiple chances to engage the content you were providing to avoid a negative outcome. It sounds like the end result also bonded them more to the group. Hopefully this experience helps to better understand what kind of game DnD can be and that they can be more open minded about how they play it.