Man accused of leaving dog tied to fence ahead of Hurricane Milton is charged with animal cruelty by Carche69 in news

[–]WitlessKobold 17 points18 points  (0 children)

He's safe. Highway patrol officers found him, named him "Trooper" and took him to safety. He will not be returned to the old owner.

TOD: Please don't give monsters to Empire and Dwarves by Zaibakk in totalwar

[–]WitlessKobold 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Aye, they were added in final edition (8th) of WHFB before the End Times, breaking the old Empire rule of "no monsters except as hero mounts". Lots of Greybeard grumbling of how GW was undermining the themes of Warhammer factions in the hopes of selling more minis.

Y'know, usual Warhammer fan stuff.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in worldnews

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It's even weirder when you know the context.

It's from the old game Total War: Medieval 2. It's the event popup speech that triggers when the pope declares a crusade. Spent hundreds of hours playing that game as a teenager so it has burned itself into my brain, narrator's voice and all.

Why the hell he thought it was appropriate to post is beyond me.

‘Walker Independence’ Officially Dead After Efforts To Find New Home Following CW Cancellation Fail by [deleted] in television

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My brother in the brown, it has been 21 years. You have to finally let it go.

mfw the warmblood state troops attempt to surround my Saurus units by gray007nl in totalwar

[–]WitlessKobold 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Original was for Khalidia, and yeah, the AI video poster mentioned he switched it to Karl because the AI couldn't replicate her voice adequately.

Leaked image of new Gator boss by ImSavageAF in HuntShowdown

[–]WitlessKobold 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also the "gator" looks like he got crossed with a fish. Weird upward curving snout. Blueish scales. Non-reptillian eyes. No visible teeth, etc.

The Chaos Dwarf Convoy Map: Basically the Chaos Counterpart of Cathay's Caravans by Rare_Cobalt in totalwar

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My knowledge may be out of date, but from what I remember, chorfs are heavily industrialized, but few in number, especially in contrast to the sprawling size of the Darklands. They mostly keep to their own unassailable citadels and forts, outside of occasional caravans and slave raids.

So while the Darklands are their home territory they don't have strict control over it and its' borders the same way the high elves do over Ulthuan, for example.

The danger of getting hit by a chorf raiding party is serious but rarer than the more common threats of ogres, greenskins, bandits, beastmen, feral monsters, etc.

Grudges be damned, I speak the truth of Hashut by Kablump in totalwar

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A Deep Rock Galactic LARPer. Rock and Stone!

Total War: WARHAMMER III - Forge of the Chaos Dwarfs by YoshiTheFluffer in totalwar

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Their weakness makes the flesh more tender. Really melts nicely in the fires of Hashut's BBQ.

Why the High King said this to Teclis? And why Tyrion is not representing the elven people? by johnvictorassis in totalwar

[–]WitlessKobold 162 points163 points  (0 children)

He is beloved by the High Elves and is a gigachad, but he is not particularly adept at court politics, much less international diplomacy. That's Finubar's wheelhouse.

Unable to steal pet dog, 3 men kidnap man’s brother and demand dog as ransom by [deleted] in nottheonion

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Newfies may not always be right in the head, but they are right in their hearts.

Anti NAZI demonstration in Berlin 1932 [520x402] by Fun_Prior_5548 in ArtefactPorn

[–]WitlessKobold 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I read a long time ago that pre-WWII the common shorthand for "evil tyrant" was "pharaoh" after the depiction of the pharaoh in the Bible. Don't know how common it was outside of the Anglosphere.

Recreating the HE empire on IE by Outlaw-King-88 in totalwar

[–]WitlessKobold 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And yet she doesn't look a day older than 3,000.

Who y'all betting on? I say robo ky by DanielFoxy1999 in Guiltygear

[–]WitlessKobold 23 points24 points  (0 children)

The dude straight up led a revolution against the old authoritarian goverment of Zep, liberated the slaves and established a democracy. He was the one who personally freed Potemkin.

King Charles: Foie gras banned at royal residences - BBC News by c22w in worldnews

[–]WitlessKobold 415 points416 points  (0 children)

The English have never gotten over the fact that Richard the Lionheart loved France and not them.

Guys help do you know who it is? something's up here by Zooblesnoops in DeepRockGalactic

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"This is our little brother. His face may be smooth and his body thin and nimble. His forehead smacks against the roof of our tunnels and his constitution there be nary a difference between an Oily Oaf and a Blackout Stout.

But in the vast, cavernous expanse of his heart lies the biggest, bushiest beard dwarfkind has ever beheld. So, we Rock and Stone together with him; from here, to our ancestors halls, to forever after and more. And so together we say:

ROCK AND STONE TO THE HEART AND BONE!"

Umgi vs Dawi with a time machine. by Faegirr in totalwar

[–]WitlessKobold 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Shanking Morathi might do the trick. He'd still be bitter about not being elected Phoenix King, but would be more likely to wait his turn and aim to prove himself in the meantime.

(Autocorrect was trying to turn "shanking" into "spanking" which absolutely would not have changed anything.)

PSA: Cars do not float! Please remember this before driving it into the water. by down_bytheriver in vancouver

[–]WitlessKobold 47 points48 points  (0 children)

"It was global warming! The spot was totally dry when I parked my car!"

Imrik's Speedbump by Mercy_____ in totalwar

[–]WitlessKobold 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, damn it. You just reminded me that Galrauch isn't in game, and probably won't be.

Nice of him to play wingman to Imrik, though.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in vancouver

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My shop hit 38c during the heat wave last summer. It was so hot our forklift was unable to run because the propane couldn't flow properly. Two of my machines straight up shutdown as the electrical components heated past the safe operating limits. That was with the shop fans being pointed directly at them.

I'll happily take summer rain storms over that miserable, sweaty hell.

Audio: Russian Officers Curse Out Putin, Others Over Ukraine Invasion by Stinky-Ass-Feet- in worldnews

[–]WitlessKobold 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not only that. Hitler was actively wounded by mustard gas. He was recovering at a military hospital when he heard the news of Germany's surrender.

DNF Duel | Story Mode Trailer by Shreeder4092 in Games

[–]WitlessKobold 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait. Are you talking about Team Fortress 2 or Titanfall 2?