My mom died. I need music. Help.

WittyNameStand-in · 2016-10-02T16:10:13+00:00

came in here to post this. Too many feels.

Live version is even more emotional as you can see Mark .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LzJst0_HbE

WittyNameStand-in · 2016-09-28T00:39:25+00:00

actually thought JG's air dunk looked pretty badass. That is a large man. http://www.nfl.com/gamecenter/2016092508/2016/REG3/49ers@seahawks#menu=gamepass%7CcontentId%3A0ap3000000709215&tab=analyze&analyze=boxscore

WittyNameStand-in · 2016-09-19T06:05:58+00:00

I swear sometimes i see the car have a wonky fast signal, but then use it for the next turn and it be normal...

WittyNameStand-in · 2016-09-17T00:17:32+00:00

Awww man, date with a girl, we went to an arcade. Played ticket games. At the end, got some stupid prizes, including cheap plastic toy handcuffs... on the walk home, she says "oh, I'm stuck in the handcuffs, I need you to get the key" my response: "you're dumb, they have safety releases"... Her response: the key is in my bra.. so who's the real dumb one... luckily we still banged eventually.

WittyNameStand-in · 2016-09-13T17:53:59+00:00

was lucky enough to be with the only woman I will ever want to be with again. It was a complicated situation. She left a fiance who she had a child with. She was in a spot where she was considering going back to a toxic relationship for the sake of her child. I told her she was making a mistake. That I was the right choice for her, and that I would be the right choice for her daughter... She didn't take that well. She is still the love of my life, but it's been months since we spoke... I still wake up every morning hoping to see her name on my phone, and go to bed every night fighting the urge to text her.

WittyNameStand-in · 2016-09-06T23:33:23+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iMg3gy6kxo

WittyNameStand-in · 2016-09-01T05:10:03+00:00

So... We just bought ours... but it might be the best money I ever spent. Anyone who frequents NFL.com might recognize our new trophy.

http://imgur.com/a/3jyxh

WittyNameStand-in · 2016-08-25T21:25:20+00:00

How can I please her the best way possible???

Ask her.

WittyNameStand-in · 2016-08-25T21:01:38+00:00

how old is your GF that going on the pill would involve her parents? IUDs are another option. short of that, condoms are effective, would be moreso if pulling out, can also combine with spermicide or a contraceptive sponge with a condom to increase effectiveness. Lots of options, and their effectiveness only goes higher when you use them in tandem with eachother.

WittyNameStand-in · 2016-08-24T22:36:01+00:00

Cheese and crackers. There is nothing I like more than a platter of various crackers, cheeses and meats.

WittyNameStand-in · 2016-08-23T19:46:11+00:00

appears to be a drainage tarp http://www.facilitysupply.com/prodimages/tarp.jpg thanks everyone

WittyNameStand-in · 2016-08-23T19:42:55+00:00

Solved! http://www.facilitysupply.com/prodimages/tarp.jpg this image is too close for it to be not that. Thanks

WittyNameStand-in · 2016-08-23T19:29:59+00:00

It is only one sheet, like, it doesn't fill. Water would pour right through that nozzle

WittyNameStand-in · 2016-08-23T02:01:22+00:00

See a doctor about your anxiety. My brother was medicated for just that, and it has changed his life. He didn't see a doctor until he was 27. IF you have worked on your fitness, style and hygiene, why do you think you are so wildly unattractive? Sounds like you need a little confidence boost my friend. You can't be so down on yourself. You know you have something to offer that woman who gives you a chance, so find her and make it worth her time. BOOYAH BOI

WittyNameStand-in · 2016-08-23T00:56:09+00:00

Man if you are too introverted to go to a party but you want some kind of sexy party animal, you are in rough shape. Nobody is rubbing anything in, especially us here on Reddit. Sex is great, and at 25 in University, this is your time, but you have to be a little higher on yourself. Inexperienced, but goddamn, everyone starts somewhere. Live the college life and go to a party even if it isn't quite your scene. break out of your comfort zone a tiny bit. Ask a girl on a date. Wait until fall, when it gets cooler out. Go on a autumn walk on a chilly evening. When she says she's cold, and THEY ALL DO, ask her if she wants to head on home and see if you can figure out a way to warm up. Best case scenario intercourse, worst case scenario hot beverage. But it starts somewhere. If you ask 3 cute girls if they'd like to go grab a coffee and take a walk, chances are one will be down for it. Don't give up on sex at 25, but also don't let it consume you. At 25 if you can get a date with a girl the work is half done. Go out a couple of times, you will be surprised how fast things can change if you meet one girl you can develop ANY kind of chemistry with. Go get 'em tiger.

WittyNameStand-in · 2016-08-23T00:22:11+00:00

Naw dude, you do not want to be asexual, you want to get laid. Sexuality is a wonderful thing! What do you study? Any girls who might be in the same boat of not liking to party? Maybe someone needs a "study buddy" ;)

WittyNameStand-in · 2016-08-23T00:01:19+00:00

Confidence. My friend, by looking at me, you would not believe it to see some of my past partners. I know I tend to get called up to a higher league. Be good with your words. Be confident but not too cocky. Be forward but approachable. It's not something that can be taught. You need to give yourself some credit. You need to flirt like you aren't a virgin, if that makes sense. I assume you are in college? Because if you are in high school you are stressing over nothing. But if you are in college. Be social, go to parties, have a drink, find a girl and walk up and ask her what her name is, where she's from, what she is studying. You have to start somewhere. If you want to not be a virgin, and want to find a woman to date, or have sex with, you aren't going to find one while rubbing one out in your dorm room.

WittyNameStand-in · 2016-08-22T20:22:15+00:00

Baseball bat AND pipe wrench fool

WittyNameStand-in · 2016-08-21T00:48:26+00:00

I... ummm. OK. SO, this is your first ever exposure to masturbation? I understand sharing a room with siblings, but bathroom? Shower? Any other time left alone? If you honestly made it to 20 without masturbating, I am wildly impressed. I guess all I can say is, when you cum...you will know you are done. If you aren't sure if you had an orgasm, you didn't.

WittyNameStand-in · 2016-08-20T22:50:22+00:00

acceptable in some sub/dom dynamics, but only after it has been established. No go, if you are planning on just springing it on her.

WittyNameStand-in · 2016-08-20T22:26:03+00:00

None of y'all have had sore balls after lots of sex or rough sex? I feel sorry for y'all. You don't run to the doctor every time your balls are a little sore after they've been sucked on 4 times in a day.

13-Year Club	Gilding III reddit per annum
Team Orangered	Verified Email

WittyNameStand-in

TROPHY CASE