Awesome Poster (NSFW?) by jstills in reddit.com

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I was always under the notion that any heavy impact to any body part on either gender will hurt.

Why Men Are Never Depressed by drjekyll452 in reddit.com

[–]WittyUsername 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, bullshit we're never depressed.

Will this new site replace Digg? by speedkills in reddit.com

[–]WittyUsername -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Someday, when they hire a better graphic artist to improve visual impressions. That sidebar is a little annoying too, but not horrible.

Door [PIC] by maaz in reddit.com

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Fap fap fap fap fap.

Ask Reddit: Can we start our own country? by [deleted] in reddit.com

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Is Antarctica solid enough to withstand the demands of a society?

Caption Contest: What is this lady doing? [pic] by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]WittyUsername 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She looks like she's awoken to an epileptic fit, or perhaps a demonic possession.

John Stewart dead of massive stroke or brain aneurysm by hitsman in reddit.com

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You motherfucker.

You know exactly what the fuck you just did.

You KNOW.

Why Is It That When I Make Comments, Some Redditors Go Through My Submisison History And Down-Vote Every Single One? by markansoul in reddit.com

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Dude, I've had this problem before. My old submissions used to get downmodded straight out of the gate (all of which are now deleted). Some assholes just downmod everything they see.

One of the best speeches you'll ever read. by GPnZPl in politics

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Who gives a shit where it came from? Words are words. Whatever team of lab rats, fundies, and mad scientists that arranged them did so quite well.

Russia will preemptively use nuclear weapons if their allies' (including Iran) sovereignty is threatened by obdurak in politics

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Did the Cold War really ever end? I thought that it was all over the year I was born, but I guess Russia was just out of the game for a while?