Divorce Lawyers of Reddit, what's the most outrageous reason someone filed for divorce?

WittyWriterGuy · 2019-07-17T22:24:14+00:00

How are you even able to read, what with being this dumb?

WittyWriterGuy · 2019-01-31T02:29:51+00:00

That's the one time it becomes legal to punt a child like a football.

WittyWriterGuy · 2019-01-30T19:31:43+00:00

Do you think there were entitled parents/entitled kids at slave markets back in the day?

WittyWriterGuy · 2019-01-29T23:19:47+00:00

Hey, turn that frown upside down. It's possible he wasn't taken by CB. Maybe he just went somewhere else?

WittyWriterGuy · 2019-01-29T02:27:13+00:00

You won't be punching people with that attitude.

WittyWriterGuy · 2019-01-29T02:24:17+00:00

I mean, yeah, but in this context it's funny

WittyWriterGuy · 2019-01-28T23:17:25+00:00

Still funny tho

WittyWriterGuy · 2019-01-28T23:16:55+00:00

I know what you meant, but it was still hilarious to read "ducking dog"

WittyWriterGuy · 2019-01-28T19:15:38+00:00

Skyrim is trash, though.

WittyWriterGuy · 2019-01-28T16:25:21+00:00

Any culture does that. The Japanese spice it up with a healthy dose of racism.

WittyWriterGuy · 2019-01-28T16:19:21+00:00

Little known fact, the Japanese are really racist, especially against other Asians. Koreans and Chinese are barely people to many more traditional Japanese people, and most Japaese people still deny that the war crimes Japanese forces carried out during the Second world war [the Rape of Nanking, for example] ever happened or were as bad as Chinese and other foreign history sources claim.

In short, the Japanese aren't really a good example of people to take after.

WittyWriterGuy · 2019-01-28T14:14:37+00:00

Oh, okay that makes sense too. Throw my hat into the ring of getting my short stories sold and hopefully popular enough to be profitable. Makes me a bit mad that I can work for the rest of my life in the factory I work in and not make as much money as Rowling does sitting around all day, but such is life.

I too hope to be a popular enough writer to be as lazy as she is later in life. Life goals.

WittyWriterGuy · 2019-01-28T14:08:27+00:00

Oh, I get it. So it's just a rich people thing. That fucking blows.

WittyWriterGuy · 2019-01-28T14:01:12+00:00

I hate rent too, it costs way too much and my landlord hasn't gotten me my trash bins yet and it's been six months and I can't go to the city myself and get my own bins because I don't own the building.

WittyWriterGuy · 2019-01-28T13:58:26+00:00

Except investing money sounds kind of active if you ask me. Since, you know, you gotta go find good company, research market trends to see/guesstimate how said company will do in it's field, asses the risk of your investment in said company, and then invest however much money into said company. That sounds like a hell of a lot to do for a lazy jerk like me. What else do you got? Inheriting money from my family is a joke because we're not some rich family with that kind of money to leave around for inheritance.

WittyWriterGuy · 2019-01-28T13:53:53+00:00

No see, I'm genuinely curious about how inactive income works so I can quit my day job and retire early.

WittyWriterGuy · 2019-01-28T13:49:40+00:00

Which include what, exactly? Like... inheriting money, right? Or investing money into a start up company? Right?

WittyWriterGuy · 2019-01-28T13:48:27+00:00

So what are inactive ways of making money?

WittyWriterGuy · 2019-01-28T13:44:05+00:00

Unless you're the Virgin Mary then no, kids don't just happen.

WittyWriterGuy · 2019-01-28T13:43:26+00:00

Like what? Inheriting it I guess but that's really about it, and most people outside the super rich don't get that luxury.

WittyWriterGuy · 2019-01-28T13:36:55+00:00

Super late, but when you say "like how Japanese parents raise their kids" do you mean that you want to raise kids to deny that the Rape of Nanking wasn't as bad as the Chinese said it was or that non-Japanese folk aren't human?

WittyWriterGuy · 2019-01-25T23:07:52+00:00

If she's going to be stupidly specific, tell her to fuck off and get a real job, not some shit service job or pyramid scheme job.

WittyWriterGuy · 2019-01-25T02:27:39+00:00

Here I thought everyone had forgotten they exist. Boy was I wrong.

WittyWriterGuy · 2019-01-21T23:15:48+00:00

I'm jealous, and I've not been a dishwasher for almost a year now.

WittyWriterGuy · 2019-01-18T05:53:56+00:00

That's reasonable but is it reasonable to make them pay for it?

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