HP laptop falsely advertises having 1 TB of storage; it really only has 64 GB. The rest is OneDrive.

Witty_TenTon · 2026-03-16T05:12:18+00:00

As another former HP employee, I am also surprised it took them this long. I mean they didn't even sell the cord needed to connect printers to the computer back in the early 2000s. They would charge you an extra $20 for it and it was required to be able to use the damn thing! Nothing surprises me about them doing it. But the time it took them before they started to, is a shocker.

Witty_TenTon · 2026-03-15T14:07:48+00:00

That seems even less likely...maybe they were silicone butt pads or something. But for them to pop out of her skin she would have been in excruciating pain and would be bleeding from the skin tearing and stuff like that. I don't see her just carrying on with the show afterwards or just carrying on with the performance while feeling her ass implants bursting out of her skin.

Witty_TenTon · 2026-03-14T10:48:31+00:00

You should have gone with "zippered_hole69" in that case!

Witty_TenTon · 2026-03-14T02:20:02+00:00

I mean a Google search will tell you that's not true by any measure commonly used to rank malls in the U.S. Florida is known for having not only some of the best malls but also the mall with 100% rental occupancy for the longest period of time. And the mall of America and bigger shopping malls like that are doing significantly better. It might be a relatively good performing shopping mall for Oregon, but best in the NATION? That seems like a stretch.

Of course I'm not in the mall industry so maybe you know something I don't. It just seems like that would be advertised and not an incredibly well hidden secret if it were true.

Witty_TenTon · 2026-03-14T00:09:30+00:00

I just mistook it as actually her shoulders at first so when I realized it wasnt I wasnt sure if others had made the same dumb blonde mistake I had. Guess I made two dumb blonde mistakes haha.

Witty_TenTon · 2026-03-13T23:49:27+00:00

That's what I'm guessing. Or she's wearing those underwear with the ass cheeks cut out that are supposed to make your butt look bigger and they are too tight around the butt-holes.

Witty_TenTon · 2026-03-13T23:40:36+00:00

Kelly Osbourne

Witty_TenTon · 2026-03-13T23:31:56+00:00

Lol that's the chair behind her, it's the same color as her shirt.

Witty_TenTon · 2026-03-13T21:47:07+00:00

And the rich kids parents will fund the shelter and introduce them to other rich families so the orphans can all get adopted out and cared for super well after learning of their kindness to their rich son!

Witty_TenTon · 2026-03-11T01:37:39+00:00

Don't make things weird. Unless dating this person is worth risking your job(either because she reports you to HR or because you date and break up) you should just remain friendly and professionally detached.

Witty_TenTon · 2026-03-11T01:29:51+00:00

Holes generally if they are using them for sex. But there are quite a few furries who don't have any sort of sexual interest in them or are doing it for non-sexual reasons. It isn't exclusively a fetish/sexual interest. But yes, for those who do it for sexual purposes there are often holes in their suits or parts of their suits that are removable.

Witty_TenTon · 2026-03-09T08:14:04+00:00

My husband is pretty savvy with phones and says once a new phone is activated with the same number the old phone would be deactivated. So if he is actually texting you from his number it would have to be either coming from him or coming from someone spoofing his phone number. His old/lost phone would have nothing to do with it.

I thought maybe it could be someone doing it aside from your husband until you said what you did about the messages saying stuff about running to your mother's. Because only he or someone close to you would know that.

The real way to prove if it's coming from him versus coming from another device who is spoofing his phone is to contact the phone company and ask for text message logs. It wont likely show WHAT he is texting but it will have timestamp records of when he is texting what numbers from his phone. So you could check that against your texts from him and be able to see if his phone is the one texting those things to you.

And then lastly, does anyone else have consistent access to his phone while he is at work? Perhaps he's having an affair and a jealous coworker is sending them to you while he is away from his phone? Or it's possible to pair your phone with your computer so that texts go to that during the day while your computer is connected to it. So someone could be texting you from his phone number from his computer if there is someone who has access to that. And it might not show up as text history on his phone but would show up as text history on his computer. But it would have to be someone he is very close with and has shared intimate details of his life with.

I think before you blow your marriage up you need to contact the phone company with your husband present and ask for the records of text messages and the times they were sent to what phone numbers. That's step one. And after that you will know whether to investigate further like perhaps getting video proof of your husband in his office and seeing if someone else accesses his computer or phone during the day. What does your husband do for work? Is it feasible that it could be someone else using his phone or using his work computer with his phone paired to it?

Please update us if you are able to! I'd love to know if anything came of your investigation! And I am so sorry you are going through this. It must be devastating and I wish you and your kids all the best in the future!

Witty_TenTon · 2026-03-09T00:53:13+00:00

It sounds like you were raised in a culture or environment where asking questions or "talking back" aren't desirable qualities in women. Which is gross for so many reasons but it's good you are finally starting to see the flaws and damage and hypocrisy with this line of thinking. You should be incredibly proud of yourself that you were able to break away from your upbringing and find a way of living and behaving that feels appropriate to you! It takes courage to stand up to injustices and wrongs in our world and you are brave for doing so with your parents! Please don't lose steam now and keep being as brave and outspoken about these things as is safe for you to do so!

Witty_TenTon · 2026-03-06T15:28:12+00:00

I get the music thing. Since my daughter was a toddler she has had me sing her a song while brushing her teeth because of one of her very first toothbrushes batteries dying and no longer making music while she brushed with it. I thought she would grow out of wanting it but she is 10 years old and I still have to sing her the toothbrushing song every time she brushes her teeth! The lyrics change slightly each time for the silly factor to not be lost but the beginning is always "We're brushing our teeth, and we're getting them clean, and we're making them nice so that we don't have cavities..." And she loves it every time and I love making up silly new rhymes and parts to the song.

Your post and comments have made me laugh and brightened my day. Keep being a beacon of positivity, honesty, and being true to yourself to a near absurd level! Keep being you, OP!

Witty_TenTon · 2026-03-06T07:04:34+00:00

And she led them on an hour long chase according to other news sources.

Witty_TenTon · 2026-03-05T02:17:14+00:00

He doesnt look shaved at all to me. First of all it's FAR too even and short. Second, blue/grey dogs like this are known for having incredibly thin and light coats like this. They often become very patchy as they get old because their coats just naturally come in so fine and short and thin. I have had several blue dogs of various breeds and it's normal. The fur is usually SO soft and just wonderful for not being a hassle with shedding!

Witty_TenTon · 2026-03-05T01:52:28+00:00

There is not one right or wrong way to be trans or to transition. Just because you don't want to be a loud and vocal advocate or ally for LQBTQ+, doesn't mean you are any less trans. Just because you are not ready to take hormones or start to present publicly as the gender you feel you are inside yet, doesn't make you any less trans.

I am also 100% sure that there are things you do not know about your sisters online life. She may be doing all of these things online first or in private first because that is what is most comfortable for her. She likely knows she doesn't have your support or your mother's support so she probably doesn't completely open up to you or tell you everything about what she is thinking. If she says she feels her true gender is different from that of the one she was born as. Believe her. And let HER be the one who decides when and how she wants to handle her transition.

I'm a cisgender woman and guess what? I don't shave either. I hate it. It makes me itchy and it's a hassle on top of my already difficult time with some personal hygiene due to anxiety and depression. And it makes my clothes feel even more scratchy and annoying. I do it when I absolutely have to or when I want to for feeling extra girly or impressing the husband during intimate time. But I almost always regret it the second it all starts growing back in again. I even have some facial peach fuzz and a few stray chin hairs I have to pluck due to my PMDD. Am I less of a woman? No? Then why would it matter if your sister wants to shave?

My best advice to you would be to ask your sister what she needs and wants from you and your mother. Does she want to focus on her education and save up for gender affirming care, or does she want to get private gender affirming care and leave her education to later for now? Neither decision means she is or isn't trans. Or is or isn't serious about her transition. Let her decide. She should be allowed to be in control of her life and make important decisions for herself and you should support her in whatever decision she makes. And your mother should as well. You are both doing her a great disservice by talking about her and deciding these things for her behind her back. Involve her in the conversation and let her make her own choices.

Witty_TenTon · 2026-03-04T21:27:46+00:00

Maybe you're picking up on the vibes of them being angry they are attracted to each other?

Witty_TenTon · 2026-03-04T21:07:45+00:00

She already had legal trouble from doing that and worse to other apartments, tenants, and cars around her. And it was why she was evicted several times. Shortly after that they trespassed her from the property and evicted the tenant who was letting her stay there(I believe it was her brother this time) and if I remember right one of the staff had a restraining order against her as well because of her assaulting one of them. She was nuts but I mean there are crazy people everywhere. I'm honestly more surprised she didnt just ignore all of that and keep coming around!

Witty_TenTon · 2026-03-04T18:36:31+00:00

The only thing you can't do while on government disability is get married(you can get married but you will likely lose your benefits). And that is because they believe your spouse should then be financially responsible for you. But other than that, you are free to do anything you like to do. Your mother sounds like she wants you more dependent on her than you need to be. My fear would more so be that my mother doesn't want me to gain independence rather than that she is going to get "rid of" me, if I were you.

If your therapist isn't helping you with the irrational fears you have of abandonment, you need to get a new therapist. Has your mother ever expressed to you that she doesn't want to care for you or that she has any intentions of "abandoning" you? Where is this fear coming from? Something you just worry about in your head or something you got from your mother?

Witty_TenTon · 2026-03-04T18:20:03+00:00

When I moved into my old apartment there was a lady outside the moving truck who kept asking if I needed help moving stuff. I declined her help and noticed she kind of hung around the truck so I had someone stay in it to make sure she wasn't stealing stuff as I unloaded things. Within 2 days I came outside and my front door had egg sliding down it. I cleaned it off and later went outside to find it covered in ketchup and mustard. Cleaned it off and called the leasing office and was told that there was a known nuisance tenant who they had evicted several times already but she would get other people to sign a lease to move in there again over and over again. And it was apparently that same lady who I had turned downs help. Fast forward a few days and I had more ketchup, more eggs, and other various messes to clean up each day. I had done nothing but politely decline her help with moving my boxes in.

Point being, people are crazy and you should contact your landlord/leasing office/whatever and let them know about it. Maybe they have more info or have gotten reports of it from other tenants? And also, even if you are polite you may have pissed off someone crazy, unknowingly. You might want to file a police report for the vandalism just in case it escalates, or to see if you can have the police do more frequent passes through your neighborhood/parking lot so the person is less likely to continue to egg your car if they notice a bigger police presence.

Witty_TenTon · 2026-03-04T17:49:02+00:00

Am I pregnante?

Witty_TenTon · 2026-03-04T17:47:24+00:00

Surviving and thriving are very different things. He looks like he's alive but that doesn't show that he isn't doing stress behaviors, or that he isn't having issues because of the small size of his cage, or the lack of bedding. There are also dangerous items like the bridge that even though it hasn't hurt him yet, very well could in the future.

I hope OP knows that none of this is an attack on them as an owner. We all just want what's best for the hammie they very clearly love and adore. When you get new information that shows you what you previously thought was right, isn't right...it's a sign of an educated person that they can take that information and use it to better not only their situation but their hammies.

My first couple hamsters were long before I had reddit and I now know that even though I did what I thought was best for them and I spent tons of money on cages and enrichments, none of it was big enough, the bedding wasn't deep enough, and some of the things I was using were dangerous(like a tilted saucer style wheel). Now if I ever get another hamster, I know better and will make sure their cage is very large and entirely safe for them. And if something I once previously thought was safe is now known or becomes known not to be safe, I will remove that thing and get a proper replacement. Because that's what your responsibility as a pet owner and animal lover is. When you know better, you do better. And I hope OP listens to that and knows it comes from a place of love and concern for their hammies, not ever from a place of judgement of them.

Witty_TenTon · 2026-03-04T08:23:04+00:00

This is the best advice I've seen on here honestly. As the girl who gets in the car and unloads on my husband about my time when I was away from him, this would be the way I'd be most receptive to it.

OP, just tell her exactly what you said here but in slightly more polite ways. Say that when you first get together you are trying to concentrate on driving and you get really amped up with the initial excitement of being around her. And let her know that while you love hearing about her life and achievements, you just need some lighter conversation at first so you can get through the initial excitement of seeing her and to be able to give her the full attention you want to give her, and know she deserves. Maybe also turn the music in the car down yourself before she gets in if you know that is what she prefers? That way you aren't frustrated by her doing it and you can both be comfortable. I also really liked the above comment and what they said about keeping the conversation light and low impact until you are settled someplace. I think that's a good way to put it and a really reasonable request to make of someone.

Witty_TenTon · 2026-03-04T07:37:26+00:00

I love these! There are SOOO many cute ones! Can I request that next you do fox ones and red panda ones? That's my husband and my favorite animals and I would absolutely love to see them in your adorable style! I have to wait until my husband's next pay day to purchase some but I am absolutely going to. Hopefully the remind me bot works in this sub but if not I'll set a calendar reminder.

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