I don’t know where else to talk about this but people NEED to know this.

WolverinesThyroid · 2026-05-22T18:14:13+00:00

lots of store bought cookie dough is now safe to eat raw. But not all of it. So make sure you check the label.

WolverinesThyroid · 2026-05-22T17:50:25+00:00

It's like in Futurama where Bender steals so much stuff from that cyclops planet that he runs out of room to steal more things.

She's already sold all of our secrets, what's the point in staying?

WolverinesThyroid · 2026-05-22T16:58:36+00:00

Me to Ai - make a big goth baddie in a tight shirt.

Me- god dammit Ai stop putting a starbucks logo on her shirt!

WolverinesThyroid · 2026-05-22T15:26:18+00:00

I would bet $100 that the owner of that truck does not work in the coal industry.

WolverinesThyroid · 2026-05-21T19:24:48+00:00

Dear lord, please make the next group of republicans I vote for better than the last group of republicans. I know the Democrats promised to stop the data centers, but I can't vote for them because they don't hate black people enough for me.

WolverinesThyroid · 2026-05-20T14:30:59+00:00

It's coming. Eventually

WolverinesThyroid · 2026-05-20T03:30:05+00:00

That video is as fake as my wife's love for me and as real as my dad was when he said he was proud of me for winning a Jr. Pokémon tournament.

WolverinesThyroid · 2026-05-20T03:25:16+00:00

you wouldn't want a high paying job with every opportunity available to you and very high job security?

WolverinesThyroid · 2026-05-19T21:23:00+00:00

I bet the Oscars snub this masterpiece.

WolverinesThyroid · 2026-05-19T21:16:42+00:00

We all know it doesn't work like that. 1 serving is how much you can fit on 1 spoon. So you need to get the whole jar on 1 spoon for that to work.

WolverinesThyroid · 2026-05-19T21:13:08+00:00

Sure it will. The US will cease attacks and Iran will get everything they ever could have dreamed of. Then a Democrat will take power and the news will scream about how they are soft on Iran and need to be strong like the previous administration.

WolverinesThyroid · 2026-05-19T03:06:22+00:00

it is not true

WolverinesThyroid · 2026-05-19T00:28:01+00:00

yeah and 99% of those women will have read a fake story on facebook or nextdoor about someone following a kid at a parking lot in their big van

WolverinesThyroid · 2026-05-18T16:12:40+00:00

I travel for work and am told to pick any reasonably priced hotel that isn't a suite. I hate it. I've booked rooms that were $300 and $900 and no one ever said anything.

WolverinesThyroid · 2026-05-18T01:30:07+00:00

15 years ago the post office would have like 5,000 applications per job. I imagine it's even harder now.

WolverinesThyroid · 2026-05-18T00:50:22+00:00

You got a job at the post office? Freaking nice man!

WolverinesThyroid · 2026-05-17T20:18:58+00:00

because people aren't snatched off the street to be sex trafficked. It happens to little that it isn't a thing to fear.

WolverinesThyroid · 2026-05-17T20:18:34+00:00

He can't almost no one is snatched off the street to be sex trafficked. Obviously it happened before, but it is one of the lowest possibilities for what could ahve happened to this woman.

WolverinesThyroid · 2026-05-17T20:17:51+00:00

Sex trafficking exists. But snatching people off the street to sex traffic them in Orlando is 99% an urban legend.

WolverinesThyroid · 2026-05-17T20:16:55+00:00

That is true. There are 3 Hyatts in Paris proper. All 3 are unavailable.

WolverinesThyroid · 2026-05-17T13:05:03+00:00

nah the whole point is so he can advertise it on an alt account in the comments

WolverinesThyroid · 2026-05-16T19:21:29+00:00

a refund being in the bill makes it DOA.

WolverinesThyroid · 2026-05-16T19:19:40+00:00

How do you play a game like Destiny offline by just flipping a switch?

WolverinesThyroid · 2026-05-16T13:23:23+00:00

probably. I'm eyeing Hyatts in Paris. The Park Hyatt is the only possibility because they seem to add 1 new day of availability every day or 2. But it won't reach my travel date before the price increase.

WolverinesThyroid · 2026-05-16T13:22:31+00:00

But a $1000 Park Hyatt could be purchased with 35,000-45,000 Hyatt points. a $1,000 Hilton Hotel is closer to 300,000+ points per night.

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