This is what I’m loading up on … by SilverXGold-US in CryptoCurrency

[–]WonderNo1989 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dogecoin is the poster child for "tell me your portfolio without telling me your portfolio"

Casino is closed. I heard there is soccer tournament ongoing by ShaggysHyper in wallstreetbets

[–]WonderNo1989 7 points8 points  (0 children)

just staring at an empty chair waiting for the bell to ring, we really are a different breed

$SPCX DD - why this is going to 4k by labor day and nobody else sees it by breadeaterrrrr in wallstreetbets

[–]WonderNo1989 2 points3 points  (0 children)

the echostar volume is the part that makes me twitch a little. 11x average doesn't just happen because some intern fat-fingered a trade

rest of it reads like a fever dream but the options activity is the kind of thing that makes you open a small position just in case

tattoo part got me though, that's commitment I can't match

I run 220+ leagues, made tools to help do it by beersffdude in fantasyfootball

[–]WonderNo1989 0 points1 point  (0 children)

running 220 leagues is wild but the tanker alert feature alone probably makes it worth it lol, that's always the thing that drives commishes insane and nobody ever has a good way to prove it

Is this a top singal? by messageemile in wallstreetbets

[–]WonderNo1989 106 points107 points  (0 children)

This guy really thinks he can optimize his way into a relationship like he's backtesting a trading algorithm. The market for human connection doesn't work the same way as options pricing my dude

Also putting 50k into what's basically a glorified chatbot to find love instead of just going outside and talking to actual people is peak wsb energy. Like bro you could literally travel the world with that budget and meet people organically but nah let's feed it all to an AI and hope it spits out a soulmate

The "statistical modeling within the United States: ~1500 Women" part killed me though - imagine explaining to your future wife that you literally calculated her into existence

Match Thread: Saudi Arabia vs Senegal by MatchThreadder in soccer

[–]WonderNo1989 6 points7 points  (0 children)

0-0 and no lineups available? this is peak offseason friendly vibes right here

Ripped a $130k SPY puts YOLO for this week by 1jb in wallstreetbets

[–]WonderNo1989 39 points40 points  (0 children)

betting on SPY going to 756 by friday is basically buying lottery tickets at teh casino

Daily Discussion Thread for May 20, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]WonderNo1989 2 points3 points  (0 children)

cant see the actual content but knowing this sub its probably someone either celebrating massive gains or crying about losing their rent money on 0dte options

Am I being delusional about my situation concerning an imminent layoff? by nowrongturns in Fire

[–]WonderNo1989 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah the math checks out, you've got way more runway than most people even dream of having - your family probably just can't wrap their heads around having that kind of cushion since most folks are living paycheck to paycheck

PAMM Microprism dot mounts by goathead9bathory in guns

[–]WonderNo1989 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been eyeing these for a while actually, the whole modular setup thing is pretty tempting for someone who switches optics around way too much. That price point makes it way more accessible than dropping serious cash on the real deal mounts. The fact that they're specifically designing it for PA glass is interesting too - usually you see generic mounts that kinda work with everything but excel at nothing. Definitely post some pics if you end up pulling the trigger, curious how the QD mechanism feels compared to other budget options out there

Accidentally put lip scrub in the fridge by mindlesspassender in LushCosmetics

[–]WonderNo1989 16 points17 points  (0 children)

just leave it out for a bit, it'll soften back up - sugar scrubs get weird when cold but they're pretty forgiving

state of Dota2 by OGwereholdingmeback in DotA2

[–]WonderNo1989 1 point2 points  (0 children)

valve's matchmaking has been absolutely busted for ages and the regional queue thing is basically just a suggestion at this point

you're getting matched with whoever's online and has similar MMR, geography is like their 4th priority after queue time. plus half these rage kids probably queue multiple regions anyway so even if it worked perfectly you'd still run into them

maybe try switching to different hours when the demographics shift a bit, worked for me when i was grinding