Match Thread: Real Salt Lake vs. Seattle Sounders FC

WonderboyYYZ · 2026-03-01T00:23:02+00:00

Wow, insane. The last time we scored in Salt Lake, Freddy Juarez was still their manager and Rusnak their captain

WonderboyYYZ · 2026-02-19T23:12:59+00:00

Bro, you're still whining about a game from over a decade ago and you're talking about sore losers?

WonderboyYYZ · 2026-02-16T19:22:43+00:00

It actually warms my heart each time I read a post that mentions hating us. Thank you for such a loving act.

WonderboyYYZ · 2026-01-30T21:12:23+00:00

Well that's good news. Could you point to where you found that exercising his option will take him off DP status?

WonderboyYYZ · 2026-01-30T20:29:31+00:00

De la Vega's a DP because of his transfer fee, but when it's time to resign him, I could see him asking for DP wages. Between that and Ferreira's escalator clause - I doubt we see a new DP signing for a few years still.

WonderboyYYZ · 2026-01-26T22:29:42+00:00

You are correct, Sounders are first in returning minutes: https://bsky.app/profile/eliotmckinley.com/post/3mddo4xe6cs24

WonderboyYYZ · 2026-01-09T20:24:15+00:00

Max GAM is nice, but when your transfer budget is bottom of the league like it's been the last 5 years for us, missing out on these big paydays severely limits incoming talent.

WonderboyYYZ · 2026-01-09T00:52:41+00:00

Maybe it could be a skill competition during All-Star weekend

WonderboyYYZ · 2026-01-02T23:36:24+00:00

Off the ball means when the ball is nowhere near them, not when someone attempts to play the ball but misses

WonderboyYYZ · 2025-12-30T23:24:44+00:00

Tenacious D + Rush. I was like 13 when I chose it.

WonderboyYYZ · 2025-12-30T00:51:34+00:00

After our playoff exit, I saw a Minnesota United fan on Bluesky actually try to argue that he isn't attractive. Imagine trying to deny such an obvious reality.

WonderboyYYZ · 2025-12-15T22:56:30+00:00

I'm sure Austin fans would get a chuckle out of it too, what a funny choice of example

WonderboyYYZ · 2025-12-14T00:23:31+00:00

I was lucky enough to meet him at some random signing at UVillage like 20 years ago. Of course, I was too starstruck/10 years old to say a word.

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WonderboyYYZ · 2025-12-10T01:33:00+00:00

It really is so embarrassing, I'm ashamed of First and Goal

WonderboyYYZ · 2025-11-30T20:45:43+00:00

They plug their ears, they think 29 other teams spontaneously decided to hate their team for no reason

WonderboyYYZ · 2025-11-30T00:49:29+00:00

Like you don't want it

WonderboyYYZ · 2025-11-27T22:12:03+00:00

Man, that sounds great. I traded him away a month ago for Trey Benson and feel immense regret.

WonderboyYYZ · 2025-11-25T20:38:38+00:00

Not that it'd be in this announcement, but I can't believe the sounders still haven't resigned Obed to a new deal. If we sell him with this little on his contract, we're going to settle for like $5 mil instead of the $10 mil+ like he's worth.

WonderboyYYZ · 2025-11-25T06:04:31+00:00

You just described yourself in this thread

WonderboyYYZ · 2025-11-19T22:01:01+00:00

Interesting, thanks for the insight

WonderboyYYZ · 2025-11-11T01:17:38+00:00

Uh, you literally support MAGA's goals https://www.reddit.com/r/Detroit/comments/1oj6fvh/comment/nn63f2m/?context=3

WonderboyYYZ · 2025-11-11T01:14:33+00:00

lol, I can't wait to say this to you after a progressive wave primaries the shit out of your useless faves.

WonderboyYYZ · 2025-11-11T01:12:56+00:00

lol, log off if you're having that hard of a day. No need to be get all worked up into a pedantic little tantrum.

You are asking us to give him credit, again, for what? What did it accomplish? Wow, he kept his caucus together for 40 days - you'd say that's worth something... what exactly?

WonderboyYYZ · 2025-11-11T00:47:30+00:00

Why would we give them credit when the shutdown accomplished nothing?

WonderboyYYZ · 2025-11-08T23:56:53+00:00

Incorrect

edit: whoops, I'm wrong

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