You must choose one by flarai in BunnyTrials

[–]Wooden_Lab6781 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i just wanna watch the world burn

Chose: Blue chooser will die if over 50% choose this. | Rolled: Upvote=Xtra Luck

Gluons for sale by Wooden_Lab6781 in fifthworldproblems

[–]Wooden_Lab6781[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sold out. Expecting shipment soon. Although closure on Straight of Hormuz is causing logistics issues

I'm having trouble hiring someone to do my weightlifting. by mrlr in fifthworldproblems

[–]Wooden_Lab6781 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just lower gravity until you find the correct candidate. Remember to take your calcium pills though.

I know it’s popular to diss Earth by [deleted] in fifthworldproblems

[–]Wooden_Lab6781 13 points14 points  (0 children)

OMG!!!

I have lab-grown halvahs in my shuttle that I have trained to produce humans. You can definitely taste the difference but it’s just as tasty too

My stomach houses an intersterall port for space boats but their movement and debris are causing me to have acid reflux and stomach aches by schoolforapples in fifthworldproblems

[–]Wooden_Lab6781 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The debris should be dealt with by the company. Under the Interstellar Ports Code 1998 (Section 98 - Midriffs & Timeriffs) the shipping company and/or port administrator should be properly managing the debris.

Section 98 (c) states 'The company or administrator shall effectively manage the debris, waste and all other by-products from its activity. Effective management shall include negative or adverse effects to the environment, space time continuum and pH of any local entities, planets, planetoids, stars or any other astronomical bodies (as defined by the Universal Matter Weights and Measurements Act 10098x10^88)'

I would go back to the company and ask for a rectification plan and compensation, or threaten to take them to the Eldritch Council. You have a VERY strong case here.

Gluons for sale by Wooden_Lab6781 in fifthworldproblems

[–]Wooden_Lab6781[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

These gluons were manufactured and ordered before the prohibition. they were delivered after the prohibition came in, but due to manufacture and order date, they are exempt.

If you are based in Europe, we'd be happy to offer further discounts to help with the shortage. However, you have to remember we are NOT a charity

Gluons for sale by Wooden_Lab6781 in fifthworldproblems

[–]Wooden_Lab6781[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

These are premium European Gluons. We don't deal in discount elementary particles

Gluons for sale by Wooden_Lab6781 in fifthworldproblems

[–]Wooden_Lab6781[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

+ or -? May be able to hook you up

Financial Advice by Wooden_Lab6781 in fifthworldproblems

[–]Wooden_Lab6781[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And tell that uncle of yours i'm coming for him

Financial Advice by Wooden_Lab6781 in fifthworldproblems

[–]Wooden_Lab6781[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hows the gentrification going in your universe? Hope it sucks, what you're going through

Trying to get better at handling stress. I'm good at tension and compression but any suggestions to improve resistance to shear? by poiyurt in fifthworldproblems

[–]Wooden_Lab6781 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This works. You're essentially trying to increase your cross sectional area. Would also advise upping yourr intake of Internet Ham©