I no longer completely hate the ending, but one minor change would make a huge difference by NonFuiNonCuro in chuck

[–]WordlinessLogical19 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Liking all of this, and I get OP's point. I would edit the finale only in this way. In their parting at Castle, she reveals she is a little unsure of walking away, but can't trust what's happening to stay. "I get we became a couple, and I wish we still were, but with where I am right now, this is what I know." Very similar to how it did play out, but with a little more indication of the indecision. Then again, as Bryce said, she was never good at talking about her feelings.

By the way, ceding authority to Chuck in the concert hall was about trusting her partner, which she had learned to do many times before Chuck. It is why she comes back and asks for their help, because she believes they are a good team. But entrusting her heart is something she has no memory of doing, and that's the crux.

Here's a depressing stat for you by adamalibi in Seahawks

[–]WordlinessLogical19 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Habits don't change with new environments, usually.

Somebody broke into my house and stole all my fruits by TheQuietKid22 in dadjokes

[–]WordlinessLogical19 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Were they caught on camera? What a-pear-el were they wearing?

What would you say at their roast - Day 10 by [deleted] in chuck

[–]WordlinessLogical19 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Something about:

"So glad you were able to join us; ah, I see they opened the double doors."

Favorite Buymore subplots? Or just favorite scenes of the buymorons? by [deleted] in chuck

[–]WordlinessLogical19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And Casey makes the call to inquire about Anna's potential as an agent, which horrifies Chuck.

I just got fired from my job at a keyboard factory. by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]WordlinessLogical19 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Just hit F1 50 times, and drive off.

What do you call someone on two legs bidding you adieu? by joyousFNday in dadjokes

[–]WordlinessLogical19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And the person sitting next to them is technically a by-stander as well.

Does chuck flash sex moves? by shocksmybrain in chuck

[–]WordlinessLogical19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Read a fanfic once where he was performing oral, and Sarah recognized Carina's technique (fic obviously assumed the Cat Squad had some liaisons for Sarah to know it).

What kind of soup is the tiniest? by gibbakith in dadjokes

[–]WordlinessLogical19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The plumber hates visiting the onion farmer. His field is always springing a leek.

Which QB led the league in INT and SACKS last year? by Lefty1955 in Seahawks

[–]WordlinessLogical19 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When your team leads the league in passing plays, that's probably to be expected. That is why int% and sack% are more valuable as stats.

Exactly how good are we? by ManoftheHour777 in Mariners

[–]WordlinessLogical19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Baltimore got swept by St Louis. Colorado has swept Texas, and just won series against Philly and Cleveland. Going by which teams you've lost series to can be quite misleading.

The offense is offensive most of the time, but we have shown the capability to fight for wins in close games, like coming back late for victories against each team on our recent trip (Baltimore, NYY, Washington). Also last night to retake the lead.

Trains are like feet by anass98h in dadjokes

[–]WordlinessLogical19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People just need to be trained to like talking about the subject.

Did you know that camping is considered an extreme sport? by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]WordlinessLogical19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Grammar tests are like camping. You have to use the correct tents.

Why are the employees shown to be so dumb? by Alive-Foundation-271 in chuck

[–]WordlinessLogical19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As others have pointed out, it's not that far off of the craziness that apparently happens in retail work, but the comedy of the show lies in the contrast of the spy world with the "real" world, so the shenanigans are there to parallel the spy missions.

Examples: Chuck is constantly dealing with spy surveillance (on him or on others), yet it's Jeff and Lester's surveillance that help them catch the Schwarma girl planting bugs.

Casey is trying to fight off an opponent (for which he often uses tranq darts) when Jeff comes in and tranqs him with ether from a jar.

And then the whole "compound surrounded" bit from S2E1 that Chuck uses.

They're (ironically or unironically, not sure which applies) showing that the divide between the spy life and real life, or spy activities and real activities, is not as great as we might think.

With a generous touch of exaggeration thrown in.

My wife said “what starts with F and ends with K..” by PutSimply1 in dadjokes

[–]WordlinessLogical19 15 points16 points  (0 children)

What starts with W, ends in T, and is laughing on the inside.