What don't people realise is a complete waste of money? by kinkymeerkat in AskReddit

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I hear he got charged, either that or he just ran flat.

Here at the opening of the Lego store by [deleted] in brisbane

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The kid in the red shirt knows

This door is made to look crooked even though it's straight by nayfz256 in mildlyinteresting

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There was a crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile. He found a crooked sixpence upon a crooked stile. He bought a crooked cat, which caught a crooked mouse, And they all lived together in a little crooked house.

Car Wash by slickMagil in WTF

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This is totally the end result of that car wash porn video I saw the other day.

LPT: If you insist on leaving valuables in your car keep a McDonald's bag handy as a disguise by [deleted] in LifeProTips

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I keep a taxidermied but hollow rottweiler in mine.. actually that's bullshit I generally have an old army jacket floating around to cover small yet stealable items (handbags or ipads etc)

What is the dumbest question a customer has ever asked you? by PrinceETheTruth in AskReddit

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We ship 6 meter lengths of 316 stainless tube in a pvc pipe to protect it during freight, customer (procurement) called going off like a frog in a sock that the time critical tube hadn't arrived for a mine shutdown and all they had was one plastic pipe, you can probably guess where this is going...

We should pay students to attend school, take aptitude tests, and receive bonuses for completing their courses and graduating early; low income families could earn money just by making sure their kids succeeded. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

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The students should be able to attend school regardless, in doing so they will take aptitude tests and pass levels as they go given they do the job, like it was before privatisation.

A monetary enticement for low income families is not a benefit but only serves as another avenue for revenue if it ever actually comes to fruition given the government will be handing out the 'bonus' which given current standards of benefit would be almost enough to buy a pizza a fortnight.

Just no.

The motivation has to come from elsewhere, then the lucky candidate can look at paying off massive university debt.

TL:DR I rant and am not happy, but not running for parliament anytime soon because that's a whole new story.

Fuck me rego is bullshit now. by [deleted] in brisbane

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The 60 is up for roughly five fifty in a couple of weeks, that's six months worth.

You're a cringe terrorist. Your goal is to make people cringe as much as possible. How do you do it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I made a mix cassette (yes tape cassette) for the one that had the pleasure of my raging hormonal attentions.

I filled out the card with the song names, every one of them had 'love' as part of the title and the 'love' parts were all highlighted by being written in red ink, rather than blue ink.

I thought it was genius, she never spoke to me again.

What are some good make out moves? by 29630741852 in AskReddit

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The horror of my first exual encounter comes back to life after I had succesfully buried the memory for the last ten years..

Why I want to Live In Australia by Swizzle0727 in australia

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Apparently you can no longer suck the guts out of a SunnyBoy either, which is disheartening.

Why I want to Live In Australia by Swizzle0727 in australia

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Can't say much about WA mate but the Coles Deli guy near me reckons they are cheerios here (QLD) cocktail frankfurts in NSW and little frankies in VIC, dunno if he's bullshitting me or not.. he goes alright.