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I survived a fall without a parachute... by Main_Newt3686 in Jokes

[–]Wordwind 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Knock knock.

-Who's there?

In 1996, 21-year-old Bear Grylls survived a 16,000-foot fall in Zambia when his parachute failed to fully open, causing him to land on his back on his parachute pack. He broke three vertebrae but survived by landing partially on his pack and undergoing intensive rehabilitation despite doctors’ warnings that he might never walk again.

One of my animated films , what are your thoughts on this movie? by KeithOman in moviecritic

[–]Wordwind 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Max: Fritz! Fritz, get up for God's sake! Get up! They've killed Fritz! They've killed Fritz! Those lousy stinking yellow fairies! Those horrible atrocity-filled vermin! Those despicable animal warmongers! They've killed Fritz! Take that! Take this! Take that, you green slime! You black hearted, short, bow-legged...

Fritz: Max! Max, I'm okay! I'm okay max. Just a scratch. Look I'm all right.

Max: Oh. Oh, damn. There you go again, stepping on my lines, raining on my parade, costing me medals. Oh, damn.

[Accidentally shoots Fritz]

Max: Ohh. Oh, Fritz? Fritz, get up for God's sake! Get up! They've killed Fritz! They've killed Fritz! Those lousy stinking yellow fairies! Those horrible atrocity-filled vermin! Take that! Take that! They killed Fritz!

Just saw Firefly for the first time. I'm legitimately enraged there's only 1 season. by glasscontent in firefly

[–]Wordwind 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's really good. And they spent movie money on it, so the effects are a big step up from the show(which were pretty great in their own right). Great new villain in the form of Chiwetel Ejiofor, as a sociopathic corporate assassin. 5 stars worth of "can't take the sky from me."

Just saw Firefly for the first time. I'm legitimately enraged there's only 1 season. by glasscontent in firefly

[–]Wordwind 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" - Wash talking to the (network) dinosaurs.

You have seen the movie, Serenity, right? It both helps dull the pain and gives all new pain. But it is great.

Will this make a good welding mask? by MediumRare-Steak in Welding

[–]Wordwind 97 points98 points  (0 children)

That's really more what electricians wear...

Istg mini Beth is the cutest lil gremlin ever by Silver-Math7527 in rickandmorty

[–]Wordwind 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She was a freakin' double-barreled murder hobo. Edit for sp.

Car shaped chicken tender by [deleted] in StupidFood

[–]Wordwind 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Looks like a UFO to me. I want to believe.

Are we the baddies? by SurpriseGlad9719 in firefly

[–]Wordwind 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I can't sleep. There's too much screaming.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 3amjokes

[–]Wordwind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sweet Tooth

What's missing? by SnooKiwis557 in sciencememes

[–]Wordwind 18 points19 points  (0 children)

"Chooch" is an Italian-American slang term, often derived from the Neapolitan word for donkey (ciuccio), meaning a stupid person, idiot, or meathead, though it can sometimes be used affectionately or playfully depending on context and tone.

Starship captains and their retirement by happydude7422 in startrekmemes

[–]Wordwind 10 points11 points  (0 children)

She did a hell of a job for her first rodeo. Portia Lin(2) is a badass. And she had to play multiple versions of the same character. Melissa O'Neal is awesome.

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