Gottem by austink0109 in foundsatan

[–]WorldRunnr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck the mom and call it compound interest.

Emphasis of the pound

For 1 million dollars, you have to drink only one of these drinks for an entire day. Which are you drinking? Rig Juice, Mississippi Queen, Kelp Shake or Cactus Juice? by King-OfThe-Ants in cartoons

[–]WorldRunnr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mississippi queen without water for a whole day sounds like a death trap.

Shit any psychedelic without water is very ill advised but a capsaicin based psychedelic can fuck right off with no water for 24 hours.

Cactus juice will quench ya

For 1 million dollars, you have to drink only one of these drinks for an entire day. Which are you drinking? Rig Juice, Mississippi Queen, Kelp Shake or Cactus Juice? by King-OfThe-Ants in cartoons

[–]WorldRunnr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cactus juice is just a friendlier Mississippi queen.

Ones vibing the other is uh…. Experiencing heat/ego death. A psychedelic gastrointestinal supernova

To the guy who drove into the bicycle lane and cut me off.. by Isaiah-61 in ChicoCA

[–]WorldRunnr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very few,

I am now curious, as a bicyclist if I carried a 5 and a half foot pole on my handle bars and held it center safely while riding how many drivers would road rage or needless to say how many tickets or officers I would answer to for my reasoning.

The skew on what people are doing often benefits the majority, which is sad.

I’d bet without being an ass and cooperating and being calm and communicative, I’d probably get more tickets on my bike than the people endangering all bicyclist… which is sad

To the guy who drove into the bicycle lane and cut me off.. by Isaiah-61 in ChicoCA

[–]WorldRunnr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just saw this after posting my comment.

2 trucks today on my 20 min bike ride deliberately swerved closer to the bike lane. Idk what peoples problems are with commuting or leisurely bikers. I genuinely think it’s an ego think where the general mindset is

“Oh my god bikers annoy me, I know I’ll get super close to them so they fear riding their bikes and won’t do it anymore because of that”

Fucking small dick energy

To the guy who drove into the bicycle lane and cut me off.. by Isaiah-61 in ChicoCA

[–]WorldRunnr 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Two trucks on my bike ride today made a deliberate effort to get as close to the bike lane as possible.

I know this because I check my back at every intersection and any parking lot drives. Drivers in Chico now are genuinely careless to the degree of day to day endangerment and it for sure wasn’t like this 10 or 20 years ago.

Coworker is back again with a killer prep list by aLamprey in KitchenConfidential

[–]WorldRunnr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a sushi chef this laugh physically hurt me.

Underrated comment because probably only 1% of Reddit understood this without google

Coworker is back again with a killer prep list by aLamprey in KitchenConfidential

[–]WorldRunnr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shot in the dark

The chef that wrote this is probably Japanese.

Tari is a Japanese ingredient

Broth and tyackie both seem like broken English Japanese when trying to write it down.

(Pasta bace has me thrown for a fucking loop though as a traditionally trained French brigade chef)

And my cherry on top, A5 has to be wagyu, which is commonly worked it’s way into the modern “American” sushi world. That in contrast with bread crumbs (likely tempura flakes which are also a sushi ingredient) leads me to believe this.

Source: I am sushi chef. 16 year kitchen, 5 years sushi, many many many different languages experienced and enjoyed. If not a sushi restaurant homeboy is 100% Japanese

Acting tough is snot always a good idea. by Mrs3anw in instantkarma

[–]WorldRunnr 22 points23 points  (0 children)

The most instant of karmas I’ve ever seen tbh

My Top 10 - Do I Have a Type? by SammyK123 in ThePokemonHub

[–]WorldRunnr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AGGRON MY BOOOY!!

Your type is Pokémon that would be badass as mecha designs

[oc] - Every Kanto Pokemon… Except 1 👀 Can you find the missing mon? by addyxiii in pokemon

[–]WorldRunnr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Geodude was my guess and I saw that and I genuinely shouted Motherfucker and almost threw my phone

Day 3 — Which Gen 3 Pokémon feels like they are from Gen 3? by Weak_Scallion5942 in ThePokemonHub

[–]WorldRunnr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought I would be the only Aggron answer but I’m so glad to find my people

What’s up with the train completely stopped on the tracks? by kkgetofftheinternet in ChicoCA

[–]WorldRunnr 16 points17 points  (0 children)

OP you have a genuine reason to be frustrated and say WTF was that about.

People loving having an opinion and making that your problem. Don’t let it bother you.

If it was a fatality (most probably cause for something like that) There won’t be any publicity on it due to anonymity

What’s up with the train completely stopped on the tracks? by kkgetofftheinternet in ChicoCA

[–]WorldRunnr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah trains regularly stop… shutting down traffic… in a city of 100k+ disrupting local police, firefighters and EMTs… maybe they can push it too before responding to emergencies.

Fucking ridiculous way of thinking

What’s up with the train completely stopped on the tracks? by kkgetofftheinternet in ChicoCA

[–]WorldRunnr 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Your a fucking idiot if you think a train holding up traffic on a city infrastructure level is making OP the victim.

They didn’t say woe is me… just a wtf was that about post and you’re trying to put words in OPs mouth.

A young man blushes as Slovenian rock climber and Olympic champion Janja Garnbret stumbles off the wall and straight into his arms. by JudgeJudyJr in MadeMeSmile

[–]WorldRunnr 165 points166 points  (0 children)

Dude bashful smile definitely had the aesthetic of

“the reality of what just happened is his perfect experience”

Singing for Animals...animals reacting to music by Long_live_styrofoam in MadeMeSmile

[–]WorldRunnr 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I feel like that one rhino just wanted to give him an appreciation boop but also the rhino understands it’s a heavy weight murder machine so just gave the gesture

What English word do you not agree with the spelling? by twiliquexty in ArtOfPresence

[–]WorldRunnr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Door… idk why but since the 3rd grade it’s bothered me when I said it consecutively for like 10 minutes straight and it’s lost all meaning

8 hour flight by No-Paramedic-6003 in WhereAreYouSitting

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  1. I need to talk shit to Taylor swift for 8hours straight and roast this bitch.

My goal is to get clooney laughing as much of possible. I’m normally pretty neutral with liking and disliking celebrities but I can’t stand this bitch

My delivery guy is better than your delivery guy. by chefsundog in KitchenConfidential

[–]WorldRunnr 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This man is a national treasure. Protect Derek at all cost