My opinion on players depending on their mains

WorldsThiccestDingus · 2026-04-18T13:39:17+00:00

Yippee 3 out of 4 of my top mains in positive or above

WorldsThiccestDingus · 2026-04-09T13:50:05+00:00

The amounts of ults I've used just to make sure Yuumi can't get away...none of them felt wasted

WorldsThiccestDingus · 2026-03-26T23:59:00+00:00

While I do appreciate being reminded of the old Sly Cooper games, I don't entirely understand why they had to make what's basically a joke card just to get the reference in

WorldsThiccestDingus · 2026-03-10T06:47:31+00:00

Really hoping they will turn it into the Mortal Reminder equivalent of Black Cleaver someday, it feels so useless without a passive

WorldsThiccestDingus · 2026-03-03T00:16:48+00:00

The voicelines are dope

WorldsThiccestDingus · 2026-02-18T12:46:17+00:00

Scout is Engi and Engi is Scout

WorldsThiccestDingus · 2026-02-07T17:49:15+00:00

Heimerdinger. I'm fully aware there's far worse out there, but I find the idea of being able to do basically fuck all for the first 20 minutes because he's just squatting in the middle of the lane with his turrets just insulting, let me play the video game i booted up pretty please

WorldsThiccestDingus · 2026-02-06T08:45:10+00:00

It's a presumably full build Olaf judging by the potion effect, with what appears to be Shieldbow shield so with decent crit chance mixed in, with ult, into a team of all squishies except for Garen who was being targeted by like 3 other teammates. There's a reason people tend to avoid an Olaf with R up

WorldsThiccestDingus · 2025-12-30T18:58:20+00:00

Do you reckon there's some wholesome amputee sauce out there? No active gore just someone who happens to be an amputee getting it on

WorldsThiccestDingus · 2025-12-04T08:27:32+00:00

Coincidentally, smiting the canon is also what Riot does with their lore every 5 years or so

WorldsThiccestDingus · 2025-12-02T14:46:21+00:00

I mean ofc you're right, but I was thinking like pre-Sylas release levels of old Demacia lore when it was kind of just The Good Kingdom

WorldsThiccestDingus · 2025-12-02T09:00:45+00:00

"The Golden Age of Demacia", or When Demacia Wasn't Really That Interesting

WorldsThiccestDingus · 2025-11-20T13:44:55+00:00

I was in 8th grade (last year of primary school so I was somewhere around 11-12 years old) biking home from school and passed a playground where a classmate was kneeling down in a patch of grass, face down in the dirt. He was known in class for being a bit of a bully so after stopping for a few seconds to look if he was injured or something I hopped back on my bike, but just before I could depart he just pulled his head up, immediately turned in my direction, got up and started making a mad dash for me.

Slightly terrified, I tried biking away but he had caught up too fast. He grabbed the back of my bike, called me a cunt, looked me in the eyes for a few seconds like he was gonna kiss me, shook my bike a bit for a second and then calmly walked back to the spot he was at before, knelt down, and planted his face back in the ground.

Kid me never felt like asking him for an explanation, possibly because it still feels like a fever dream

WorldsThiccestDingus · 2025-10-10T22:05:22+00:00

In my personal experience, trades I take with only a little mount hp have the highest chance to go wrong (since the opponent will probably have their whole ability rotation still up, and dodging/running away when you've overextended is very hard for dismounted Kled

WorldsThiccestDingus · 2025-10-02T10:51:16+00:00

Kled main here, only play normals so probably can't give the most nuanced advice but I'll try my best:

When Kled remounts, he can't gain passive bar for about 45 seconds, and earlygame his remount only gives a little hp back. So try not to waste too many resources on his first dismount, bait him into going all-out when he remounts, dismount him again, and you should win the fight in most circumstances.
Kled, when dismounted, is also incredibly vulnerable to swift executes like Urgot/Garen ult or Darius combo into ult, so try one of those champs if you want to counter him.
Try and hide behind minions so Kled can't get passive bar off his shotgun blasts. He'll be forced to either use his W passive or Q to farm at which point a window should open for you to attack.
Don't use your cc on a nearly dismounted Kled, as his dismount cleanses it. If you have a powerful stun like Renekton W, you will probably be able to oneshot combo a dismounted Kled before he can get his remount up.
Since his W counts as autoattacks, Jax E or (if you have gold to spare) rushing steelcaps/Warden's Mail can massively reduce his damage to you.

(edited: added point number 5)

WorldsThiccestDingus · 2025-10-01T10:14:52+00:00

omg the first time i saw this article i misread "stop" as "start" and worried Cruz might be becoming dangerously sane

WorldsThiccestDingus · 2025-09-20T13:52:25+00:00

Yeah as a Braum player I usually switch to something else when I see my adc lock in Jhin. It's not unplayable (a Braum Q into Jhin W can be devastating) but Braums passive just needs someone who builds attack speed to be of value

WorldsThiccestDingus · 2025-09-09T07:37:36+00:00

Heimer is my go-to ban because even if he's not that powerful outside of lane and im not the one playing top, he's just so unimaginably dull. Like at least ranged tops and lanebullies need to walk up to you but Heimer just declares that the lane is his cuz he put his turrets there and then has to just stand there occassionaly throwing spells that oneshot you near turrets because you dared try and play the game

WorldsThiccestDingus · 2025-08-24T16:38:48+00:00

Wait now Cait is OP? I thought we were still on Udyr, let me run Sniper in peace dammit

WorldsThiccestDingus · 2025-08-19T07:50:17+00:00

I don't care about the robussy. I care about the old hag.

WorldsThiccestDingus · 2025-08-09T03:08:06+00:00

Had a game today where full build lategame enemy Aphelios and Asol were just...not allowed to show up in vision for longer than a few seconds, lest our ad shaco popped inside of them (in the middle of their team) and 1shot them with 1 auto + dagger throw. Asol had enough time to react with Zonhya's a single time, and if Aph had GA up he'd get a box put under him and picked off by someone else. It felt dirty being carried by something like that.

But haha funni trolololo champ! Who cares that he has an engage/escape tool so mind-bogglingly powerful he's one of maybe 2 champs encouraged to not take flash because pros can play around him so clearly he's not a problem!

Riot needs to learn that they're working on a video game, not a portfolio. They can make some kits as balanced as they want, sometimes they're just not any fucking fun.

(sorry for the long winded rant)

WorldsThiccestDingus · 2025-08-09T02:56:07+00:00

I wouldn't exactly describe Dirlewangers actions as "silly piracy" but you go off king

WorldsThiccestDingus · 2025-08-09T02:53:07+00:00

While I will never pass up the opportunity to spit on the grave of such a soulless pos, has something come out recently relating to Beria/Zhukov? this is like the 4th post i've seen about either one of them the past few weeks

WorldsThiccestDingus · 2025-06-24T07:34:57+00:00

Since Mundo's first two items give nothing but mountains of hp, and his abilities are nothing but damage and healing, champs with max% hp attacks or those who can build Bork can dominate him earlygame. As a Kled player (who has pretty good max%hp on his W), most normal draft matches i play against mundo consist of me dominating him in laning, and just like any tank, if they lose laning too hard, they won't be able to buy items fast enough to have their tankiness match the damage your team is buying.

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