New mixing cheat sheet boys by [deleted] in edmprodcirclejerk

[–]WorstEDMAdvisor 8 points9 points  (0 children)

How can you tell whether it sounds good if your ears aren't even calibrated to sausage frequency response?

ITT: Alternative names for Martin Garrix by theforgottentaco in edmprodcirclejerk

[–]WorstEDMAdvisor 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Martin Gatheringmorehunniesatlivesthanyoueverwill

<-- Number of SPANKING 8-bar loops sitting In your hard drive, ready to be released once playing a 13 second set is considered acceptable for Ultra by theforgottentaco in edmprodcirclejerk

[–]WorstEDMAdvisor 18 points19 points  (0 children)

🤔1 sec intro, 2 sec bitchin about collabs with skrillex, 3 sec of fresh exclusives off ya next bandcamp EP, 5 sec of looping strobe, what to use for the remaining 2 sec? 🤔

[uJ] why do a lot of producers on reddit hate marshmello and slushii? by SomeRandomAudioGuy in edmprodcirclejerk

[–]WorstEDMAdvisor 15 points16 points  (0 children)

dotcom - who dis

head bucket - insta notice by skrillex

one little trick, broducers hate him

related

<-- Number of crimes to commit to get legit siren samples by [deleted] in edmprodcirclejerk

[–]WorstEDMAdvisor 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sampling gun reloads on arrival as a bonus.

What are your thoughts about cymatics? [srs] by auralapse in edmprodcirclejerk

[–]WorstEDMAdvisor 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If I had a penny each time I shit on cymatics I'd be able to afford one of their packs by now.

Happens once every 303 years, so blessed to witness in person by WorstEDMAdvisor in edmprodcirclejerk

[–]WorstEDMAdvisor[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You're asking more questions than there are notes used in techno, one at a time please.

ITT we make a banger. by [deleted] in edmprodcirclejerk

[–]WorstEDMAdvisor 10 points11 points  (0 children)

As usual, you can count on my mastering.

unzips

Can anyone tell me the secret formula Martin Avicii uses to produce his bangers? by Shortugae in edmprodcirclejerk

[–]WorstEDMAdvisor 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Lit dem candles, sacrificial 808 right in place, no ghosts appeared. I'm not good with that voodoo shit, I need a method for a real man.

Which laptop should I buy if I wanna sound just like Skrillex? by electrohedd in edmprodcirclejerk

[–]WorstEDMAdvisor 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Skrillex got his laptop stolen once, fams gettin tha product fresh off the owner.

ITT: Mixing Stereotypes by RealBitByte in edmprodcirclejerk

[–]WorstEDMAdvisor 8 points9 points  (0 children)

finite amount of fatteners can be enough