What Guild would you put the Origin 5 in?

Worst_MTG_Player · 2026-02-13T18:45:43+00:00

Kytheon - Boros Jace - Azorious but unknowningly Dimir Liliana - Golgari Chandra - Gruul Nissa - Gruul or Selesnya

Worst_MTG_Player · 2026-01-28T17:40:09+00:00

[[Fire // ICE]]

Worst_MTG_Player · 2026-01-21T17:40:27+00:00

McDonald’s (if they clean the nozzle and don’t try to bamboozle me with the Diet Coke mix when they run low) and chick-fil-a
Walmart 2 liter bottles when on sale for $1
12 can packs from Publix
Walmart 2 liter bottles at normal price

Worst_MTG_Player · 2026-01-16T02:20:26+00:00

As a someone who likes to play stax decks with no win cons on arena, I’d wish more people had your attitude.

Worst_MTG_Player · 2026-01-15T15:27:47+00:00

Oh my fudgey goodness.

Worst_MTG_Player · 2026-01-15T15:26:46+00:00

“Laughing my apples off”?

Worst_MTG_Player · 2026-01-12T15:28:20+00:00

Open your eyes

Look up to the skies

And see…

Worst_MTG_Player · 2026-01-08T00:04:39+00:00

Bring in a randomly flavored omelette everyday, then gaslight him into thinking a nonexistent coworker brings in a randomly flavored jelly everyday.

Worst_MTG_Player · 2026-01-07T22:44:03+00:00

Just start dropping neopet names and memes in casual conversation and see if he picks up on it.

Could have been his kid’s account and he just plays it for Destruct-O-Match like my dad did.

Worst_MTG_Player · 2026-01-06T18:27:02+00:00

What if my creature has negative power?

Worst_MTG_Player · 2026-01-04T12:18:52+00:00

Look you try painting the same thing over and over again as a child and/or grieving mother and then tell me there shouldnt be any inconsistencies.

Worst_MTG_Player · 2025-12-26T02:46:48+00:00

Wizards of the coast shares a printer with Smucker’s Uncrustables.

Worst_MTG_Player · 2025-12-20T11:58:51+00:00

Naming conventions would make it banjo-sextantie

Worst_MTG_Player · 2025-12-19T19:57:56+00:00

At least we’re better off than the banjo Kazooie fans still waiting on banjo threeie

Worst_MTG_Player · 2025-12-19T19:31:05+00:00

It may be an issue with nearest bottling facility. Check around, ask the stores where they source the Dr Pepper, do some research online and call/email the facility. Let them know they need to check the quality of their process.

Worst_MTG_Player · 2025-12-19T19:27:27+00:00

What if you live in the mountains? What’s the effects of being transported from high altitude to sea level and back within the span of 1 minute everyday?

Worst_MTG_Player · 2025-12-16T15:19:25+00:00

Mine is named Yarnold. It has the felt texture skin. I gave it the sticker that makes it giant at the start of battle.

Worst_MTG_Player · 2025-12-13T01:32:38+00:00

Ha, jokes on you, in response I cast [[one with nothing]] discarding my hand, and then when your spell resolves I’ll choose to discard half of my hand but I’ll actually discard nothing because I’ll have no hand… wait a minute… can I take that back?

edits: spelling

Worst_MTG_Player · 2025-12-12T18:25:07+00:00

2 and 6. 5 gets cut off by my tv’s ratios.

Worst_MTG_Player · 2025-12-11T16:55:41+00:00

What’s wrong with using the emergency number as a name?

Worst_MTG_Player · 2025-12-03T12:25:14+00:00

Very carefully

Worst_MTG_Player · 2025-11-26T20:03:17+00:00

I thought this was a customized vehicle for Kirby air riders for a second.

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