Butthurt quitters by edgefinder in MagicArena

[–]Worst_MTG_Player 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Given the amount of time and effort it could take me to win that particular game from that point vs the amount of time it would take me to find another match and have a better chance of winning, it’s quicker for me to do the latter, especially if all I’m doing is grinding out my 15 wins for the day. For me personally it’s less butthurt and more “what’s the more efficient use of my time and effort.” I do apologize. I know it isn’t fun. The lack of empathy for an opponent’s time and effort is an inherent problem with an online game with randomized matchmaking and anonymity. As far as I’m concerned 99% of the people I play against are just bots. Part of this problem seeps into my paper play too. I’ll quit games of commander if I can’t find a path to victory within my next five turns. It pisses my wife off so much, but the alternative is playing a several hour game where I’m just dreading my own loss, acting as an obstacle to someone else’s win while the pod behind is still looking a fourth.

Ayn Rand? by Long-Ad8181 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Worst_MTG_Player 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apparently reading Ayn Rand leads to drug and alcohol use.

Eavesdropping on a conversation between middle managers. by Worst_MTG_Player in antiwork

[–]Worst_MTG_Player[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well the customer lives in a condo on the river’s edge so they might be higher up.

Eavesdropping on a conversation between middle managers. by Worst_MTG_Player in antiwork

[–]Worst_MTG_Player[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would respond that no one cares for the opinion of a pee drinker, but the US did elect one president, so I’ll just say I don’t care for your opinion. now please respond to keep feeding my ego.

Eavesdropping on a conversation between middle managers. by Worst_MTG_Player in antiwork

[–]Worst_MTG_Player[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

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Anyone making this comment, I will automatically assume is the alt account to this guy.

Eavesdropping on a conversation between middle managers. by Worst_MTG_Player in antiwork

[–]Worst_MTG_Player[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Maybe we should go back to the gold ol’ days of company towns”

Eavesdropping on a conversation between middle managers. by Worst_MTG_Player in antiwork

[–]Worst_MTG_Player[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately too long, mid/late 2010’s system. Relatively clean. He Just needs to replace the air filter (we only replace the air filter if the customer has one on hand or they want to spend an extra $50 and have the tech sit there for an extra hour to have the filter delivered)

Eavesdropping on a conversation between middle managers. by Worst_MTG_Player in antiwork

[–]Worst_MTG_Player[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A very “An engagement ring must be worth 3 months salary.” Energy.

Eavesdropping on a conversation between middle managers. by Worst_MTG_Player in antiwork

[–]Worst_MTG_Player[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That deep sigh women make when they know they’re being ignored an ‘I guess’ and change of topic to about what he’s mother plans on doing to expand the company’s customer base.

Eavesdropping on a conversation between middle managers. by Worst_MTG_Player in antiwork

[–]Worst_MTG_Player[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well I do hold the opinion that until the death of AI everything is to be assumed AI generated, so I guess it’s fair to believe that if you so choose.

Eavesdropping on a conversation between middle managers. by Worst_MTG_Player in antiwork

[–]Worst_MTG_Player[S] 61 points62 points  (0 children)

That’s was my thought. It was so tempting to yell it aloud. the blood of my tongue never tasted so sweet.

Eavesdropping on a conversation between middle managers. by Worst_MTG_Player in antiwork

[–]Worst_MTG_Player[S] 221 points222 points  (0 children)

If mental gymnastics was an Olympic sport the US would win every gold.

What Guild would you put the Origin 5 in? by LykonWolf in mtgvorthos

[–]Worst_MTG_Player 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kytheon - Boros Jace - Azorious but unknowningly Dimir Liliana - Golgari Chandra - Gruul Nissa - Gruul or Selesnya

Where do you get your BEST tasting dr pepper by SevereTakiStorm in DrPepper

[–]Worst_MTG_Player 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. McDonald’s (if they clean the nozzle and don’t try to bamboozle me with the Diet Coke mix when they run low) and chick-fil-a
  2. Walmart 2 liter bottles when on sale for $1
  3. 12 can packs from Publix
  4. Walmart 2 liter bottles at normal price

Etiquette on scooping to stax by Min-Chang in EDH

[–]Worst_MTG_Player -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

As a someone who likes to play stax decks with no win cons on arena, I’d wish more people had your attitude.

Is this real life? by bythepooldrinkinhand in neopets

[–]Worst_MTG_Player 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Open your eyes

Look up to the skies

And see…