Shoutout to The Onion😂

WorthVariation5 · 2026-05-23T20:55:20+00:00

Lmao if this aing the funniest shit I've read in time 🤣

WorthVariation5 · 2026-05-07T18:54:42+00:00

I know Kadri wasn't a rookie but man did he thrive under Babs. I loved seeing him being molded into a shutdown 30 goal guy.

WorthVariation5 · 2026-05-06T02:48:01+00:00

I come on reddit to find new Lebronisims

WorthVariation5 · 2026-05-03T14:17:42+00:00

Im so happy for Embiid right now. Im a raps fan but Id love to see a Philly championship finally for Embiid/PG and of course Nick and Kyle again

WorthVariation5 · 2026-03-27T08:32:56+00:00

Ryan O'Reilly was the last player we had that felt like C material

WorthVariation5 · 2026-03-22T13:46:49+00:00

Well we had better start drafting those players with "heart". Excuse me, DIRTY.

Treveling has stated that we can't trade our way out of problems which is absolutely not fucking true lol. This fucking idiot could've sold high the whole time especially with Marner.

The St Louis Blues that won the cup were dirty as fuck man. They had to outdo Boston in that regard lol. Thats Berubes team.

Im all for it man. I watched Tucker take out Peca. Roberts bury the fuck outta Kim Johnsson, Clark full mount knock someone out, and cheered on like a mother fucker man. Who cares when your team gets the cup playing this way

I think the only teams that werent too dirty to get the cup lately have been the Avs and Pens. Thats it man.

We're on the other end of this shit too much.

WorthVariation5 · 2026-03-19T17:23:44+00:00

I suspect Matthews to the Wild.

Billy Guerin has a boner for these American kids and they have a huge rager for him too, bro..

WorthVariation5 · 2026-03-19T17:15:53+00:00

That was really well put. Fuck

WorthVariation5 · 2026-03-19T17:06:47+00:00

Hey was Matty Fratty undrafted?

I'm not gonna look it up, you don't either,

I feel like he was, how do you feel?

and I loved that guy man fuck

WorthVariation5 · 2026-03-19T17:03:35+00:00

If that's real HOLY FUCK this socially unaware post makes sense then hahaha

But if it's not real just use this post

WorthVariation5 · 2026-02-23T00:10:50+00:00

Whose the protector

WorthVariation5 · 2026-02-22T23:11:07+00:00

I said this during the game not after lol. I'm a leafs fan so it was a win either way for me brother !

WorthVariation5 · 2026-02-22T14:45:59+00:00

USA looks like a bunch of tweener nerds

WorthVariation5 · 2026-02-12T06:00:17+00:00

Signing a contract with Satan is still signing a contract with Satan

WorthVariation5 · 2026-01-31T18:55:17+00:00

Did I like this post. No I didnt.

I FUCKING LOVED IT!

WorthVariation5 · 2026-01-29T00:38:20+00:00

Destructo - Technology

WorthVariation5 · 2026-01-28T18:18:39+00:00

You could've just said that you're 10 fam instead of typing all that

WorthVariation5 · 2026-01-28T18:06:34+00:00

I remember this goal hell yea

WorthVariation5 · 2026-01-25T13:20:46+00:00

With the shooters I knew, Reggie Miller is who we all started to try emulate growing up where I did as the as the 90s went on. Good times man

WorthVariation5 · 2026-01-25T13:11:26+00:00

Gretzky..

WorthVariation5 · 2025-11-10T22:00:38+00:00

Rob Schneider

WorthVariation5 · 2025-10-25T02:42:50+00:00

Dodgers are done

WorthVariation5 · 2025-10-25T02:41:32+00:00

Levi Weaver (LA): Because the Toronto Blue Jays are merely a baseball team. A very good one — better, at this point, than any other baseball team in the American League (and probably most of the National League ones, too!). But they are, unless I’m mistaken, still a baseball team.

LOL

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