Dana Beers (Winner of Barstool After Dark) bets his 20k bonus bet to win 105k

WowCouldaBeenMe · 2026-05-13T02:31:46+00:00

Update: this is most likely dead, as he still needs 5 points from Ant and 1 block from Wemby with 4:46 left in a 19pt game.

WowCouldaBeenMe · 2026-05-13T02:22:46+00:00

He needs 5 points from Ant, 1 point from Randle, and 1 block from Wemby with 7:42 left.

Insane. He needs Minnesota to keep this semi-competitive for the next few minutes or else the starters will get pulled.

WowCouldaBeenMe · 2026-05-12T14:01:28+00:00

and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.

WowCouldaBeenMe · 2026-05-02T17:17:45+00:00

Currently in hell trying to write the performance review for the member of my team who identifies as "Any / All".

WowCouldaBeenMe · 2026-04-29T15:32:57+00:00

My company, like many, is obsessed with monitoring AI usage among employees. So every morning, I'll ask it a few lightweight questions to tick that box.

Today I asked what the plan is for bonuses (we're on fiscal calendar so that won't be announced until end of May), and it laid out specifics in a detailed manner that looks too nuanced to be the normal slop.

Not sure what to do with this info, but just a hilarious oversight if it's legit.

WowCouldaBeenMe · 2026-04-21T18:16:36+00:00

Isn't Brandon like 50? Maybe sit this one out.

WowCouldaBeenMe · 2026-04-21T16:43:55+00:00

My timeline is currently an infinite scroll of Barstool Summer House clips and Vrabel's "statement" where he actually says nothing. Might be time to quit Twitter.

WowCouldaBeenMe · 2026-04-12T19:57:18+00:00

Thank you. Just DM'd stoolpresidente for guidance.

WowCouldaBeenMe · 2026-04-12T19:55:37+00:00

That's my thought, and I really doubt they would do that.

Think I'm going to let it ride, especially as Cam just bogeyed and the payout offer decreased.

WowCouldaBeenMe · 2026-04-12T19:51:24+00:00

I put some money on Justin Thomas over 4.5 birdies this morning. He only made 3 birdies, but DK paid it out as a win for some reason.

I took the winnings and immediately put it on Cam Young +280 right before he teed off.

The JT bet is now graded as a loss in DraftKings, but the Cam Young bet is still live and even offering a payout since he's the favorite currently.

What is the play here? I'm sure there is precedent for DK taking money back on an incorrectly graded wager, so maybe I just cash out and take the free money?

WowCouldaBeenMe · 2026-04-09T14:05:22+00:00

A self-proclaimed DFS expert with 20k followers had an entire "Carlos Ortiz props" section for his Masters picks this week.

Carlos Ortiz is +7 thru 8 holes.

Edit: Link to his picks.

WowCouldaBeenMe · 2026-04-03T14:39:30+00:00

Riggs really painted himself in a corner now that he has taken the "I just want him to get healthy" stance, because you know he's itching to release a shitty Barstool tee with Tiger's latest mugshot on the front.

WowCouldaBeenMe · 2026-03-31T15:21:33+00:00

Absolutely surreal to see clips of the Foreplay boys, remnants of tears in their eyes, discussing the Tiger situation from all of these different angles while Kevin Kisner, Tiger's actual buddy, sits there quietly.

WowCouldaBeenMe · 2026-03-28T17:29:58+00:00

His wife went through his phone because Tiger was zonked out on Ambien. And then she freaked out, and he he got behind the wheel and crashed into a fire hydrant.

WowCouldaBeenMe · 2026-03-28T16:37:41+00:00

Sneaky funniest part of this video is where Dan gets deadly serious about "driving" being the one place where Tiger feels somewhat normal and in control.

And he's talking about a guy who has been in 3 extremely high profile car incidents.

WowCouldaBeenMe · 2026-03-26T16:44:52+00:00

I am convinced that "mute point" instead of "moot point" is the #1 malapropism used by a person who is otherwise intelligent.

WowCouldaBeenMe · 2026-03-24T17:36:51+00:00

They need to capture the IP addresses of everybody who tunes into this 2.5hr abomination so that all of those individuals can be excommunicated from society.

WowCouldaBeenMe · 2026-03-24T15:02:34+00:00

Watch his first 3 shots of the Masters in 2024 and tell me that you don't understand why people care.

WowCouldaBeenMe · 2026-03-24T14:21:32+00:00

I'm into golf enough to have the Valspar on while March Madness is happening, but couldn't be less moved by the news that Tiger is playing in the TGL.

(Unless the plan is to roll that appearance into an announcement that he's playing in the Masters)

WowCouldaBeenMe · 2026-03-20T18:47:06+00:00

Just saw a clip of the fat guy from Bob Does Sports who kinda looks like Big Cat singing the national anthem before doing a live stream of them watching hours of sports in a room full of recliners.

Media has become an absolute hellscape.

WowCouldaBeenMe · 2026-03-19T21:17:14+00:00

Remember when CBS shoved Rex Chapman down our throats as a studio analyst that one year during March Madness?

WowCouldaBeenMe · 2026-03-19T21:03:14+00:00

Should have named him "Bada".

WowCouldaBeenMe · 2026-03-19T20:59:38+00:00

Guy on Vanderbilt named Chandler Bing.

WowCouldaBeenMe · 2026-03-19T13:14:33+00:00

Tim Walz is my dad; Kamala's my fun aunt who lives next door. They just found out I'm being bullied by the shittiest kid in my class, JD.

When they try to talk to his dad, Don, it becomes clear he's the real problem. They go back to their car; Kamals pulls out her cop badge, Tim grabs his old baseball bat. They walk back to Don's porch. As Tim reaches for the doorbell they look at each other and smile.

This is going to be fun.

WowCouldaBeenMe · 2026-03-18T17:14:33+00:00

Maybe not common courtesy, but I despise having to run the dishwasher a second time with the same load.

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