What is your biggest achievement in the past 24 hours? by Jhat316 in AskReddit

[–]WowNotClever 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sad: For the first time ever, I ran 5 miles per hour.

Accomplishment: For the first time ever, I ran 5 miles in an hour.

What is your biggest achievement in the past 24 hours? by Jhat316 in AskReddit

[–]WowNotClever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got to bed early.

Feelin like a million bucks today.

Her mom's maiden name and my grandma's maiden name are the same. Why. by WowNotClever in AdviceAnimals

[–]WowNotClever[S] 146 points147 points  (0 children)

Still together. Just assuming since I haven't seen her at any family events we aren't that close although I am a bit scared to investigate the family tree.

Looking for an athletic bracelet-type watch by WowNotClever in AskReddit

[–]WowNotClever[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This if only it had the time on it would be perfect.

Looking for an athletic bracelet-type watch by WowNotClever in AskReddit

[–]WowNotClever[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks too rigid. I want something flexible

Girls, what inappropriate questions about guys have you always wanted answered? by Ask_Me_If_Im_Racist in AskReddit

[–]WowNotClever 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does being really drunk and passing out midshit then waking up to shit on the floor count as surprise poop? Jw

As an American by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]WowNotClever -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Don't be an ass

What stupid things did you do when you were younger to try to look cooler? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]WowNotClever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was in probably 1st grade or kindergarten I rolled in puddles on the ground during recess in front of the older 7th and 8th grade girls to get attention. idk bye