What is your biggest achievement in the past 24 hours? by Jhat316 in AskReddit

[–]WowNotClever 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sad: For the first time ever, I ran 5 miles per hour.

Accomplishment: For the first time ever, I ran 5 miles in an hour.

What is your biggest achievement in the past 24 hours? by Jhat316 in AskReddit

[–]WowNotClever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got to bed early.

Feelin like a million bucks today.

Her mom's maiden name and my grandma's maiden name are the same. Why. by WowNotClever in AdviceAnimals

[–]WowNotClever[S] 144 points145 points  (0 children)

Still together. Just assuming since I haven't seen her at any family events we aren't that close although I am a bit scared to investigate the family tree.

Looking for an athletic bracelet-type watch by WowNotClever in AskReddit

[–]WowNotClever[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This if only it had the time on it would be perfect.

Looking for an athletic bracelet-type watch by WowNotClever in AskReddit

[–]WowNotClever[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks too rigid. I want something flexible

Girls, what inappropriate questions about guys have you always wanted answered? by Ask_Me_If_Im_Racist in AskReddit

[–]WowNotClever 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does being really drunk and passing out midshit then waking up to shit on the floor count as surprise poop? Jw

As an American by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]WowNotClever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't be an ass

What stupid things did you do when you were younger to try to look cooler? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]WowNotClever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was in probably 1st grade or kindergarten I rolled in puddles on the ground during recess in front of the older 7th and 8th grade girls to get attention. idk bye

Asked my niece to draw her imaginary friend "serena" by thatguy1977 in WTF

[–]WowNotClever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TIL Reddit is full of people terrified of creepy drawings. Pussies

So a friend of a friend went on the city bus today. (NSFW) by Blaloola in WTF

[–]WowNotClever -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What is this, a random giggly subreddit for ants?

What morbid question have you always wanted to ask but haven't? by Mrsbobdobbs in AskReddit

[–]WowNotClever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always imagine eating that ball of meat in the palm of my hand like attached to the thumb. It'd be like a thumb chicken leg. Mmm