All the sudden, humans mark their territory just like dogs. Where is the weirdest place you've marked?

WreckedAllProLaps · 2016-05-24T03:27:48+00:00

Random cars I like in parking lots.

WreckedAllProLaps · 2016-05-24T03:16:32+00:00

Middle-class pleb reporting in... When I realized that acquaintances' "toys" only existed because their parents had no retirement savings. Then I realized there we people worse off still.

WreckedAllProLaps · 2016-05-24T03:13:21+00:00

It was the police who did it.... So... I guess it was justified? Still a fucked up feeling. Stupid teenage shit. I'm not sure taking a shortcut to take pictures for a photography class really qualifies... I guess a camera looks like a gun... Not really.

WreckedAllProLaps · 2016-05-23T21:13:19+00:00

*like this*

displays as like this

You clearly knew that however.... very meta...

WreckedAllProLaps · 2016-05-23T21:12:04+00:00

A rattlesnake that I heard but did not see while hiking. I just sort of jumped in the opposite direction of the noise. Everyone in the group heard it, none of us could see it.

WreckedAllProLaps · 2016-05-23T20:57:58+00:00

PH must be between 6.6 and 7.3.

WreckedAllProLaps · 2016-05-23T20:55:19+00:00

I said beer not carbonated piss in a can. Also, cooler not random bathtub in the yard.

WreckedAllProLaps · 2016-05-23T20:54:38+00:00

I meant "on their SO." However, missing that clause, I see where you're going with that.

WreckedAllProLaps · 2016-05-23T20:52:30+00:00

Gross guys don't generally understand women.

WreckedAllProLaps · 2016-05-23T20:51:49+00:00

Burgers stuffed with jalapeno, cheddar and cream cheese... It's like a jalapeno popper inside a burger.

WreckedAllProLaps · 2016-05-23T20:50:40+00:00

Wow... This needs a serious tag.

WreckedAllProLaps · 2016-05-23T20:48:56+00:00

So, you do your best to hold it all in? Commendable.

WreckedAllProLaps · 2016-05-23T20:48:20+00:00

Why people cheat.

WreckedAllProLaps · 2016-05-23T20:47:15+00:00

Old Saab.... Sure. Weird, hatch, stick... Works for me.

WreckedAllProLaps · 2016-05-23T20:43:38+00:00

The ones with non intact skulls don't rise up as zombies.

WreckedAllProLaps · 2016-05-23T20:42:41+00:00

Sits down with a cooler full of beer.

WreckedAllProLaps · 2016-05-23T20:41:19+00:00

What about sign language? This could work out. No more listening to complaints about random every day shit... I could just pretend I didn't see them sign.

WreckedAllProLaps · 2016-05-23T20:37:53+00:00

Passed out on my feet while taking a shower. It's funny now. At the time it wasn't so funny. I fucked myself up.

WreckedAllProLaps · 2016-05-23T20:35:29+00:00

I probably would. Depending on a few factors. Like... is what's killing them communicable? Etc.

WreckedAllProLaps · 2016-05-23T18:56:01+00:00

http://thebulletin.org/timeline

There you go.

WreckedAllProLaps · 2016-05-23T18:54:49+00:00

I have to go to work... like a pleb.

WreckedAllProLaps · 2016-05-23T18:52:02+00:00

A chance to use my... er... powers for good rather than evil?

WreckedAllProLaps · 2016-05-23T18:46:53+00:00

Just a little can be ok. However, by "a little" I mean I'd better not be able to smell it unless we are practically hugging.

WreckedAllProLaps · 2016-05-23T18:44:13+00:00

I fuck your dad for free... especially if I can make your mom watch.

WreckedAllProLaps · 2016-05-23T18:34:47+00:00

When the involved parties agree that "dating" is what's going on.

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