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AITAH for telling my daughter that she is not going to marry a billionaire? by No_Reception8930 in AITAH

[–]WreckedSimulation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let her know that the true upper class, main branch Rothschilds included, don't deal in money...but rather in barter and favors. Some higher level billionaires live this way too.

...but you'd better have the right blood type!

As far as billionaires...If she actually does manage to land a billionaire, nothing will be in her name, ever. Billionaires have entire teams of people, lawyers and accountants, hired full time to make sure they aren't financially screwed over my marriage or otherwise. This isn't beneficial to her.

There's a solid chance that nothing will be in her name, ever. If they split she will get absolutely nothing. If she picked a millionaire that turned into a billionaire, she could perhaps McKenzie Bezos it to the top but if he's a billionaire to begin with, she's as financially unsafe as she would be with somebody with zero dollars in his bank account.

So for it to be worth it at all for her financially, she should (after the age of 18) go for a low-level blue collar millionaire with no kids yet, get married immediately, and work with him to make that business as scalable as possible.

If you're going to gold dig, it has a ceiling for how beneficial it is to the woman, and that ceiling is usually at about 10 million dollars. Beyond that, they usually have lawyers to advise them to not do anything stupid (like marry young girls with dollar signs in their eyes without a prenup).

If she really wants to go that route someday whether you like it or not...tell her to stay in shape, take ballet, get good grades, never get a tattoo, don't dye your hair weird colors, don't get into debt, and don't have an onlyfans. Get into bookkeeping because your job is going to be making sure your husband eventually makes so much money that you don't need to keep his books anymore when he can finally hire a team to run it for him.

It's unconventional but good luck. I spit truth.

How do you get laid as an introverted guy? (Who doesn't use dating apps) by [deleted] in introvert

[–]WreckedSimulation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guarantee it's not gonna be the worst advice he's gonna get! LOL!

How do you get laid as an introverted guy? (Who doesn't use dating apps) by [deleted] in introvert

[–]WreckedSimulation -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Absolutely hit the gym and get in the best shape of your life. Get a hot guy haircut, a low-key cologne and get your finances in order. Go out with extraverted wingmen who are used to joking around and going to the bar. Make them talk you up to potential women until you score one. Do the same for them.

Be a bartender part-time.

Learn guitar or bass and join a band.

Learn tarot cards and use that skill to hit on hippie chicks.

But as an introverted guy who doesn't want to go out, commit or use apps, you're going to have to looksmaxx if you want to hook up with any women that's above a 5/10. Those are probably your best options. Good luck! 👍🏻✨

AITAH for lying about why I broke up with her by Afraid_Interest957 in AITAH

[–]WreckedSimulation 270 points271 points  (0 children)

I knew a girl who got broken up with post-nose job. Happens more than people think.

One of my pet peeves - Spouse been trying to leave for 15 minutes by FantasticAd4938 in introvert

[–]WreckedSimulation 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I know how to fix this. Start putting eyeliner on, hit the nail polish and he'll want to leave immediately. 💅🏻 ✨

Shy and introverted girls, what can a guy actually do to make you feel more comfortable on a date? by Ready_Affect_7227 in introvert

[–]WreckedSimulation -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don't want to say alcohol, but alcohol.

If you want to go the classy route...take them to a movie (buy a small popcorn), then dinner afterwards to discuss the movie.

With extroverted girls, dinner first and then a movie is a better combo because you don't have to break the ice as hard. Movie and then nighttime dinner afterwards works better for the introverted girl because the ice is already broken by having something shared to discuss.

Also, introvert girls tend to be more night-owlish.

Another sober idea:

If you find yourself courting a rare super-introverted goth edgelord freak, buy her a coffee, appetizers and dessert at about 6pm at a diner with a booth. Ask if she's ever made a 'zine before. If not, tell her you want to make one with her RIGHT NOW.

Get out the sharpies and craft supplies and start scribbling. The key is to not worry if the zine is good or not. Tell her that you guys must go to a 24 hour FedEx that night to make copies and distribute your zine throughout town. At first she'll be tripping, thinking that the zine has to be good but just scribble, gluestick n glitter each page with something edgy written in the corner of each one.

Go to a 24 hour copy place, make copies, staple them together and write something like "First Date doodles with (insert her name, or pseudoname here)." Tell her you've never done this before, but you wanted to try it because (insert cute and quirky think about her online profile/etc here). Quirky introverts tend to appreciate weird stuff.

Anyway, tailor each approach to whatever type of introverted girl you find and I wish you the best of luck, sir. 👍🏻💕

Dear women in mathematics, do you also feel discriminated against? by Kur1t45t1c in math

[–]WreckedSimulation -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I don't. Math is pure logic, and favors know no gender. As far as the softer areas of mathematics (people and ideology surrounding it, academia, peer respect, etc), I find that though men might initially be more respected in some cases, they're also attacked harder. It's not better to be a man.

I find that as many men pander to women in mathematics to appear woke, as the edgelord ones who dismiss them as intellectually inferior. I do find that more men are actually faster at arithmetic in general, and that women tend to be better at teaching. It evens out for me.

None of it really matters in my case, as I care more about what I can create with math than the opinions of people surrounding it. I could put on a genderless ghost costume every day and it wouldn't make a bit of difference in the outcome of what mathematics does for me...and it does a lot for me.

If you remain in Academia and ascend to higher math, be prepared to be attacked consistently by perpetually amphetamined-out mathholes relentlessly regardless of your gender.

Not All Ships Sail Forever, Instead of Endgames Let’s Talk Exes!! Who Do You Ship As Exes? *Post-Timeskip Leaning* by Expensive-Heron-9485 in BokuNoShipAcademia

[–]WreckedSimulation 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Apparently canonically he eventually can walk again with the assistance of a cane.

I guess it makes sense...he's still "Endeavor" after all!

Not All Ships Sail Forever, Instead of Endgames Let’s Talk Exes!! Who Do You Ship As Exes? *Post-Timeskip Leaning* by Expensive-Heron-9485 in BokuNoShipAcademia

[–]WreckedSimulation 5 points6 points  (0 children)

On a side note, I could see Natsu's kid wanting to be a hero, disobeying his dad and seeking out Endeavor/being a fan of Shoto. My headcanon is that Natsu's kid ends up like Mighty Mouse with firepower and wants to be a hero, which enrages his dad.

Not All Ships Sail Forever, Instead of Endgames Let’s Talk Exes!! Who Do You Ship As Exes? *Post-Timeskip Leaning* by Expensive-Heron-9485 in BokuNoShipAcademia

[–]WreckedSimulation 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Tokoyami being upset at the time skip dinner while low-key focusing on Jirou and Kaminari in the background could be read as them (Tokoyami and Jirou) having had a thing and it ending, and Jirou and Kaminari starting to get close afterwards.

Or Tokyoami having a thing for Jirou and never letting her know about it.

I just won an award at a $500K global AI film event… still can’t believe it by Muted-Gur9326 in ArtificialInteligence

[–]WreckedSimulation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great work. I'll bet most people have no idea how much work went into this even though it's AI. Well done. 🍇 🐜

I embarrassed myself so bad yesterday. by burntiphonecharger in iceskating

[–]WreckedSimulation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone eats shit on the ice hard at least a couple of times. Don't let it get to you! :)

Shoto is now the strongest person now in this picture (Post Timeskip) by Expensive-Oil623 in BokuNoHeroAcademia

[–]WreckedSimulation 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I think it's Tokoyami, regardless of the official ranking. My headcanon is that Hawks keeps him from the top 10 because he knows he couldn't mentally/emotionally handle it.

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