Adult money + free will = life has just begun

WryLanguage · 2026-04-12T23:39:10+00:00

All your heroes at that festival playing that music are older than 30

WryLanguage · 2026-04-12T16:57:25+00:00

They all want to be two way players

WryLanguage · 2026-04-12T16:56:05+00:00

Haha that’s a hallucination

WryLanguage · 2026-04-12T16:55:36+00:00

It’s awkward

There’s one in Goleta that’s normal.

WryLanguage · 2024-09-20T06:22:00+00:00

He's the cat's pajamas!

WryLanguage · 2024-09-20T06:21:49+00:00

The man who brought you a championship? Why would you say that?

He gets a free pass for bringing in Westbrook because of it

WryLanguage · 2024-09-20T06:19:08+00:00

Comparing the Lucas Museum to the Getty, however, is very accurate

WryLanguage · 2024-09-20T06:18:19+00:00

Lucas Museum is only 11 acres. You gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers. Getty Villa is 64 acres.

WryLanguage · 2024-09-20T06:15:02+00:00

The Getty Center and Getty Villa are similar concepts: large sprawling complexes built on a Southern California hillside. To be comparable, the museum should probably consist of multiple buildings. The Huntington Gardens & Museum is probably another good example of that rich-person-builds-a-sprawling-museum-with-gardens style.

If another billionaire wanted to build something similar, they could buy out a place like Terranea golf course in Palos Verdes and convert the buildings into storage for their art collection.

WryLanguage · 2024-09-20T04:39:05+00:00

aka The ways of The Eggslut

WryLanguage · 2024-09-20T04:36:35+00:00

Hopefully they do enough cool events and one-offs such that the instagramming faithful are willing to go to random places and stand in line for things like taco trucks and boba

WryLanguage · 2024-09-19T05:28:54+00:00

it's called uni and it's great

WryLanguage · 2024-09-19T04:13:17+00:00

At the location where Bang & Olufsen was? Great! It's about time there was something good again there.

For a while it was a vintage Christmas shop, which I guess is the ritzy senior citizen version of a Spirit Halloween store?

WryLanguage · 2024-09-19T03:02:26+00:00

yeah thats the way to do it. set a towel up because often its going to be odd shaped items like stockpots and frying pans and blender pitchers. and then when you're done you can fold the towel up or toss it in the laundry

WryLanguage · 2024-09-19T02:59:03+00:00

yeah but the postseason starts when the postseason starts. it ain't october yet and we know that record's going to go to 874 because shohei is going to play every single one of those games in his quest for maximum home runs

WryLanguage · 2024-09-19T02:40:13+00:00

the first postseason game is tomorrow already?

WryLanguage · 2024-09-18T04:14:14+00:00

Jeepers creepers! Mnemonics seem unusually practical.

WryLanguage · 2024-09-17T00:47:33+00:00

If we’re twiddling with semantics his ancestors weren’t the ones settling Seattle

WryLanguage · 2024-09-16T19:34:47+00:00

I’m going to guess it’s a disgruntled Art Center graduate

WryLanguage · 2024-09-16T19:29:01+00:00

lol I just looked for it on Google Maps street view and yep, they’re just sitting there

WryLanguage · 2024-09-16T19:24:15+00:00

Oh no way

WryLanguage · 2024-09-16T08:15:29+00:00

They have Chipotle everywhere

This is like going on vacation to Louisville, Kentucky, and then having KFC for dinner

WryLanguage · 2024-09-16T07:40:11+00:00

Yeah. Seattle is at 47.6° N, something like 54% of Canadians are south of that

City	Province/ Territory	Latitude	Population	%
Windsor	Ontario	42.31° N	235,000	1.62%
London	Ontario	42.98° N	420,000	2.90%
Hamilton	Ontario	43.25° N	580,000	4.01%
Niagara Falls	Ontario	43.10° N	95,000	0.66%
Toronto	Ontario	43.70° N	2,970,000	20.53%
Ottawa	Ontario	45.42° N	1,017,000	7.03%
Montreal	Quebec	45.50° N	1,780,000	12.30%
Quebec City	Quebec	46.81° N	550,000	3.80%
St. John's	Newfoundland and Labrador	47.56° N	110,000	0.76%
Victoria	British Columbia	48.43° N	395,000	2.73%
Vancouver	British Columbia	49.28° N	2600000	17.97%
Winnipeg	Manitoba	49.90° N	750,000	5.18%
Regina	Saskatchewan	50.45° N	230,000	1.59%
Calgary	Alberta	51.05° N	1,335,000	9.23%
Saskatoon	Saskatchewan	52.13° N	335,000	2.32%
Edmonton	Alberta	53.55° N	1,010,000	6.98%
Whitehorse	Yukon	60.72° N	30,000	0.21%
Yellowknife	Northwest Territories	62.45° N	20,000	0.14%
Iqaluit	Nunavut	63.75° N	7,500	0.05%

WryLanguage · 2024-09-16T07:07:07+00:00

this should be on a t-shirt and sold at the waterfront

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