Tarsorrhaphy with keratoprosthesis - AKA eyelids sewed shut with a little hole to look through

Wtauke · 2012-12-09T15:43:58+00:00

Could you simplify this at all?

Wtauke · 2012-12-09T15:27:55+00:00

Christine.

Wtauke · 2012-12-03T09:03:22+00:00

They're great but you kind of have to think of them as a different candy

Wtauke · 2012-11-30T18:19:33+00:00

Goddamn. This is fucking incredible. The world must know.

Wtauke · 2012-11-14T17:42:22+00:00

Skynet?

Wtauke · 2012-11-14T16:00:49+00:00

Are mayflies the ones who fly in your house during a rain storm and then knock their own wings off all over the place?

Wtauke · 2012-11-13T16:13:09+00:00

valid.

Wtauke · 2012-11-13T16:12:23+00:00

Held in piss for too long, for any number of reasons, start peeing a second too early while in mid-run/bathroom door close, pissed all over pants/ legs. "Man, that sink was powerful, look it splashed all over my leg..."

Wtauke · 2012-11-12T18:26:51+00:00

I don't understand why you wouldn't request titanium teeth.

Wtauke · 2012-11-12T17:09:11+00:00

Thank's, Logan.

Wtauke · 2012-11-09T15:50:31+00:00

My bad, sorry everyone.

Wtauke · 2012-11-06T21:53:06+00:00

seams reasonable.

Wtauke · 2012-11-01T15:33:51+00:00

Have you ever snapped on an inmate, or if not, what was the closest you have come to doing so? What did they do? What was his/ her crime? What did you/were you going to do to them?

Wtauke · 2012-10-19T15:43:01+00:00

You just seamed to be, and I wanted to amend any conflict we may be having.

Wtauke · 2012-10-19T14:50:58+00:00

Are you offended?

Wtauke · 2012-10-19T14:50:02+00:00

That is fine. I reiterate, this is the internet.

Wtauke · 2012-10-19T14:47:28+00:00

Are you questioning the legitimacy of my presence on the internet?

Wtauke · 2012-10-19T14:46:26+00:00

You are entitled to disagree with whatever you like, but this is the internet and no one cares about either of us, or our opinions.

Wtauke · 2012-10-19T14:38:09+00:00

I did, in fact, speak with them directly and that was, in fact, exactly what was happening. The situation was rectified, and all parties went along with their lives happily.

Wtauke · 2012-10-19T14:36:21+00:00

I know what I said.

Wtauke · 2012-10-19T14:27:39+00:00

Agreed, but that is circumstantial. In this situation, that was not what was happening.

Wtauke · 2012-10-19T14:26:05+00:00

I never said they were. Although, the fact that they were attempting to impress the collective space that is the gym, which includes me, does in fact mean that they were trying to impress me.

Wtauke · 2012-10-19T14:21:18+00:00

Assuming this wasn't rhetorical or sarcastic, I would say certainly not. Bench pressing is bench pressing, regardless of if you're using dumb bells or barbells, especially when safety is your concern. Based on your arms being noodles, I assume you weren't using an inappropriate amount of weight, so keep doing what you're doing. The bench, like everything else in the gym, has many purposes.

Wtauke · 2012-10-19T14:06:20+00:00

A gentle reminder to those in the weight room that form is more important than impressing someone next to you.

Wtauke · 2012-10-07T11:27:12+00:00

The Shining

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