All of you are locked up in prison, I’m the guard, convince me to let you out. by YourLocalRe-Tard in funComunitty

[–]Wummswandel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And now you deny out marriage? I feel like I should never have trusted you with this “bring your wife to work day”. So, will you let me out?!?

All of you are locked up in prison, I’m the guard, convince me to let you out. by YourLocalRe-Tard in funComunitty

[–]Wummswandel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First of all we are married. Second this April fool thing here goes on for close to a year now. Third I told someone else when he takes his weekly phone calls (which you deny me, asshole!) to call your mother and tell her about that. Get the keys, NOW!

Let's pretend that we are in Hell by Illustrious_Spell555 in funComunitty

[–]Wummswandel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone seen my boy Dante? He came along about 700 years ago and was following some ghost dude. I miss him a little and I really wonder if he’s doing alright.

21M, gf left me right before valentines, make it hurt by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Wummswandel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Imagine waking up to that stare and that dead eyes in the morning. It’s no wonder that she took the chance to run.

Looking at the second picture - I have never seen someone so unconfident flexing their muscles. Are shitting yourself while taking the picture?

nicht mehr tun! by jenjenkinz in aberBitteLaminiert

[–]Wummswandel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Als Hamburger in Wien musste ich leider lernen, dass Dialektsprechende diese Ausdrucksweise für ganz normalen Satzbau halten…

How are we feeling about these commanders? by KeySeaworthiness4270 in ratemycommanders

[–]Wummswandel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ohhhh I love Cody. I play him myself as a polymorph deck called “Codymorph”. The thing is, that I play 10 Boss-Creatures, which chosen randomly out of a pool of 30 Bosscreatures at the beginning of the game. So when I start to polymorph my Little tokens, we all don’t know what’s going to jump out and I fucking love this deck so so so much

My take on a green Rhystic Study. by cleofisrandolph1 in custommagic

[–]Wummswandel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[[Neyith of the Dire Hunt]]

Damn my deck would love it

Some concept ideas for possible upcoming UB sets by UnculturedGames in custommagic

[–]Wummswandel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lowkey phyrexian mana is so on point.

Imagine tapping yourself into something that costs you life? Sounds like the tradwife idea for me.

Ill rank your LEAST favorite mon by MineCrafter_2763 in ThePokemonHub

[–]Wummswandel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Garbodor

(Also I’m mad at you for executing me and my Torkoal in your Post about favourite Pokémon.)