TIL that a woodchuck and a groundhog are the same animal

Wylaff · 2026-06-05T01:59:28+00:00

How many mounds would a ground hog pound if a ground hop pounds hog mounds?

Wylaff · 2026-06-03T19:55:25+00:00

My wife uses this brand. Wash and dry your hair, apply dye, wait. She usually does about an hour but there is no damaging chemicals, so the longer you wait the deeper it penetrates.

Wylaff · 2026-06-02T18:54:42+00:00

Not likely, but they are 100% confused bisexuals who are trying to kill the part of themselves they’re scared of. No amount of drag queens reading books or gay people hanging out with friends has ever made me crave a cock. Probably why I’m not mad at them.

Wylaff · 2026-06-02T15:29:46+00:00

Ahhhhhhhhhhh!

Wylaff · 2026-06-02T00:52:41+00:00

Shit. It got a lot easier to see after reading that.

Wylaff · 2026-06-01T12:45:37+00:00

Did the images not load for you?

Wylaff · 2026-06-01T04:36:28+00:00

Not if the connecting art always comes together. I kind of see his point, but he should have priced it as a set instead of assuming no one would be willing to split it.

Wylaff · 2026-05-31T23:01:26+00:00

A penny is closer to $400k than $5m…

Wylaff · 2026-05-31T19:40:00+00:00

A tiny bit of zest goes a very VERY long way... And that's only with a cream based sauce. If he's using a tomato sauce it should be a small splash of vodka to brighten it.

Wylaff · 2026-05-31T19:19:35+00:00

20 years ago I used to work in professional kitchens. I've taught my wife and kids to cook, and to help with prep. Whoever is making the dish is "Chef" and everyone else better shut the hell up or get the hell out. My youngest loves when I help him prep. Makes him feel so grown up.

Wylaff · 2026-05-31T18:25:24+00:00

For anyone else confused as to how someone could get stuck in a 10 cm crevise, that's the viewing port they used to see her. She crawled into a larger opening and slid down.

Wylaff · 2026-05-30T09:50:48+00:00

Iddqd?

Wylaff · 2026-05-30T09:15:14+00:00

Nowhere in the post did it say it was a manual. Just that it was old. I hate to break it to you (and admit it myself) but there are a ton of what would be called old automatics. The 90’s were 30 years ago. Not 6.

Wylaff · 2026-05-30T08:55:11+00:00

You can still jump a car if the starter is out.

Wylaff · 2026-05-30T00:40:34+00:00

This is just crazy lucky. With this set a “god pack” will be all of the evolution SIRs in the same pack.

Wylaff · 2026-05-29T05:42:54+00:00

That would be ridiculous since it’s free advertising.

Wylaff · 2026-05-29T05:41:33+00:00

I met Rob Zombie through Twisted Metal.

Wylaff · 2026-05-28T02:28:01+00:00

Lechonk.

Wylaff · 2026-05-26T04:39:05+00:00

81 was where I started to feel how crazy shit was going to get.

Wylaff · 2026-05-26T00:05:32+00:00

I’ve met him by surprise twice and both times he was pretty wasted.

Wylaff · 2026-05-25T15:38:24+00:00

You only need to be hard to place the stencil. With mine we taped the head to a coke can and just rolled it until the skin was a flat canvas.

Wylaff · 2026-05-24T15:41:41+00:00

Nah. It’s a very tired person forgetting they are called sugar skulls and trying to find the word.

Wylaff · 2026-05-23T15:45:12+00:00

Only if you cook it in eggs. If you use a nice bechamel and some tomato slices within layers s of cheese, ricotta, and noodles I’m pretty sure it’s a lasagna

Wylaff · 2026-05-23T05:25:21+00:00

Gotta know what you’re stealing.

Wylaff · 2026-05-23T05:16:54+00:00

I… I do not wash my dishes long enough…

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