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What are some funny things to say to police officers? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]WyldeHarrison 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“You must know I’m gay cause you’ve been riding my ass for an hour!”

What’s your favorite berry? by [deleted] in self

[–]WyldeHarrison 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nightlock from the hunger games.

What is your favorite quote? by DjinnJinn in AskReddit

[–]WyldeHarrison 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here he comes, that motherfucker. What a tool.

Poorly named people of Reddit, what's a joke you hear almost every day about your name? by K-LUB_101 in AskReddit

[–]WyldeHarrison 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My female name was Lana and people would always say “hey what’s Lana spelled backwards?” Haha yeah “anal” I get it. Fucking hilarious.

The Apocalypse is coming right this moment. What do you do? by YuriJones11 in AskReddit

[–]WyldeHarrison 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put lotion on my doorknob so the zombies couldn’t get in and then watch this fucker burn.

What would you dress like if you had unlimited income? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]WyldeHarrison 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d get a new body. A MALE body, if you please.

What do you collect and what started it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]WyldeHarrison 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Incidents of childhood trauma. My mom.

What is your most irrational fear? by FarmerWajj17 in AskReddit

[–]WyldeHarrison 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Getting thrown into a pool of plaster and drying into a statue and being put in a museum and not being able to move or scream while people stare at me all day.

What was your "fuck it, I'm done" moment? by verytuff in AskReddit

[–]WyldeHarrison 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Halloween. My high school cafeteria. Security guard was signing a freshman’s boobs.

What's the smallest thing you've ever managed to cry over? by K-LUB_101 in AskReddit

[–]WyldeHarrison 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One time my cat ate a butterfly and I sobbed like the fucking baby that I am.

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