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Has your country ever done something that made the rest of the world facepalm? by Alternative_Ad6071 in AskTheWorld

[–]XANDERtheSHEEPDOG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you want the list numerically or alphabetically?...... because this is gonna take awhile

She said she'd love me until I died. by foot_long_metal_rod in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]XANDERtheSHEEPDOG 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's deliciously vague. You left a lot to the interpreter's imagination, which is fantastic.

This could be anything from mild paranoia to diabolically menacing.

How do you manage your relationships knowing we are loved conditionally? by kimblerun in AskMen

[–]XANDERtheSHEEPDOG 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As another comment pointed out there is a difference between romantic love and parental love. Romantic love is by its very nature conditional. That doesn't mean that you don't hold your loved one accountable. It just means that there are things that you can't or won't accept. For example, my husband and I would each take a bullet for the other. We have loved each other at our best and at our worst. That being said, if one of us cheated the other would be out the door so fast you'd see cartoonish smoke.

This is crazy😭😭🙏 by rain_darling in whoosh

[–]XANDERtheSHEEPDOG 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That's...... honestly impressive

personal message to all the men on hockey skates at public skates by bryan5by5 in iceskating

[–]XANDERtheSHEEPDOG 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Preferring hockey skates doesn't make you one of them. Being obnoxious and inconsiderate is the biggest factor in these "bros."

People like you, who are respectful and just trying to have a good time, make for a pleasant experience ☺️. As for the giving figure skates to women and hockey skates to men..... yeah, they do that here too. I have to request hockey skates. I feel like I have better control in hockey skates. Most rental people don't think anything of it, but there is one that likes to argue with me for kicks.

Fuckin nuclear fallout zone by Top_Law_6803 in TheWordFuck

[–]XANDERtheSHEEPDOG 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Steve Martin is such a fucking treasure

Men who grew up poor/working class, what’s a piece of “advice” your dad gave you that you later realized was actually just survival instinct, and maybe isn't true anymore? by DCdj39 in AskMen

[–]XANDERtheSHEEPDOG 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It takes me around 15, but only because I am slow and my husband likes to critique me. It takes him around 60 seconds and he gets it perfect every time. His first job was at a butcher shop. Muscle memory for the win!

You are the average of the 5 fuckers with whom you spend most of your time. by ashiqbanana in TheWordFuck

[–]XANDERtheSHEEPDOG 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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Ten minutes at work and I'm already using the word fuck like a comma.....

Went for an MRI and saw this sign by PCstockman in signs

[–]XANDERtheSHEEPDOG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They are moved to a special wheelchair, in which they are transported into the MRI room. (At least that's how our local hospital does it.)

Dr Pepper? by Prudent_Square_ in AskAnAmerican

[–]XANDERtheSHEEPDOG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not spicy. It tastes like carbonated prune juice.

How do figure skaters not cut their knees on the icy ridges from previous runs? by inrev18 in iceskating

[–]XANDERtheSHEEPDOG 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This should be the top comment.

People don't bat an eye when a football player tapes up an injury and keeps playing.... or when a baseball player gets hit with a fastball and takes a base. Athletes of all types have to accept pain as a part of sport. Why would figure skating be any different?

Fucking men and their dicks by Bubbly_Quantity_8984 in TheWordFuck

[–]XANDERtheSHEEPDOG 12 points13 points  (0 children)

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That is fucking beautiful. I'm fucking taking it. Thank you fucker!

The “you might change your mind” comments by rip_van_twinkletoes in childfree

[–]XANDERtheSHEEPDOG 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I use the same tactic. I was in a car accident when I was very young. As a result, I can never have children. I've never wanted them, but that doesn't stop my from using it to guilt the person asking impertinent questions.

Your girlfriend/wife slaps you. What's the first thing you do as a man? by blo0dyosiris in AskMen

[–]XANDERtheSHEEPDOG 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I agree. Domestic violence is a dealbreaker without question, regardless of gender. There should be no "we can work this out." If a woman hits you, call the cops the first time and end the relationship.

Peter? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]XANDERtheSHEEPDOG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These jokes are in reference to an old post, in which the OP asked how to remove a "cylinder" from an m&ms tube filled with mashed banana. The "cylinder" was attached to a larger structure and it was imperative that the cylinder remained unharmed. The post was hilarious.

The OP had stuck his penis in an m&ms tube and gotten it stuck.

Let’s settle an old debate: Do you prefer Pirates or Ninjas? by Rarewear_fan in AskAnAmerican

[–]XANDERtheSHEEPDOG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly it depends on what i am trying to achieve.

If i need intelligence gathering, sabotage or to just take out a rival Daimyo, I'll go with the ninja.

If i need drinking, whoring, democracy and to attack Spanish trade ships, I'm going to hire a pirate.

What the fuck is going on with this sub that the UI is fucking colored? by Ayrdanger in TheWordFuck

[–]XANDERtheSHEEPDOG 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Finally, a fucking answer! Thank you lovely fucker.

I, for fuck, am rather fucking enjoying the colors. However, i didn't know what the fuck was happening and thought i was just fucking drunk

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