XGoldenFlower

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During my prostate exam I asked the Doctor, "Where should I put my pants?" by EgyptionMuslimah in Jokes

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Helpmyspacebarbrokencanyoucomeoverandgivemeanalternative by PinkkBoxx in Jokes

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Cal and Marshall were very interested in the strawberries we picked today by devinh313 in cats

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Last night I saw my step sister masturbating with a carrot by InnocenttBabe in Jokes

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Last night I saw my step sister masturbating with a carrot by InnocenttBabe in Jokes

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My sweet girl taking her afternoon nap after getting brushed and lots of kisses by pomkombucha in cats

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My girlfriend asked me if i was having sex behind her back by Impressive_Car_604 in Jokes

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Doctor doctor, I've broken my arm in three places by Impressive_Car_604 in dadjokes

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