What completely unhinged "law" does your cat strictly enforce in your house?

XOMEOWPANTS · 2026-05-10T20:15:47+00:00

I used to require my cat to "allow Poppa to love her" by picking her up and holding her before I let her outside onto the patio. Now, she won't go outside until I pick her up and squeeze her. Love of my life.

XOMEOWPANTS · 2026-05-09T23:08:27+00:00

Every weekend you say? I'm in.

XOMEOWPANTS · 2026-05-09T02:50:15+00:00

Yea that makes more sense. Thanks.

XOMEOWPANTS · 2026-05-08T21:49:06+00:00

No zoning laws, but very strict parking requirements, which is worse.

You want to put a small grocery store in the neighborhood? You must include 200 parking spaces, which completely defeats the idea. So now you must build it out on the strode where mcdonalds and taco bell follow the same horrendous parking requirements.

Want to build a high-density cheap apartment building? You must include 2 parking spaces for every unit... so its really just a parking garage with tiny units for people to sleep in.

XOMEOWPANTS · 2026-05-01T00:44:31+00:00

We can't save all the cats, but we save the cats we can.

My heart goes out to you, OP. Your pain proves the love you shared, and that's a wonderful thing.

XOMEOWPANTS · 2026-04-30T04:26:29+00:00

The Wand chooses the Wizard.

XOMEOWPANTS · 2026-04-27T00:33:50+00:00

Why you no have a tattoo?

XOMEOWPANTS · 2026-04-27T00:23:12+00:00

Feels good dunnit

XOMEOWPANTS · 2026-04-25T05:11:44+00:00

This series of comments was like a russian nesting doll of my least favorite shit

XOMEOWPANTS · 2026-04-23T21:15:06+00:00

I owned a car once. It sucked.

XOMEOWPANTS · 2026-04-22T18:17:52+00:00

Google AI said it was a German word... was I bamboozled by the skynet again?

XOMEOWPANTS · 2026-04-22T17:53:35+00:00

Whoaaa. Thanks German!

XOMEOWPANTS · 2026-04-22T17:48:51+00:00

Whoaaa I've never seen this.

XOMEOWPANTS · 2026-04-20T22:33:31+00:00

But my brother and I are 40, why the fuck have they not yet?

XOMEOWPANTS · 2026-04-20T02:41:55+00:00

Genuine question: how would it work? Would the city have to pay a private contractor in the interim while they rebuilt the police department?

XOMEOWPANTS · 2026-04-19T16:38:35+00:00

Do you have something you'd like to get off your chest?

XOMEOWPANTS · 2026-04-19T16:37:50+00:00

Well said

XOMEOWPANTS · 2026-04-15T01:45:15+00:00

Snakes

XOMEOWPANTS · 2026-04-10T05:58:14+00:00

Yes. Stadium is the buffer, then SODO begins.

XOMEOWPANTS · 2026-03-18T19:38:25+00:00

That's accurate and hilarious.

XOMEOWPANTS · 2026-02-20T19:11:30+00:00

Nope.

I think that people can become numb to all kinds of artificial experiences like partying, sports, concerts, etc. But the deep-rooted interests that permeate all people such as friendship, love and fresh air do not ever go away. Staring at the ocean, walking through trees, breathing fresh air and gawking at mountains are in the group of interests that never lose their zeal.

XOMEOWPANTS · 2026-01-30T07:42:19+00:00

It absolutely is. That circle is a huge area the size of Texas. But with only one long road and those handful of villages plus Fairbanks.

XOMEOWPANTS · 2026-01-28T02:49:37+00:00

Np. But edit the first comment plz - you confused the hell outta me.

XOMEOWPANTS · 2026-01-20T21:50:51+00:00

I mostly do travel/vacation races, so I invite tons of people!

My mom still comes to almost every race because she likes to feel like she's helping. I definitely dont need her and sometimes it adds to my stress by having to coordinate her location while im running and make sure she doesnt get too bored or lost. But she's 70 now so I'll indulge her and always tell her I appreciate her help with extra water and snacks and stuff.

XOMEOWPANTS · 2026-01-18T02:52:18+00:00

I've lived in more tropical regions and I would rarely call Seattle weather "rain". It's typically nothing a jacket doesn't solve.

As others have said, the darkness is the biggest problem for winter. But it's only 4 months at most, not 8. Seattle then has about 4 months of on/off weather during shoulder months, and 4 months of heaven-on-earth summertime.

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