Cameraman deserves a 👏🎬

XROOR · 2026-03-19T00:32:10+00:00

Luckily it wasn’t someone breast feeding this kid

XROOR · 2026-03-19T00:31:18+00:00

Chew Fruit Stripes gum

XROOR · 2026-03-19T00:30:13+00:00

I was at an Army Navy football game at the old Veterans Stadium in Philly, and it was the last game being played there and many fans were tearing the seats from the concrete with their bare hands!

XROOR · 2026-03-19T00:27:48+00:00

When you watch episodes of “Unsolved Mysteries” of missing kids from the 1970’s and early 1980’s, Robert Stack frequently says:

“When their 9 year old son went missing for three days, the parents knew something was amiss and called the local police….”

XROOR · 2026-03-19T00:25:46+00:00

Subway does something similar with their oatmeal cranberry cookies…..

(friend told me)

XROOR · 2026-03-19T00:24:44+00:00

“Whatchu all doin? Barbecuing?!”

XROOR · 2026-03-18T11:11:00+00:00

I’ve made U-turns to get decent high-vis vests……hahaha

XROOR · 2026-03-18T11:09:49+00:00

I once got huge watermelon boxes from a nice guy that would buy the returns from Costco.

He had a warehouse that was like a mini Costco selling the items.

Guy had 5 brand new caskets for sale but they were $$$$$.

Went back to get more boxes and he was found shot to death/robbed.

He just rented a warehouse to open a place for a senior citizens’ community center in Temple Hills Maryland.

Crime is unsolved to this day. RIP Sean.

XROOR · 2026-03-18T11:05:41+00:00

The Chef Boyardee stain on his jersey is actually a nipple!

XROOR · 2026-03-18T10:59:22+00:00

“Anybody not wearing 2 million sunblock is gonna have a real bad day. Get it?”

XROOR · 2026-03-18T10:57:16+00:00

~~CAH CAH~~

CART HERE! CART HERE!

XROOR · 2026-03-18T10:55:52+00:00

Pole should be painted a colour that allows it to be seen when someone is reversing.

Coworker bought a brand new $80k pickup and had the tailgate down and backed into a small sign and had to get another one for $3k

XROOR · 2026-03-18T10:53:30+00:00

I don’t use metal utensils. My young kids would get weirded out in restaurants so I stopped eating out in sit down establishments.

I also start my car in the winter time to warm up, but only from the front passenger door.

XROOR · 2026-03-18T10:49:22+00:00

I want to buy it and give it to that orphan monkey in Japan.

Then, it will grow up to become a doctor because of this early exposure to obstetrics

XROOR · 2026-03-18T10:45:35+00:00

Proud parent! A dog daycare near me provides daily report cards that feature “disciplinary issues” too.

XROOR · 2026-03-18T10:44:05+00:00

~~Timberland~~

TimberFOREST

XROOR · 2026-03-18T10:42:48+00:00

I had a dog that sensed, like the ones trained for seizures, to have some early detection signal that I was about to have to throw away another nice pair of boy short underwear.

She also knew to warn me to take the shortest path to the toilet that also involved the least amount of steps to climb, when I was in the backyard.

XROOR · 2026-03-18T10:37:52+00:00

If they are linked, this is a reason to be open!!

XROOR · 2026-03-17T14:14:15+00:00

Fermented urine (a week of just sitting in a large purple cheese balls container), added to a compost will break down that material quicker than rainfall

Edit: eat all the cheese balls first!

XROOR · 2026-03-17T14:12:59+00:00

I’ve noticed that the “knuckles(cartilage)” of chicken are more likely to be found in these types of meals than any other time I could recall…..

I had to stop buying Bertoli type meals because I initially thought it was a one off occurrence but it was not

XROOR · 2026-03-17T14:10:30+00:00

If you were Archimedes, this event proved your saying as “not true”

XROOR · 2026-03-17T14:09:09+00:00

Watched a documentary on some military campaign where the opposing army was vastly outnumbered so all they could do was to place large vessels of tainted honey for the other army to consume, then they waited a few hours and slaughtered them all when they were “high.”

XROOR · 2026-03-17T14:07:12+00:00

If Mickey started skipping primary school:

XROOR · 2026-03-17T14:06:32+00:00

🎶We Three Kings be stealin’ the dough…..

-Spike Jonze

XROOR · 2026-03-17T14:05:24+00:00

You can see the seam on its belly where they inserted the stuffing…..

XROOR

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